Spotted: The Abominable Norwegian
LaMichael The Last Don (pictured above with his brother Ross) was spotted hitting the slopes of the non-cocaine persuasion and sucking butt in Aspen, Colorado on Wednesday. Bow in the presence of greatness.
Archive for the 'Norwegian Swagger' Category
YouTube Clip of the Day
Fever! LaMike spoke to Black Tree TV about his upcoming album and musical influences [one of which shouldn't surprise any one, ahem]. It’s cute to watch him interact with media now that he has stepped away from being so shy. Get into this!
A God Amongst Men
It’s been too long since you’ve been gone / feels good when I’m with you / I miss you / come back home! Jesus be a GPS tracker around Monifah’s ankle.
LaMichael attended Matt Leinart’s 2nd Annual Celebrity Bowling Night Benefit looking like a Training Day vato dipped in tang. That boy is something serious.
![Aunt Viv [2]](http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cb5.thumbnail.jpg "A God Amongst Men")
Aunt Viv, Beefy Kardashian and older sister Kim were also in the building. I don’t have to tell you that Reggie Bush was there because you already know Kimbo keeps his ass on a short leash. If he likes it I love it!
Now lets all bow our head and give a moment of silence to the chocolate delight that was his GQ spread. Speaking of Mr. Bush, word is that he is making sure Kim doesn’t join Team Chunk by pushing her to stay in shape.
Breathe And Stop
What better way to kick off today’s proceedings than with my baby LaMichael. It’s been a long, long time since I have posted any flicks of him but I’m back with a vengeance. It’s funny how nobody was interested in his Norwegian swagger a few months ago and now the boy has paparazzi taking pictures of him at lunch.
Outrage!
Shouts out to everybody who sent in an email informing me that Rumer Willis is trying to snatch up my man. I died on the operating table and had to be brought back – - twice. I feel like one of Star Jones’ sleeping titties now.
Most of the time I feel pretty bad for Spongebob Squarejaw when I read blurbs about her on Dlisted [okay not really] but this bitch is overcooking my grits now.
Nothing good can come of this union! She’s already inflicting her voodoo on my boo. Just look at the windows of this soul. Bruce and Demi better come get their child before she comes up missing. It’s year round murkin’ season on anybody who is after my man.
SWOON!
LaMike and Dirty Diana hit the Staples Center to watch the Lakers take on the Clippers on Friday. That warm, wet sensation you are currently feeling his your panty pudding hitting the bottom of your new Vicki’s Secrets. Go ahead and hit FEMA up because I know there is nothing but wetness going on with your right now.
Usually celebs try to play it cool when they sit court side and pretend not to notice the flashing lights. Not these two! They flipped that shit into a Sear’s studio portrait session, you gotta love it
I’m feel so good about seeing my baby that I won’t even mention Diana’s partly cloudy mouth.
Like Father, Like Son
Like Father, Like Son
Are you sick of LaMike yet? I’m not, which is why I am doing this post. Work with me people! If you can grin and bear Beyowulf’s five day lace front forecast then you can stand this rain.
Your boy fell through Fabolous’ AMA post-party on Sunday night resembling a hipster Mother Theresa. Just look at this child. He even has MJ’s weird red carpet poses down pat. I can’t wait to see those two on the cover of Jet arm in arm.
Hands Off Hayden!
Hands Off Hayden!
I have been having a hard time lately keeping LaMike to stay faithful to me. I blame the weather. Most couples normally stay inside, eat, and “do the grown up” with each other during the winter months. Not us.
Oh well, I guess I could always hook up with The Dealer but Hayden better keep her paws off of my man. She is going to need those regeneration powers she has on Heroes after I circle around her block with the wolf pack like Alicia Keys.
I’ll leave this broad hurt, murked, and put in the dirt.
Quick, Hand Me My Shank
Quick, Hand Me My Shank
The homeland security threat level is now in the orange! LaMichael was spotted over the weekend canoodling with Danity Kane member Aubrey O’ Day in New York City.
Father, I stretch my hands to Thee, No other help I know! I can’t believe this.
Memo to LaMike: Jump off, jump off, the girl is a jump off. Don’t go into the light. Drop your mayonnaise off in another salad.
It’s the King homie.
LaMike Is Coming Out With An Album?!
LaMike Is Coming Out With An Album?!
For many of you this will be the first time you ever heard LaMichael speak. Remember to change your pantyliner after you’re done watching.
Blackarazzi caught up with LaMike outside of L.A. hot spot Opera, where he chatted about his upcoming projects which includes an album! This is great. I pray that he does a soulful collaboration with Terrence Howard. All that slickness and zest in on one track would be bananas.
[Thanks JFish]
