A crossdresser on the run from police tells officers he will turn himself in as soon as he recovers from plastic surgery.
Mitchelle E. Anthony is wanted in connection with a robbery at a Family Dollar.
“He went to the back and loaded up a cart with detergent,” said store manager Herrell Fields.
“About $48 worth of Gain laundry detergent,” said Charlotte-Mecklenburg police Officer Jason Peetz.
Anthony and another suspect allegedly tried to run down a witness with their rented Mitsubishi Galant during their escape, the store manager said.
“I think they did it on purpose because they backed up and as soon as they went forward they aimed straight for him,” Fields said.
The witness suffered minor injuries and was taken to a hospital.
Your Daily Tang Multivitamin x Frankie F. Baby
Keri Hilson, get your life! In the words of Nicki Minaj, step your pussy up. Don’t worry, Norwood will be available later this week to share his secrets to success.
But I digress.
Frankie got lewse [add it to your Crunkland lexicon please] with the kids in celebration of her born day. There was plenty of cake, immaculate dick tucks, bulldaggers, and the most sicknan size 13 heels you could ever feast your eyes upon. Get you a piece, whore!
Quick Flicks: Erykah Badu At The North Sea Jazz Festival
If you have been waiting for Erykah Badu to drop the second volume to her 2008 release New Amerykah, Pt. 1: 4th World War you are in luck. Sources have confirmed to Billboard.com that she is currently in the studio working with long-time collaborator James Poyser on New Amerykah, Pt. 2: Return Of The Ankh.
You can catch Erykah doing all types of weird shit on the road this summer on her three month international tour. Here are a couple of flicks of her from The North Sea Jazz Festival. iStan!
Quick Quotes
The day after Michael Jackson died, Lil’ Mama shared her sadness with Rap-Up TV on the red carpet at Rap-Up’s 4th Anniversary & Summer Issue Release Party in West Hollywood. She likened MJ’s passing to the death of Jesus Christ.
‘Jesus Christ touched so many people. The story that they gave of this man. . . He healed people. Michael Jackson did the same thing, not only with his music, but with his performance and his personality.’
Oh Lil’ Mama, thank you for making sense of this all. And for giving me a reason to use this picture I had stashed away.
News Break
This isn’t the most exciting news break to be posted here in Crunkland but if you love crackies from the 90′s as much as I do you may be able to appreciate this one.
District of Columbia Councilman Marion Barry found himself mired in more political, legal and personal drama Sunday after his arrest late Saturday on charges that he was stalking a female companion.
Barry’s latest run-in with the law centers on his relationship with political consultant Donna Watts-Brighthaupt, who alleges that he continues to approach her even though they split up a few months ago.
Barry, Watts-Brighthaupt and police gave conflicting accounts of how the former mayor ended up in custody Saturday night after attending several Fourth of July functions.
U.S. Park Police arrested Barry about 8:45 p.m. in Anacostia Park after a woman flagged down an officer to report that a man in a nearby vehicle was “bothering her,” police said.
Barry, 73, was charged with one count of “misdemeanor stalking,” said Sgt. David Schlosser, a Park Police spokesman.
Barry, on probation for failing to pay his federal taxes, was released hours later and ordered to appear in court Thursday. Through a spokeswoman, Barry called the charges unfounded and asked prosecutors to drop them.
Crunkland Submitted Fuckery: Brother Franklin Dukes The Devil
Hey Fresh,
I know that like me, you are an avid fan of Dlisted! I thought you should know about the “Hot Slut of the Day” from a day or so ago, Brother Franklin. Apparently he is becoming famous in Houston for dancing during offering time at church. I have posted a link below because words dont do him justice. My fave part is at the 44 seond mark.
- – Sasha
Open Air: Happy Late Birthday, Tasia Mae!
Today’s commercial break is brought to you by the letter Q, Southwest Airlines, and the underrated acting abilities of Kadeem Hardison. Damn that boy good.
Between Al Sharpton dancing and shit [copyright Eddie Levert] at the Apollo and Papa Joe plugging his new Gangsta Grillz mixtape I totally neglected the fact that Tasia Mae celebrated her 25th birthday yesterday. Since she is a walking martyr I think we all should take a few moments out of our day to acknowledge her greatness. May the love of Fantasia and Young Dro live in our hearts for forever and a day.