That ice cold shiver that just went up your spine is not via The Case of the Cottles but from the slice of heaven pictured above. That is all. Girl, is your pussy in critical condition yet?! Kisses and french fries [© Drama Dupree] to the good people at Gossip On This for sharing this zestifully clean moment with the world!
As long as it means they are going to end up on a best / worst dressed lists, you can’t tell these hoes nothing. We call it being a whore for propaganda, they call it publicity. Why do you insist on assisting the devil?
This shit right here is why Madonna is having issues adopting little African children. You think you can just roll up to the village and try to put a child on layaway after showing up in public dressed in Solange’s Easter speech outfit? You ain’t Grace Jones, it doesn’t work like that. Take that shit back to the Kabalah Center. I would have better luck trying to put a Honduran orphan on credit wear a pair of pink jellies and a Platinum Fubu hockey jersey.
I don’t know who the hell Leighton Meister is and I would rather not Google her after this. Good day!
Squint your eyes ever so gently and get you an additional piece of these god awful get ups after the jump.
I’m not sure if anyone else has sent this to you yet, but it’s compelling for two reasons: 1. That side eye came from deep within her loins. 2. This is NOT Mama Tina, like I originally thought. Anyway, enjoy.
- – Kindred Smile
I hate to say it [not really] but A.C. Green was moreso known for not getting any groupie pussy than his skills on the court for most of his career. How dreadful! He carried his v-card up until the time he tied the knot with wife Veronique back in 2002. That’s right bitches, he managed to miss the 40 year old virgin joke by two years. Whoow, if that’s not reason to get some head every chance you get I don’t know what is.
SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.
If you thought getting it in on a regular basis was going to make his Norbit swaggy daggy disappear think again. It’s all good though, I still fucks with the boy. Not literally of course.
The flea market Master P no limit t-shirt. Self destruction, you’re headed for self destruction! Since I love M.I.A. and her glowsticks [you thought it was a game] so I will let this one slide but I already know no good is going to come of this fashion statement. Nah nah nah nah.
The local goons have been riding through the hood bumping “Boyz” like it just came out since “Swagger Like Us” leaked on Limewire. I know everyone doesn’t catch on to artists when they first come out but give me a fucking break. Your cousins are doing the most. Ya’ll so different! There, I said it.
Cassie and her manufactured glowstick swag was spotted a few nights back walking the streets of New York City. I would talk more about this child but then that would mean I gave a fuck about her when I really and truly do not. I’m not one to send mixed messages to my readers so I am going to stop typing now.
Christina Milian will always be the cute girl from Disney in my book so I wouldn’t go as far as saying that her new hair hue makes her look ugly. Now do I think that she has been looking the fool as of lately? Absolutely. Just clutch your pearls and repeat after me: This too shall pass.
The last time I checked only island dick made women act this way! Does Teddy Ruxpin got that new new voodoo? You see what happened to Nivea. Don’t mess with my man game proper.
