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Quick Flicks: Tiny’s Nail Bar Opening

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Look no further for the best pork shoulder rub and nail in town! After a year long delay, Tiny’s Pig Knuckle Studio is now officially open to the public. All shade and entreporkneur jokes aside, I am happy that she is taking steps in the right direction to establish her own independence outside of her man. Gold truffle for you!

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Star Tracks: Usher In New York City

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Nursing an injured finger, the musical monchichi was spotted shopping in New York City on Monday. In related news, the release date for his new album Raymond v. Raymond, recently announced as December 21, is now TBD.

A rep tells MTV News: “We believe that the album is so strong that we want to give it the opportunity to have the proper setup before coming out.” In other words, they are trying to work around Tameka’s public interviews so that the project can run off of steam from her shade.

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Quick Flicks: Ciara At The Hollywood Premiere of ‘Orphan’

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Life is full of things that just don’t make any sense and Ciara’s new wig is one of them. Don’t get me wrong, as a junior wig crypt overseer I love the style and cut but it just doesn’t fit her and makes her look older. But if she wants to look haggardly I’m all in. I’m just over people referring to this as a hair cut. Call it what the fuck it is, one of Frankie ’s wigs that got knocked behind her head board by Mon.

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Quick Flicks: Michelle’s Opening Night

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Much like her other honorary creole DC3 sister Michelle Williams is trying to being great on her own over in the UK. After appearing in musicals Aida and The Color Purple over here in the Home of Synthetic Lace Fronts, she is heading to London’s West End for a six-week stint as Roxie Hart in Chicago. Get to the money! You already know the wig crypt has felt this recession twice.

Lorrell Robinson better not let Papa Joe 2.0 get wind of her comments about The Precious Blood of the Lamb not being the only one able to produce out a hit record, though. He will snatch her visa and have her cleaning crawfish in no time.

Take a look at more pictures from Michelle’s opening night after the jump.

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C+D Community Bullentin Board:Freelance Lace Wig Installer Stylist Wanted

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Let’s face it, none of us are recession proof. Many people [self included] have been selling ass to supplement their income but sometimes that’s not even enough.

I know how important those new Air Yeezy’s are to some of you. Do like Geisha says and get tah dah moneys! From the land of fuckery and dismay otherwise known as Craigslist:

We cater to photographers, fashion designers, celebrity clients [think Beyonce/ Tyra Banks] and clients who suffer from hair loss with an at location or at home lace wig installation styling service within the tri-state area. Stylists must be experienced with lace wigs, able to cut and style for a natural appearance. Our clientele is affluent and stylists must be at ease and professional. Must be sensitive [we cater to cancer survivors and alopecia] reliable and experienced with lace wigs. Must know how to style and cut wigs and comfortable with a diverse clientele. Please send detailed resume with salary requirements including travel time. We are seeking extraordinary stylists to enhance our team. Please write a paragraph about yourself and why you are perfect for this opportunity. Transportation can be provided.

* Location: Tri-State Manhattan/Westchester
* Compensation: TBD
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

I Got A Story To Tell

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Now that the print version of King is out the picture video vixens have to put in a little more work for that Body Shop haute hoe couture. Unfortunately I don’t think that this book will appear on the list of required reading for my younger cousin’s middle school accelerated literature program. Fuck!

SAD LIL’ MAMA FACE RATING [OUT OF 5]

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Watch behind the scenes footage from the photo shoot for the book cover under the cut. There is some absolutely stunning tang in the mix too!

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Haute Hoe Couture Shit Side-Eye Action

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Although I am personally proud of Amber Rose’s recent accomplishments the same can’t be said about the rest of the fashion world. Anybody who is using what they got to get what they want is alright in my book but Anna Wintour ain’t trying to hear that shit.

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