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01.25.12 Morning Quickie

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JOIN THE DISCUSSION

Have you hit the theater to support ‘Red Tails’ yet? If so, Miss Jia and company want to hear your review. (Miss Jia)

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PUT DEMI MOORE ON YOUR PRAYER LIST

A thug misses is desperately in need of your prayers this morning. Demi Moore was rushed to the emergency room on Monday after having a “substance abuse issue” and is headed to rehab. We all know what that means. (Dlisted)

On The Set: Kelly Rowland Gets Sexy For “Lay It On Me” Video

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Kizzy Rowland’s childhood obsession with posing seductively on gold lamé ottomans in Mama Tina’s hair salon was revisited on the set of the video for “Lay It On Me” this week and our friends from Rap-Up were on hand to witness it all go down!

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The Gospel According To LisaRaye

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Single Ladies co-star and First Lady of Southside Chicago, Diamond LisaRaye, spoke with VH1.com about her new show and same old materialistic guide to dating that saw her go from First Lady of a Caribbean island to Rosci’s arch-nemesis.

ON WHY SHE NEEDS A MAN WITH A LONG LINE OF CREDIT:

“I wanna make sure that because I have status, I wanna make sure that you’re bringing something to the table because I am.”

Translation: “Those reality show checks only cover the two-piece and biscuit. Don’t I need the red beans and rice, too?”

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If You Want House Mother Kanye To Perform At Your Son’s Bar Mitzvah Its Going To Run You $1 Million

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If you want to stand in arms distance of Circus du Soleil pussy its going to cost you big time.

Media honcho Jeff Zucker balked at Kanye Kardashian’s price tag to perform at a bar mitzvah for his son on Saturday night after learning it would cost him a cool $1 million, according to The New York Post.

The former NBC Universal CEO toyed with the idea of shelling out $800,000 to House Mother but ultimately rolled with Drake (a fellow Jewish brethren) instead, bringing the grand total of the Four Season’s event — which included a photo booth, an iPad station where they could, say, update their Facebook statuses, a bracelet-making lounge and a customized-phone-cover station — to an estimated $250,000. #racksonracksonracksonracksonracks

Meanwhile in the real world the gas is still too damn high.

Sexual Napalm: The Real Goonette

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Three words: more Ovaltine please!

If Tweetheart @TheRealGoonette looks familiar to you its probably because you recognize her from the trailer for a reality show bearing the same name produced by rapper Plies previously featured here in Crunkland. The single mother of two is still “standing up in the paint” and taking care of her family by any means necessary.

All while looking thicker than some cold grits. NSFW bundles of joy after the jump.

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Quick Flicks: Chanel Iman & Greg Olsen Celebrate The VS PINK Collection

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Sunday’s brutal gridiron beating was likely a distant memory for Chicago Bears tight end Greg Olsen on Monday when he appeared at Chi-town’s Woodfield Mall with the tall drink of water known as Victoria’s Secret supermodel Chanel Iman. The two were helping to promote the new VS PINK National Football League Collection.

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Buzz Notes: Greg Leakes Is Mad As Hell!

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Whenever the temperature goes above 85 degrees, colored folks gets all types of crazy.

That includes the Real Jumpoffs, Baby Mommas, and Soon-To-Be-Divorced Wives of Atlanta. Greg Leakes called up Large FM to clarify and drop some bombshells about the new season. Dismayed by recent rumors, he spoke with his old man voice, stating that yes, he and Nene are divorcing, Kim still sleeping around, and that the Hartwell’s are leaving the show (they’re boring as hell anyway).

Apparently, he’s even getting his lawyers into the mix, even sending Kandi Burruss a Cease and Desist letter because of her discussion of the rumors on her Kandi Koated Nights Ustream show that she does every Wednesday.

Why won’t Sheree step up and be the man and try to maintain the peace?

Quick Flicks: Tiny’s Nail Bar Opening

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Look no further for the best pork shoulder rub and nail in town! After a year long delay, Tiny’s Pig Knuckle Studio is now officially open to the public. All shade and entreporkneur jokes aside, I am happy that she is taking steps in the right direction to establish her own independence outside of her man. Gold truffle for you!

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Star Tracks: Usher In New York City

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Nursing an injured finger, the musical monchichi was spotted shopping in New York City on Monday. In related news, the release date for his new album Raymond v. Raymond, recently announced as December 21, is now TBD.

A rep tells MTV News: “We believe that the album is so strong that we want to give it the opportunity to have the proper setup before coming out.” In other words, they are trying to work around Tameka’s public interviews so that the project can run off of steam from her shade.

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Quick Flicks: Ciara At The Hollywood Premiere of ‘Orphan’

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Life is full of things that just don’t make any sense and Ciara’s new wig is one of them. Don’t get me wrong, as a junior wig crypt overseer I love the style and cut but it just doesn’t fit her and makes her look older. But if she wants to look haggardly I’m all in. I’m just over people referring to this as a hair cut. Call it what the fuck it is, one of Frankie ’s wigs that got knocked behind her head board by Mon.

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