When I get all steamed up then I shout, “Tip me over and pour me out!” Poor Little Latin Boy In Drag. Glad you’re feeling better now. – Necole Bitchie
One of the worst things that could ever happen during an acceptance speech. - Dlisted
Rejoice! House Mother Kanye‘s new album ‘No Fats, No Femmes’ will be among us soon. – Rap Radar
World Star Hip Hop is a lot like my favorite hood mall. I don’t get a chance to visit it often but when my schedule allows a trip I always come back with a story highlighting at least five accomplishments of the new age coon to share on social networking sites.
Oh, internet. You never cease to amaze.
Imagine how amazing it would be if your Memaw looked at you with adoration in her eyes during a ‘The Price Is Right’ commercial break and said, ”You can have a really wonderful experience in life being a slut.”
YouTube sensation Davey Wavey asked senior citizens coolin’ it at the L.A. Gay and Lesbian Center about their opinions on gay sex, and as expected their responses were everything you could want out of this life. Note: Not all of the seniors in this clip identify as LGBT.
Hair done, nails too
Lashes on, I’m super cute
Got my clothes on, my drobes tight
Feeling myself, ooh I’m looking right
Put my heels on, got me so tall
Looking like a sexy ass amazon
But see my shoes seem to be leaning to the third
‘Cause I’m bowlegged and parrot-toed
Standing in my mirror looking back at it
Got my girls saying “Let’s roll, bitch”
Out my door all cute and shit
Truth is my feet hurting like a bitch
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First her boyfriend talks all the way out of turn, then she dropped the “Body Party (Remix)” to a lukewarm fuck nah reception then she loses her title to Most Mangled Toes On A Red Carpet to Julianne Moore. There has to be a spirit chasing after Ciara. Zip your sleeping bag all the way up tonight, sweetheart. – Dlisted
Television executive Carlos King explains why ratings for ‘Love & Hip Hop New York’ tanked. – Baller Alert
Mannie Fresh isn’t co-signing the pending Big Tymers abomination. Would you? – Smoking Section