I’m a faithful follower of all things Dlisted, Crunk + Disorderly and Side Eye related. In writing a feature about the band Cameo, I stumbled upon Larry Blackmon’s twitter, you know – the codpiece-wearing “WORD UP” funkmaster? Well he linked to this image. And it’s amazing!

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The Kardashians debuted their 2010 Christmas card earlier this week — and it should have came with a manual to the after-life instead of a mob hit.

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Twitter is a trap house. A place where anyone can become famous and where the famous expose too much of themselves on a daily basis. This very logic even applies to our favorite magical beaver, Chris Brown. Feeling alone and yearning for the Barbadian’s touch, Mechanical Dummy [the jokes right themselves] tweeted about his feelings and linked to a fan-made youtube vid featuring pics of him and his ex-island gal pal.

More flicks of Chris fulfilling his community service order after the jump!

Images via Miss Info

Hey Fresh,

I know that like me, you are an avid fan of Dlisted! I thought you should know about the “Hot Slut of the Day” from a day or so ago, Brother Franklin. Apparently he is becoming famous in Houston for dancing during offering time at church. I have posted a link below because words dont do him justice. My fave part is at the 44 seond mark.

- – Sasha

When Spectacular [or Sexy Spec if you like nuts with your honey] from Pretty Ricky sent out the zest-filled request for his male R&B counterparts to submit their freakiest moves he probably had no idea that Keith From Up Da Block would eliminate them all with one calculated belly roll.

This my friends couldn’t wait until tomorrow! Friday Fuckery is too much of a sacred cow to have this shit associated with it. Curse Nova Slim and The House of Soul Bounce for subjecting us all to this!

Rip-roaring-pearl-grabbing-tangtastical game proper. Thanks Dev for bringing Keisha in my life this afternoon.

Hey Fresh,

I have not submitted side-eye action in quite some time, but I ran across this photo of Demi and Ashton at the annual White House Correspondents Dinner and had to share. This side eye has ME nervous. I’m sure Demi “Chris-Browned” Ashton when they got home.

- – Quick [From The House of Quick's Catch-Up, get you a piece]

Heaven I need a hug. Times like this I feel completely inadequate and unqualified to be a distributor of fuckery. I can’t believe I almost let this one slip past!

Paula Abdul’s performance of her new song “Here Just For The Music” on American Idol this past week was nothing short of illustrious. The overtly terrible lip-syncing, awkward choreography, and my own burning desire for her to topple off stage and completely bust her shit made my soul sore to new heights. And the deep breathing at the end, oh the deep breathing. Astounding! I sound the same way when I vacuum out my car on a hot day.

The rising temperatures we have been experiencing here in the South is nothing compared to the heat seeping from Cousin Lola’s tangueray area. Where is Ving Rhames to break guns and butter down for us again? Why is her right titty telling the left fuck the other side? I got so many questions, ah well. Get you a piece, whore!

Although I am personally proud of Amber Rose’s recent accomplishments the same can’t be said about the rest of the fashion world. Anybody who is using what they got to get what they want is alright in my book but Anna Wintour ain’t trying to hear that shit.