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LaMike Is Coming Out With An Album?!

LaMike Is Coming Out With An Album?!



For many of you this will be the first time you ever heard LaMichael speak. Remember to change your pantyliner after you’re done watching.

Blackarazzi caught up with LaMike outside of L.A. hot spot Opera, where he chatted about his upcoming projects which includes an album! This is great. I pray that he does a soulful collaboration with Terrence Howard. All that slickness and zest in on one track would be bananas.

[Thanks JFish]

LaMichael Finds Romance

LaMichael Finds Romance In Lizzie McGuire

Evan Ross has been cast opposite former Disney Channel superstar-turned-pop singer Hilary Duff in the film “Greta,” an interracial teen dramedy for Whitewater Films.

Duff plays the title role of a waitress who falls in love with her a cook at the restaurant they work. After they take their romance to the next level, Greta confronts the concern of her grandparents (Ellen Burstyn, Michael Murphy) about her new boo’s criminal past.

Director Nancy Bardawil is currently shooting “Greta” in New Jersey.

LaMike has also finished shooting “Black Water Transit” opposite Laurence Fishburne, as well as “Brooklyn to Manhattan,” “Life is Hot in Cracktown” and “Linewatch.”

Hilary Duff has a crazy fan base so this movie may be a good crossover look for our boy. She better not cut my baby with those big ass horse teeth. That’s probably why Joe Madden quit that bitch and knocked up Nicole Richie.

You Sent It! // LaMike’s Look-A-Like

You Sent It! // LaMike’s Look-A-Like

Hey Crunk,

Over the weekend I celebrated my Bday at Club Chaos in Washington D.C. to see the Drag Queen Show. During the show they had a runway model contest and look who’s twin brother decided to enter the contest and WIN! [The blessings of LaMike cover us all. -- Fresh] He was cute as hell. My cousin was in the the contest also, so of course I was screamin my ass off for her, but I couldnt go without giving LaMichael pt. 2 a big round of applause also.

[Thanks Katina!]

SCANDAL!

You Sent It: SCANDAL!


I am late as hell! I need to step my stalk game up. How did I let this slide pass me? Visit Sandra Rose for the uncensored flicks. Perv!

Why come you are always making fun of Gorilla Zoe? Everytime you mention him I do one of them Mr. Burns type laughs… I grew up with him so it’s funny to see his little name mentioned like he’s somebody… we finally made it… anyway, I wanted to send you this flicks of LaMicheal cause I ain’t know if you see them yet and they shole is crunk. Keep up the good work!

–Alexis

You Can Run But You Can’t Hide

You Can Run But You Can’t Hide

Earlier this morning I thought I spotted my Norwegian sugar drop seated in the front row at the Heatherette show, but wasn’t 100 percent sure. Hell, I thought he was one of those B5 kids that have been plastered in ads all over the site. After conducting a full scale investigation (read: checking my email) I was able to determine that it was LaMike. You can thank me by sending donations to my PayPal account.

That was close! I almost missed out on all that creamy goodness. One of my all-time favorite bloggers (second to Chudney, of course) Clay Cane caught up with Evan on the red carpet at the premiere of ‘The Brave One.”

Clay says that young, sex god (my words, not his) was polite but seemed a little irritated when he asked him if he’d let Michael Vick watch one of his pets. Clay is so silly! He knows that Tashera and X are old enough to stay at home unattended.

[picture via A Socalite's Life - - thanks Katrina]

Sweet Child of Mine

Sweet Child of Mine

Evan Ross outside of Hyde
I watched “Life Support” for the first time last month (yeah, I’m super late) and all I have to say is WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY INFORM ME THAT LAMIKE KICKS THE BUCKET IN THE MOVIE?! I was laying in between my Martha Stewart sheets crying and shit. The Dealer walked in and thought someone in my actual family had passed away. When I told him it was the love of my life he pulled a Rev. Weeks (…..) and hit me in the head with a pillow.

And before you talk crap about my lovely child wearing an aviator jacket just know that he had just returned from piloting some pussy. Happy Friday.

Almost Famous

Almost Famous

LaMike waved to the paparazzi outside of a hot spot on Wednesday before speeding into the night. Look at how delicate and soft his hands are. He must dip them in lavender paraffin wax.

In related news, he has nabbed a role of a gang banger opposite Cuba Gooding Jr. in “Linewatch.” Ross will play Little Boy, the nephew of border patrol agent and one time Los Angeles gang member Michael Dixon (Gooding). I hope the make-up artists on set paint a tear drop or two on his cheek. I mean, all the rappers are doing it.

LaMike Hits The Club

LaMike Hits The Club


LaMike attended Rocko’s (singer Monica’s fiancĂ©) single release party at Body Tap in Atlanta on Wednesday night. I hope he didn’t trick all of his money away. See more pictures from the party over at Sandra Rose.
[Thanks Jay]

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