Quick, Hand Me My Shank
Father, I stretch my hands to Thee, No other help I know! I can’t believe this.
Memo to LaMike: Jump off, jump off, the girl is a jump off. Don’t go into the light. Drop your mayonnaise off in another salad.
It’s the King homie.
For many of you this will be the first time you ever heard LaMichael speak. Remember to change your pantyliner after you’re done watching.
Blackarazzi caught up with LaMike outside of L.A. hot spot Opera, where he chatted about his upcoming projects which includes an album! This is great. I pray that he does a soulful collaboration with Terrence Howard. All that slickness and zest in on one track would be bananas.
Evan Ross has been cast opposite former Disney Channel superstar-turned-pop singer Hilary Duff in the film “Greta,” an interracial teen dramedy for Whitewater Films.
Duff plays the title role of a waitress who falls in love with her a cook at the restaurant they work. After they take their romance to the next level, Greta confronts the concern of her grandparents (Ellen Burstyn, Michael Murphy) about her new boo’s criminal past.
Director Nancy Bardawil is currently shooting “Greta” in New Jersey.
LaMike has also finished shooting “Black Water Transit” opposite Laurence Fishburne, as well as “Brooklyn to Manhattan,” “Life is Hot in Cracktown” and “Linewatch.”
Hilary Duff has a crazy fan base so this movie may be a good crossover look for our boy. She better not cut my baby with those big ass horse teeth. That’s probably why Joe Madden quit that bitch and knocked up Nicole Richie.
Hey Crunk,
Over the weekend I celebrated my Bday at Club Chaos in Washington D.C. to see the Drag Queen Show. During the show they had a runway model contest and look who’s twin brother decided to enter the contest and WIN! [The blessings of LaMike cover us all. -- Fresh] He was cute as hell. My cousin was in the the contest also, so of course I was screamin my ass off for her, but I couldnt go without giving LaMichael pt. 2 a big round of applause also.
[Thanks Katina!]
I am late as hell! I need to step my stalk game up. How did I let this slide pass me? Visit Sandra Rose for the uncensored flicks. Perv!
Why come you are always making fun of Gorilla Zoe? Everytime you mention him I do one of them Mr. Burns type laughs… I grew up with him so it’s funny to see his little name mentioned like he’s somebody… we finally made it… anyway, I wanted to send you this flicks of LaMicheal cause I ain’t know if you see them yet and they shole is crunk. Keep up the good work!
–Alexis
You Can Run But You Can’t Hide
Sweet Child of Mine
