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Come And Get Your Cousins Please: Droppin’ It Low In The Graveyard

A group of teenage girls attempted to conjure up the spirits of lost souls by pulsating their pussies low and slow twerking on top of Grandma Pearl and the rest of the crew’s final resting place. I’ve got nothing.

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Audio: Tameka Foster Gets Sick And Filthy On A Blogger’s Answering Machine

tameka Audio: Tameka Foster Gets Sick And Filthy On A Bloggers Answering Machine

Tameka Foster Raymond put her international phone card from the Circle K gas station to use on Saturday when she called the editor of Hip Hossip’s home in Canada to tell her that she didn’t appreciate a post about her reportedly damaging soon to be ex-husband Usher’s SUV in August. After playing the profanity laced voicemail to industry friends [who later confirmed that it was indeed Margeaux's voice] the blogger posted the audio online for all to enjoy.

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Why Wasn’t He Offered Any Chicken?

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Just when me and Fresh was about to lose faith in our fuckery quota being met for the week, Omari comes and saves the day.  Again.

From Vibe.com

According to reports, the rapper showed up over the weekend to Common’s highly publicized benefit show at the Hollywood Palladium, and threw another one of his egotistical tantrums backstage.

The rapper was allegedly upset over his not being offered food while in the dressing room backstage. After spotting a man eating chicken, West blurted, “Why wasn’t I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, [and] everyone is eating… why am I not eating?”

When the waitress explained that he never asked for food, ‘Ye yelled, “Well, I’m asking now!” After receiving chicken, he allegedly proceeded to take a bite and then throw the rest in the trash. Meanwhile, the rapper’s beau Amber Rose, stood silent, while other celebrities backstage watched in awe.

I thought after the dressing down Leno gave homeboy would have changed things for the better. Doesn’t Leno know you can’t tame an angry diva?

No Adult Supervision Required

If Lil’ Wayne performance at the ‘09 EBT Awards left a sour taste in your mouth you may want to grab ahead and grab a bottle of Dasani for this niggatry. A group of your cousins performed their smash hit “I Eats Da Pussy” while kids gyrated their hips alongside on stage. I guess its a hard task to thrust dick to “I Eat All The Vegetables On My Plate” and maintain your street credibility on the playground.

Being exposed to lyrics like “I’ll suck the shit out your ass, literally, I’ll suck the shit out your ass” its no wonder why hoe shit among adolescents is at an all time high.

The beauty of this all is that the company responsible for recording is Get Your Life Together Productions. Message!

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Crunkland Submitted Fuckery: Whip Game Proper

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Gettin’ Tipsy

Mr. Hoe Tester Genuis!

Hood figgas, bitch drank Nuevo, and Fashion Fair cosmetics were in abundance as Pretty Ricky shot the video for “Tipsy” at Plush in Jacksonville, Flaw-duh earlier this month. Moncrief stand up! Just don’t shoot.

But I digress.

That gasp you hear is the sound of my chest swelling up with pride over the ingenuity of your cousin. Being Black in America doesn’t get any sweeter than this! Never mind the bedazzled fly hoe swatter, please give your full undivided attention to his colorful coif. His yaki creativity may go over Tasia Mae’s head but I can’t help but stop and salute. [Via Ozonemag]

Friday Fuckery: Crazy In Love

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Never mind the bullet holes in Frankie’s tights or her Sarafina game proper feet – - she is in love! Here’s the skinny via Freddy O:

Frankie went on to The Ryan Cameron show to tell the world that she was in engaged and was deeply in love with her new boy friend Mon, who is 22 years old. Frankie loves that young meat, telling the world that she was so so happy and in love. Taking after her daughter Keyshia, who got her boo tattooed on her shoulder ”D. Gibson,” (Daniel Gibson is his real name), Frankie decided to show how much she loved her man by getting his name tattooed right above her a$$. “Thats where he wanted it,” she told me I then said ”so he can hit it every night.”

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