Keeping their pockets packed to the hilt and their coins stacked, VH1 and Dr. Drew Pinsky have decided to begin a new season of the hit series ‘Celebrity Rehab.’

Joining the likes of Rachel Uchitel (Tiger Woods’ jump-off and number one head mistress), Janice Dickerson, and other illustrious addicts is none other than BET’s matriarch media mogul Frankie Lons. Well known for her reality show coonery and public outings in which she appeared quite . . . well drunk, she will appear on the show to seek help for her addiction(s?) and to foster a new, healthy lifestyle.

Brandy and Ray-J thought they had the VH1 block on lock.

Police say a man stole a laptop computer from an East Tennessee office supply store and then returned it after calling to apologize and say he was high on crack at the time of the theft.

The report obtained by The Daily Post-Athenian in Athens shows the laptop valued at $500 was returned Monday, three days after it was taken.

An employee at the Staples store in Athens, Brenda Pressley, said Tuesday that the man who returned the laptop has agreed to also pay for a security cable he cut. She said he is unemployed.

The man’s name is not in the police report, and no charges have been filed.

Pressley said returning the stolen computer shows that some people still have remorse about such actions and also shows “good judgment on his part.” (source)

Speaking into the same microphone used by The Great Darryl Nathan during the historic recording of “International Lover,” Frankie gives an update about manning up for the second season of her hit reality show before nominating Freddy O for an Image Award for being “the right type of blogger.” iConcur!

Fist Pump: Straight From The A

You don’t need MaryJ. Blige or that shady queen Kendu to tell you that K-Ci’s life is one big say something nice challenge. Watching his on stage antics is like driving pass the scene of a bad car accident. You can’t help but look over, lower your head, and then say a silent prayer.

The reigning prince of rocks and blunts shared the stage with his brother JoJo, Dru Hill, Changing Faces, Troop, Blackstreet, Guy, and other R&B acts from the 90’s to perform at The Blast From The Past concert in Atlanta over the weekend. Exclusive Access has a ton of pics from the evening that will leave you wanting to sell your mama’s sofa.

Devastating news out of Atlanta this morning. Just months after getting her former lover’s name tatted above her crack, Frankie has ended her relationship with the love of her life, Lamon. The former crackonista hit the radio airwaves to let the world know that the romance was now over and that she is trying to clean up her public image.

May she find the solace she needs at this time in the arms of a transvestite.

The King of Rocks & Blunts will finally receive his just due [*slams fist on table*] tomorrow on VH1’s Behind The Music. Log on to VH1.com immediately after the show to chat live with him.

It seems that everyone is going across the gradient to find new lovers. Lets forget about Reggie’s side-ho Carmen Ortega [he couldn’t even buy her shoes, tragic!] and focus on the ravishing beauty and lovable train-wreck from across the pond, Amy Winehouse.

In the said photos, Amy is seen touching and caressing her bodyguard. Even though homegirl is busted and probably grimy to the touch [and smell], her money is looking right in these rough financial times. Go on and tap that ass!

This entry would not be complete without acknowledging the crop circles on her new beau’s scalp though. Be polite!

Flicks via Tonic Gossip