The Crawfish Queen bless the world with the remix video for “Ego” featuring Kanye Omari [say it like you mean it!] yesterday but his cuntiness is no match for this! Get you a piece whore and share it with the rest of the class!
Star Tracks: Timbaland
Timbaland’s meaty self flashed the razzi his wedding band during a shopping trip in Malibu on Thursday. Both exciting and fascinating shit, I know. He married his longtime publicist Monique Idlett in Virgina last June in a low key ceremony before taking off to Aruba for another ceremony. The couple lives in Miami and are the proud parents of a two year old daughter.
Missy needs to wife up one of her hoes! I know she is tired of living in sin. This may be the inspiration she needs.
Be Careful For What You Ask For
When Spectacular [or Sexy Spec if you like nuts with your honey] from Pretty Ricky sent out the zest-filled request for his male R&B counterparts to submit their freakiest moves he probably had no idea that Keith From Up Da Block would eliminate them all with one calculated belly roll.
This my friends couldn’t wait until tomorrow! Friday Fuckery is too much of a sacred cow to have this shit associated with it. Curse Nova Slim and The House of Soul Bounce for subjecting us all to this!
Your Daily Tang Multivitamin
I officially quit this bitch.
Sorry if I misspell anything in the next several lines as my fangas are currently recovering from the diabetic rigor mortis i experienced while viewing this video. The tang warriors and sugar nazis have united in a major way to give you the new face of pop music. This shit is so futuristic you have to
watch it with your 3d glasses and House of Dereon aluminum foil trench coat just to get the full effect!Imagine Heavy D’s body, Al Sharptons hair [fresh out of the shower of course, insert oil sheen swag here] and Sasha Fierce’s spirit and here we have it; Tyrone “Slim” Jones. I see BIG things for this “little” guy and I don’t just mean those origami-style tittay bawls and 3-compartment stomach. I’m talking endorsements from Nutrisystem, Splenda, Subway . . . THE WORKS!
Grab your insulin boost and your helmet and be prepared to experience TRUE GREATNESS! Get into the body rolls! Just when she got rid of Forehead Fierce. Beyaki better alert the Creole Mafia immediately!
- – Miss Cleo
Quick Quotes
“I’ve had sex in my shades, sometimes I wear my clear ones. A lot of ladies compliment my eyelashes so I don’t want people to see them, I’m shy, so wear my shades all the time. I never told nobody that before.”
- – Officer Ricky talks about his shady sex life
Smash Wars: Beanie Sigel vs Freeway
Double your pleasure, double your fun! If you were left in a dark alley all alone with one of these gentlemen who would you let motorboat? And the cat in the back is not an option, thanks.
I’m going to have to go with Freeway on this one. Yeah, you would probably have to work around the beard and what not but at least you know he is a religious brother.
YouTube Clip of the Day
I almost spit out my ramen noodles after hearing the “Strawberry Gorilla” go in and reading the clip’s description. If you don’t have a relationship with Jesus after this then just give up. Shouts out to Golden Girl for the fuckery!