The mayor of a Kansas town issued an apology Thursday for appearing as a drag-queen in blackface last weekend as part of a fundraising event, according to the local chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP).

Arkansas City Mayor Mel Kuhn participated in and won a drag queen contest held as part of an annual fund raiser sponsored by Court Appointed Special Advocates (CASA), an agency that supports foster children in the court system.

Kuhn appeared dressed as a character which he called “Smellishis Poon,” with his face painted dark for the event.

But Kuhn told FOXNews.com that he was not in blackface, but in “tanface,” and did not intend to offend anyone.

“Blackface is shoepolish,” he said. “That’s not what I did. I dressed up to win and because it was so hilarious.”

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Dallas police today are searching for a man who robbed a 7-Eleven convenience store in his wheelchair, stealing 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before rolling himself out the door, authorities said.

The man wheeled into the store in the 8400 block of Park Lane in northeast Dallas around 2 a.m. Wednesday clutching a baseball bat and a knife, said Senior Cpl. Kevin Janse, a Dallas police spokesman.

The man, who appeared to be in his 30s, went straight to the cash register and began beating it with the bat until it opened, Cpl. Janse said.

But he didn’t steal any money.

Instead, he wheeled himself past other customers around the store, grabbing boxes of condoms and an energy drink before leaving, Cpl. Janse said.

By the time police arrived, the man was nowhere to be found. He is described as a black male, 5-10, weighing about 170 pounds.

Police do not have any suspects, but they believe he may be homeless.

Cpl. Janse said he couldn’t recall another robbery involving a person in a wheelchair. He believes the culprit was probably intoxicated at the time. [source]

Good lady ladies and zestlemen! There’s nothing quite like Monday prostitution fuckery to set the tone of the entire week.

A fight between a suspected prostitute and his customer Sunday night led to a minor car wreck and charges for both men.

According to a police affidavit, a man in a truck stopped and picked up another man, who was dressed as a woman, at Third and Biscayne.

After a brief negotiation, they drove to a bank ATM at Third and Mitchell so the customer could get $50.

But the prostitute told police he became suspicious that his customer might be a police officer, so he tried to get out.

He told officers the man wouldn’t let him out, so he punched the accelerator, and the truck slammed into a car parked at the Crystal Palace skating rink.

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Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

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Young pimpin’ spits linen to the young women, he’s Mohammed Bello Abubakar known as pussy popper to some women.

Nigerian Mohammed Bello Abubakar, 84, has advised other men not to follow his example and marry 86 women.

The former teacher and Muslim preacher, who lives in Niger State with his wives and at least 170 children, says he is able to cope only with the help of God.

“A man with 10 wives would collapse and die, but my own power is given by Allah. That is why I have been able to control 86 of them,” he told the BBC.

He says his wives have sought him out because of his reputation as a healer.

“I don’t go looking for them, they come to me. I will consider the fact that God has asked me to do it and I will just marry them.”

But such claims have alienated the Islamic authorities in Nigeria, who have branded his family a cult. [source]

One Jacksonville, Florida man was so serious about his five dollar foot long having the proper sauce on it that he called 911 twice after the sandwich shop left it off.

Peterson initially called the emergency number Thursday so that officers could have his subs made correctly, according to a police report. The second call was to complain that police officers weren’t arriving fast enough.

Subway workers told police that Peterson, 42, became belligerent and yelled when they were fixing his order. They locked him out of the store when he left to call police.

When officers arrived, they tried to calm Peterson and explain the proper use of 911. Those efforts failed, and he was arrested on a charge of making false 911 calls.

Peterson did not have a listed phone number. [source]

I repeated “please don’t be Black, please don’t be Black” while conducting an image search for this entry. Guess what? She was Black.

A voodoo-obsessed mum who unveiled what she claimed was her baby daughter’s disembodied fingers during her trial has been convicted of a £1m benefit scam.

Remi Fakorede, 46, offered the three digits as macabre proof of a curse which led to her bank accounts being hijacked during the five-year tax credit scam.

The mother of six left at least one of the jurors in tears during her evidence when she pulled out the three fingers and police arrived to seize the surprise exhibits.

The stunt - which she had not even warned her barrister about - was slammed as ‘foolish’ by fuming trial judge Jacqueline Beech.

Fakorede, of King Edwards Road, South Hackney, risked the case - costing the taxpayer tens of thousands of pounds - when she produced the fingers days from the end of the trial.

The jury rejected her bizarre defence and found her guilty of the con in which she submitted 39 claims for tax credits, largely for children she had invented. [source]

Hairspray star Nikki Blonsky and her father were arrested on assault charges Friday following a brawl involving the family of America’s Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden in a Caribbean airport, police tell PEOPLE.

The 19-year-old actress was released on bail, while her father, Carl Blonsky, remained in jail. Golden was also arrested and released on bail.

Golden’s mother Elaine was reportedly hospitalized with serious injuries.

Sgt. Calvin Chase from the Providenciales Police Department in the Turks and Caicos Islands said the fight erupted in the departure lounge of the Providenciales International Airport after everyone had gone through security.

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