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Health Nut

Posted by Fresh on November 5, 2007

Health Nut



AHH reports that Rick Ross and San Francisco 49ers Running Back Frank Gore have teamed up with21st Century Hustle Magazine to launch a new franchise of restaurants named the “Grub Spot” with the first location opening in Miami, Florida.

The Hip-Hop Grub Spot is a themed, healthy fast-food global franchise which features healthy snacks, wraps, sandwiches and energy drinks created by collegiate faculty, students and alumni from both Florida A&M and Johnson and Wales Universities.

UM.

I’m not going to say anything since the jokes will undoubtedly write themselves. Plus I am partial to his titty gravy. It’s no secret! Rick will get his Nino Brown on by giving away free turkeys at the grand opening of the Grub Spot on Nov. 17.

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Men With Titties Overload

Posted by Fresh on October 9, 2007

Men With Titties Overload

The gossip game is boring as hell today. I’ve had more fun watching Tocarra sell ass on ‘Take The Cake.’ I don’t give a fuck about Rihanna walking that dog, J. Lo denying she is knocked up for the millionth time, or Halle enjoying morning sickness. I was thisclose to logging off and playing in traffic before spotting Max Joesph and the other Biggie hopefuls. Now I have something to live for.

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One Word

Posted by Fresh on September 19, 2007

One Word

M.O.P. @ AllHipHop’s Breeding Ground Showcase and Celebrity Rap Battle

Yummy. Men with mammaries are my kryptonite.

Now this is what I am talking about, a party with a weight requirement. My eyes just got diabetes from looking at all these visual sweets. I want to collect them all like Pokemon cards.

Where do I start? I wouldn’t mind driving Joel Ortiz to Publix in the middle of the night so that he can check his blood pressure, sending text chats filled with recipes and marinade secrets to Lil’ Fame, and giving N.O.R.E. his insulin shots . . . *sigh*
I am a hopeless romantic, its true.

Freeway; N..O.R.E.; Remy Ma; Joell Ortiz

Mistah F.A.B. & Fat Man Scoop

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Happy Hour

Posted by Fresh on June 22, 2007

Happy Hour


Jazze Pha & Keny Burns @ Heineken Premium Light Slim Can Launch

For a man of his size Jazze Pha’s tittyballs are surprisingly small. Eh, normally I don’t like to deal with anything under a C cup but since his swag is Easter Sunday official (everyday!) I am willing to look past his petite tits.

I am going to have to deduct points from his total score for walking around with that cockroach attached to his ear. I’m so tired of people walking around talking on Bluetooths while using a pay-as-you-go cell. Boys and girls please leave it alone.

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Jay-Z Celebrates His Curves

Posted by Fresh on June 13, 2007

Jay-Z Celebrates His Curves

pictures via Just Jared

File this under all kinds of delicious! Jay-Z nipples are like little ant hills of chocolate goodness. Not only does the King of New York wear sandals but he also has a nice rack.

Hova was sighted earlier this week in the south of France taking in a little rest and relaxation with longtime friend TyTy and an unidentified young boy (which I am assuming is Ty’s son).

Oh, SWSNBN was there too.

Check out the latest set of pictures of your favorite couple in the whole entire universe at Just Jared. Jay is wearing a shirt that says “Addicted To Joe” on the front. *sigh*

The jokes . . .

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I Need Answers

Posted by Fresh on May 25, 2007

I Need Answers

  1. Who is that man walking behind Timbaland and what is his job title, exactly?
  2. What is he carrying in that bag?
  3. When did he decide to stop popping steroids?
  4. Where in the hell are they walking to?
  5. Why is Timbo wearing my Granny’s orthopedic shoes?
  6. How did two bearilla sightings happen in one week?!

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Sexy Beast

Posted by Fresh on May 23, 2007

Sexy Beast

Bloodraw is the latest sex symbol to take the rap world by storm. When he’s not holding weed for Ol’ Greezy you can find him refereeing pee wee league games and installing sheetrock. Boy looka here, I’ve got this HUD house where my heart used to be . . .

Let me calm down.

Under normal circumstances I would be all for rubbing him down with giblet gravy but I don’t think anything beyond a one night stand is possible. Simply put, he looks like a pussy crook. Sure, you don’t have to worry about his grill popping out and scratching your clitoris during “lick it low time” but I’m an old fashioned gal. I like to offer my pink cookies in a plastic bag, not have them snatched off a paper plate.

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Let Bruce Bruce Hit It!

Posted by Fresh on May 18, 2007

Let Bruce Bruce Hit It!

Bishop Eddie Long & Bruce Bruce

As you read this I am sitting in front of my computer cooling myself off with a church fan (a portrait of MLK in deep thought is on the front, contact information about the leading African American mortuary in my community is on the back). Between these Georgia wildfires and this picture I am going to be incinerated by noon.

I may have to use Sugarfoot’s ranch dressing and sugar aphrodisiac recipe. Normally I’m not into the group thing but . . .

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