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Still Stuntin’ On You Hoes

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Stevie Wonder performed some type of rain dance / touchdown celebration outside of Prego in Los Angeles on Thursday. His trademark hair was covered but his delightful savor flavor patch was exposed for all to enjoy. Don’t act like you wouldn’t ride his face like the $1 train.

Girl, You So Abstract

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Sasha played dress up in some of Agnes’ old rags for the November issue of Gotham magazine. Ohhh la la! The different-ness is killing me so I am going to pass the dutchie to Concrete Loop for more flicks! Article excerpts after the jump.

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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Why didn’t anybody bother to tell me the Desperate Housewives of Bankhead [I can't] had a video out?! I thought that we were better than this, people.

Honestly speaking, more than a few people hit me up when this video first dropped but I simply refused to indulge in empty fuckery calories. I should have followed my heart. I didn’t make it past the minute mark before both of my eyes got that dead look like Sparkle’s. You better be careful.

Well Alright Then

Estelle + Grace

Since I don’t have anything nice to say about your cousin and auntie I am going to play nice and run the press release without any interruption:

British Hip Hop star and fashion maven Estelle poses with Grace Jones, undoubtedly after exchanging fashion compliments, at the Mobo Awards which took place earlier this week. Estelle scooped up two awards at the event, Best Song, for American Boy, and Best UK Female.

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

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I’m not sure how long this picture has been circulating on these mean internet streets nor the story behind it but this shit right here made my day! There are a combination of things going on in this group flick of Young Jeezy and his Corporate Thugs [I can't] that made me squeal, the main point of interest being Jeezy’s hairline. That shit is sitting way in the back like a drug dealer in church on Christmas Sunday. Thanks Brown Suga for passing this along!

No Country For Old Men

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The debate is on! Are you watching?

* Please do not visit the website watermarked at the picture if you are at work and don’t want to be deemed the office perv.

I’m Just Saying . . .

Pussy Popper Number One

Now you know you are going to bust hell wide open for thinking this gentlemen was Isaac Hayes posted up at one of those exclusive vip access only fish fry events in Lackawanna!

Word to Beanie Sigel, I hope you get your soul claimed before they blow them horns like Coltrane.

I wonder if heaven got a ghetto . . . I can’t. Seriously, I’m not trying to find out yet. My work here ain’t done!

This post has been brought to you by fellow fuckery enthuiast Durty Mo at You Know You Dead Azz Wrong.

News Break

Believe it or not but there is someone who has been on vacation to the pokey more times than DMX and Bobby Brown combined.

Henry “James Brown” Earl, 58 of Lexington, KY has been arrested a record 1,000 times. Henry Earl marked his 1,000th arrest on the charge of alcohol intoxication on Tuesday, September 23, 2008.

A standing ovation is in order.

Police arrested Henry Earl for alcohol intoxication, a charge he’s faced hundreds of times before.

Earl is a pseudo-celebrity because of his extensive record. He’s been featured on late night talk shows and has several websites dedicated to tracking his arrest record.

Earl’s 1,000th arrest happened late Monday night on South Limestone. He’ll be in court Tuesday afternoon to answer to this latest charge.

If you’re wondering what 1,000 arrests equals, here’s a look at Henry Earl’s history.

In all, he’s spent 4,123 days in jail.

35 of his 1000 arrests have been this year alone, landing him behind bars 189 days in 2008.

On average, Earl is out of jail about two days before he lands back behind bars, although this time he was out for four days before his latest arrest. [source]

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