Photographer extraordinaire and all around good dude Maurice Garland spent his past Saturday surrounded by plenty of random niggatry on the video set for “Trap Going Ham.” My time is precious and I strive hard to divide the pie but I would be willing to drop my entire hoe shit filled itinerary to be son’s intern!

For the full fuckery fest please visit his site. This post does not serve his tale justice. SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.

The place is gated up now, but hell, it was gated up when people were living there. Barb wire and the whole nine. The only difference is that the gate is actually locked now. Anyways, they shot some pretty interesting scenes there to say the least.

When I meant interesting I actually meant when the random chick drove up to the scene asked what was going and rendered some of her services for the cause.

The final scene was supposed to go down in front of the Auburn Food Mart. When we got there a certain gentleman imposed himself onto the scene. Saying “ya’ll need to put pimpin in this video.” When the cameras entertained his shit talking he immediately switched gears demanding money for his time. Of course no one payed attention. Feeling disrespected “pimpin” went digging in the trash can and found a florescent light blub and came back swinging it like he was a Darth Vader.

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