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Floyd Mayweather Jr. Gets 90 Days In Jail ‎For Domestic Violence Incident

Posted by Fresh on December 21, 2011

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Private booty warrior lessons are the new lumps of coal. Underfeated prizefighter Floyd Mayweather Jr. was sentenced Wednesday to 90 days in jail after pleading guilty to reduced battery domestic violence and harassment charges before a Las Vegas judge.

The plea deal avoids trial on felony allegations that he hit his ex-girlfriend and threatened two of their children during an argument at her home in September 2010.

“He just continually gets himself into trouble and he is able to get himself out of it as well,” Prosecutor Lisa Luzaich told Justice of the Peace Melissa Saragosa. “Essentially it is because he is who he is and is able to get away with everything.”

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Christmas Has Been Cancelled Indefinitely For Lil’ Boosie

Posted by Fresh on November 29, 2011

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Much to this dismay of Lil’ Boosie’s family and friends Living Social has yet to feature a promotion on discount Booty Warrior lessons this holiday shopping season. So it’s really looking like every man for himself after lights out.

On Tuesday the “Wipe Me Down” rapper was sentenced to eight years in prison following his guilty plea of conspiring to smuggle codeine, marijuana and ecstasy into two state prisons, the Louisiana State Penitentiary at Angola and Dixon Correctional Institute in Jackson, Louisiana.

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Its Over For You, Mr. Murray

Posted by Fresh on November 7, 2011

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Just in time for tomorrow’s network television premiere of Michael Jackson: This Is It. conrad1 Its Over For You, Mr. Murray

Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson’s personal physician, remained expressionless after the jury returned with a guilty verdict of involuntary manslaughter in the singer’s death. Murray will face a maximum sentence of four years in a state prison as well as a minimum sentence of probation. The 58-year-old cardiologist may also now lose his medical license in addition to his already-suspended right to practice.

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Murray will be sentenced on November 29, 2011. The judge denied bail and Murray will be kept in custody of the sheriff until his sentencing.

The verdict comes after the jury deliberated for nine hours before they rang the buzzer three times on Monday morning, a signal that their verdict had been reached. Court officials had said earlier that they would delay the reading of the verdict two hours to allow friends and family to be present at the courthouse.

Michael Jackson died on June 25, 2009 from an overdose of propofol, a surgical anesthetic.

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Gary Dourdan Arrested For Allegedly Breaking Ex-Girlfriend’s Nose

Posted by Fresh on November 7, 2011

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Hillman University student Shazza Zulu just can’t get right. According to TMZ the ex-girlfriend of former ‘CSI’ star Gary Dourdan visited his Venice, California home on Sunday night, resulting in a violent altercation.

A decent Drake playlist would have done wonders.

Maria Asis del Alamo had already left his house when police arrived, but they located her in a nearby alley and discovered that she had suffered a possible broken nose and other injuries. Law enforcement placed Dourdan into custody after claimed that he had struck her. He was arrested and booked for felony battery, and is currently being held on $50,000 bail.

The actor was charged with drug possession after police determined he had oxycodone on him when he allegedly crashed into several parked cars in July.

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News Break: Former America’s Best Dance Crew Judge Shane Sparks Sentenced In Underage Sex Case

Posted by Fresh on August 21, 2011

The secret love child of Sisqo and Plies, choreographer Shane Sparks, has pleaded no contest to having sex with an underage girl in the 1990’s almost two full years after he was first arrested for having sex with a minor. Night night, keep your butthole tight.

shane News Break: Former Americas Best Dance Crew Judge Shane Sparks Sentenced In Underage Sex CaseSparks had been facing eight felony charges involving the alleged crime. The Lost Angeles hip-hop choreographer pleaded no contest Tuesday to a felony count of having unlawful sex with a minor under 16 after prosecutors dropped the original charges.

Sparks was sentenced to 270 days in jail and five years of probation. The judge also ordered him to complete 52 sessions of sexual offender counseling and to stay away from underage girls unless an adult is present.

The Cincinnati-born Sparks has worked with Brandy, Aaliyah, Monica and Lindsay Lohan and was nominated for an Emmy for his choreography on “So You Think You Can Dance,” according to MTV.

Sparks was arrested in December 2009 at his North Hollywood home. (source)

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Mathew Knowles Wants You To Know That He Is Not A Crook

Posted by CRUNK STAFF on July 15, 2011

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Still reeling from being placed on Beyoncé’s do not call list, Mathew Knowles has continued his legal and public relations fight against charges he stole from the Creole Cookie Jar. Mathew’s strategy seems to be themed on: “I’m staying, I’m staying. And you, and you, and you…you’re gonna love me.”

Speaking of love, Papa Knowles has all the love in the world for his top-earning daughter, telling the Associated Press:

“The relationship with Beyoncé is extremely amicable. I want to make that clear. Where there’s concern is the people that she’s doing business with. I’m challenging all of these folks on integrity, professional integrity.”

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Busted: You Will Never Guess What Item NeNe Leakes’ Son Was Caught Shoplifting

Posted by Fresh on July 8, 2011

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Not only does ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ star NeNe Leakes’ son Bryson Bryant bear an unfortunate yet striking resemblance to the actor who portrayed Sams in the movie Lean On Me but he is also as equally limited in the good common sense department as the fictional character. On the eve of Gucci Mane’s return from the psychiatric ward (or so they say) Bryant has been arrested for shoplifting and probation violation.

More details on his dumb ass arrest plus mug shot after the jump.

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Spotted: Ja Rule Living It Up In Australia Despite Legal Woes

Posted by Fresh on March 23, 2011

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It was all good just a week ago:

Relaxing by the pool at Palazzo Versace surrounded by his entourage, the rap royal and convicted criminal spoke candidly about his soon-to-be life behind bars and quoted Charlie Sheen more than a few times.

Ja Rule, who was arrested and charged after police discovered a loaded semi-automatic weapon in his sports car in 2007, later traded the pool deck for the stage when he performed at Sin City in Surfers Paradise.

“I’ve taken responsibility for what I’ve done, even though it is terrible,” he said. “No one is happy to go to jail but I’m owning up to what I did. I’ll be back stronger than ever — Charlie Sheen baby, winning!”

This was all the pint size rapper admitted Tuesday that he had neglected to pay taxes on $3 million in income, and now faces up to three years in prison. “Always On Time” my ass.

Adopting a winning attitude about facing time behind the wall is indeed in Jeffrey’s best interest at this point. Here’s to hope that Lil’ Mo finds it in her Christian heart to send son a Bible scripture or two.

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Buzz Notes: Shane Sparks Ordered To Trial On Sex Charges

Posted by Fresh on November 8, 2010

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Choreographer Shane Sparks (best known for his stint as a judge on MTV’s “America’s Best Dance Crew”) has been ordered to trial on eight sex counts involving an underage girl in the 1990s, which means his days doing work as a stunt double for Sisqo are ovah, honey. More details after the cut.

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News Break: Mom Kills Baby For Interrupting FarmVille Game On Facebook

Posted by Fresh on November 1, 2010

This would happen around my neck of the woods. How dreadful.

farmville mom News Break: Mom Kills Baby For Interrupting FarmVille Game On FacebookA Jacksonville mother charged with shaking her baby to death has pleaded guilty to second-degree murder.

Alexandra V. Tobias, 22, was arrested after the January death of 3-month-old Dylan Lee Edmondson. She told investigators she became angry because the baby was crying while she was playing a computer game called FarmVille on the Facebook social-networking website.

Tobias entered her plea Wednesday before Circuit Judge Adrian G. Soud. A second-degree murder charge is punishable by up to life in prison.

Prosecutor Richard Mantei said Tobias’ sentence could be less because of state guidelines that call for 25 to 50 years. Soud offered no promises on what he’ll order during a sentencing hearing scheduled for December.

Outside the courtroom, Mantei said Tobias’ plea will help avoid the family reliving the tragedy during a jury trial.

Tobias told investigators that she shook the baby, smoked a cigarette to compose herself and then shook him again. She said the baby may have hit his head during the shaking.(source)

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