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My Name Is Earl


Sorry for the lack of updates today! I’ve been sleeping all day like a welfare chick and it felt so damn good. I suggest you try doing it for yourself every now and then.

But I digress.

Your cousin Earl better known as DMX cursed at a judge in Miami *crickets* I thought he told ya’ll in Belly that “the next time the county or state see me its going to be in a bag.” Child boo! Now if he would’ve tossed a crack pipe at the judge and start freestyling then I would be all over this.

The Carter Minute

Wino + Her God daughter Wino + Her God daughter

JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE

Amy Wino reportedly tossed a drinking glass at a photographer, slapped an innocent bystander in the face, and cursed at random people in the street while spending time with her god daughter on Thursday evening. And to think when I was a child I thought that my god mother was treating me to a good time by taking me down to Hardee’s to enjoy a choke burger and play in the kid zone area.

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Girl, You So Different

Zoe Kravitz Zoe Kravitz Zoe Kravitz

Le sigh. People kill me. It’s okay for this girl to talk around flashing her headlights but when ReRe the Body does it negroids be ready to make an online petition about it. Can you say double standard?

I may give Zoe Kravitz shit from time to time about her fashion choices but for the most part I think that she pull off the dope fiend swag [copyright Necole] off.

SOMETIMES.

Now what I can’t get approve of is regla folks walking around in the mall looking like they just sucked some peen in exchange for a couple of rocks. As Sandra advised please don’t try this at home.

[Flicks via Necole Bitchie]

Down Ass Chick

Wino

Amy Wino made a visit to see her incarcerated husband Blaaaaake at Pentonville prison in London yesterday. I will have to give Wino a little credit, she always holds it down for her man. I’ve had family members in the system and I never went on a trip to see their asses.

I’m just saying, outside of the usual family business what is there to talk about? Am I supposed to give the rundown on what video has been number one on 106 & Park for three weeks straight or talk about the new Jordans that just dropped?

Fuck holding it down! I’d rather spend my Saturdays doing something constructive, like organizing my girdles by make and model.

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