Bobby Steals The Show . . . Then Uses It For Money To Go Smoke With

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If you are booking Bobby Brown for your events in 2009 you ain’t shit.

Not only will he entertain your 30 guests like it was a crowd of thousands but he would also help you set up and break down the tables you jacked from your church’s fellowship hall for the party. It would seem like the right cost effective move to make during a recession but its not. Shame on you!

I left my family’s 4th of July cookout early because they had Cousin Tink Tink in the middle of the lawn encouraging him to dance like Mr. Hit Dat Hoe while they all recorded it on their cell phones. You know I am always down for a good laugh but at what damn expense?

Get into  more pictures of The King of R&B working the stage at DJ Cassidy’s birthday party after the jump!

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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

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Good ol’ mom and dad! The King of Rocks & Blunts and his radiant queen looked like the picture of sobriety at EBT’s Creme of the Crop post-award show dinner at Mr. Chows [view more flicks from the event]. Leave a positive mark on the internets today by saying something nice about these two wonderful individuals! Flick via The House of Bitchie.

Day Late, Dollar Short

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After serving 90 days in a Phoenix, Arizona jail DMX did like any other respectable man of the cloth: he had a crack party with Katt Williams and a dog inside of Yung Joc’s penthouse.

Inside Yung Joc’s head. Joc was a little bored [suing Diddy can have that effect on a person] and decided to use his imagination on Twitter yesterday. Makes good sense to me. Muppet Babies are always playing make believe to pass the time! If you thought that Rescue 911 shit was true for a second a coked up dog should attack your ass.

And speaking of canines, in order to keep the lovely Tashera draped in the most delicate of fabrics Earl is hitting the pipe road, Jack. You know The Carter is still calling his name though.

“His touring schedule will be later this fall; however he will be making appearances at certain concerts and special events to let his fans know that the DOG is Back! Dates include: Phoenix (May 14-15), Las Vegas (May 16-17), Los Angeles (May 21-22), Albuquerque (May 23), Denver (May 24), Atlanta (May 29), Houston (May 30) and Dallas (May 31).”

Don’t Be Cruel

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Bobby Brown attended Bill Bellamy’s [talk about a face from the milk carton] Las Vegas birthday party over the weekend in all his crack bloat glory. I am still clutching my pearls rosary beads that his child with girlfriend Alicia Etheridge doesn’t come into this world looking like Remy from Ratatouille. Maybe, just maybe a miracle will occur and her genes will cancel his out.

But don’t count on it.

When Crack Attacks

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Most. Flattering. Picture. Ever. You know I’m no good.

DMX was moved from his spacious home in Tent City to a solitary cell following a verbal altercation with a corrections officer on Sunday.

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And Baby Makes Three . . . Well, Technically Five

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I’m going to be honest with you. I think Bobby Brown needs another child as much as I need a hole in my damn head, but its not my life.

The King of Rocks & Blunts is expecting his first child with [see, that one word changes the whole game] girlfriend / manager Alicia Etheridge. This will be his fifth child and as far as his old lady goes, well, I don’t know the broad so I couldn’t tell you how many crumb snatchers she has already, if any.

“Yes, Bobby is expecting his fifth child from Alicia. There aren’t too many details out there right now, but we do know he is very excited, as Bobby is big on family. The sex of the baby is not known yet, and we can confirm she is four months along,” his agent tells Usmagazine.com

I hope the couple sells the first pictures of the baby to Wildlife Today. Congratulations kids! Here’s to hope that Nippy will be the fairy godmother. It’s not impossible.

Micro Side-Eye Action

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Even children are fully aware when something in the milk isn’t clean! I don’t blame the little one in this picture for giving her drunk tee-tee the juggernaut side-eye. I would do the same if someone picked me up smelling of Boone’s Farm and Newports. Thanks Laban King!