Double your pleasure, double your fun! If you were left in a dark alley all alone with one of these gentlemen who would you let motorboat? And the cat in the back is not an option, thanks.
I’m going to have to go with Freeway on this one. Yeah, you would probably have to work around the beard and what not but at least you know he is a religious brother.
I almost spit out my ramen noodles after hearing the “Strawberry Gorilla” go in and reading the clip’s description. If you don’t have a relationship with Jesus after this then just give up. Shouts out to Golden Girl for the fuckery!
Before I go on any further please allow me to point out the bedazzled box of Newports dangling on Noreaga’s chain. Boy, you so creative! Sean Kingston and his box of crayons ain’t got shit on you!
After peeping a picture of a topless N.O.R.E. on Kim Osorio’s blog last night I went on a manhunt for more flicks of him showing off his chi chi’s that eventually lead me to his official MySpace profile. After browsing his albums I quickly reached the verdict that he is doing more eating and a lot less running these days.
Now you know I had to do it. We don’t make love baby we make magic! Links to sites covering the EBT Awards after the cut.
My entire right side went completely numb when I read on Nah Right that Rick Ross allegedly has plans on popping the big question to Wet N’ Wild Inga at the BET Awards. I can’t and I will not.
HHW has learned that sexy rap diva Foxy Brown will soon be ditching her digs in Saddle River, NJ for the calm , peaceful port of Miami, where her new man Rick Ross resides in his most spacious mansion. The head over heels couple’s passionate romance has culminated in a marriage proposal which they plan to reveal to the world on June 24th at the BET Awards.
This is a sheer crime against fucking humanity! I am praying that this is all a big, fat rumor that holds no true merit but stranger shit has happened. Keep me in your prayers.
What a helluva way to wake up, right?!
I almost had a fatal stroke when I saw these flicks of the Wet N’ Wild child hugged up with my man on the set of DJ’s Khaled’s new video. This bitch is trying to steal my lifetime supply of tittay gravy!
I think the entire “new couple alert” shit is played out so I won’t label this entry as such, but the word around town is that the two have been seen out and about together recently. The two were reportedly spotted at Phillipe’s in New York City sucking face. Double yuckies!
I hope that Rick doesn’t plan on bringing Inga to the 4th of July cookout. Jacki-O will be standing around the Chek soda cooler waiting for Foxy to look at her wrong so she can have a reason to pop off.
[Flicks via Ozonemag.com]
Man, I love a good kitchen ass video in the middle of the day.
Blood Raw’s street video for “Bitch So Bad” sent shivers down my spine. I haven’t seen fuckery this poignant from a member of Team Chunk since Shawty Doo Wop. Join me and the prestigious members of the C+D bocks in the comment section as we attempt to point out all the wrong shit in this video.
I woke up this morning mad as hell because my forehead was stuck to my arm [blame Georgia Power and their random outages in summer - - I pay my bills and this is the thanks I get!] in a glue made of sweat and Soul Glo drippings. Needless to say I have been in a shitty mood every since but this makes everything in my world alright again.
Tell me how am I supposed to breeeeeve with no air! To the XXL staff responsible for this cover, thank you for keeping the authenticity of Rick’s stretch marks intact. I am baking brownies for the entire class for this one! Shouts out to my cyber partner in e-thuggin, Razzi!
