<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Crunk + Disorderly &#187; Life Altering</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.crunktastical.net/category/life-altering/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.crunktastical.net</link>
	<description>Freshly squeezed topics and satire about African-American pop culture!</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 00:02:54 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4</generator>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" />
		<item>
		<title>Mane Moves: Jim Jones Is Not His Hair</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/05/06/era-dirt-angels-life/</link>
		<comments>http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/05/06/era-dirt-angels-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 10:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Its Just Emotion Taking Me Over]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life Altering]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mane Moves]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jim Jones]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.crunktastical.net/?p=43583</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
For almost two decades PigPen&#8217;s velcro cornrows have been synonymous with his well-groomed appearance. Now, with one life changing visit to the barbershop the end of an era has now dawned.
 
(spotted at the house of jia) But wait, do I detect scathing shade in the background?!

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-43616" title="jim1" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jim1.png" alt="jim1 Mane Moves: Jim Jones Is Not His Hair" width="550" height="380" /></center></p>
<p>For almost two decades<span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong> PigPen&#8217;s</strong></span> velcro cornrows have been synonymous with his well-groomed appearance. Now, with one life changing visit to the barbershop the end of an era has now dawned.</p>
<p><span id="more-43583"></span><center><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-43615" title="jim2" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jim2.png" alt="jim2 Mane Moves: Jim Jones Is Not His Hair" width="550" height="735" /> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://missjia.com/jim-jones-joins-temptations.html">(spotted at the house of jia)</a> But wait, do I detect scathing shade in the background?!</p>
<p></center></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/05/06/era-dirt-angels-life/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Today&#8217;s Phrase That Pays: &#8220;You&#8217;re A Coward, Baby&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/03/29/todays-phrase-pays-coward-baby/</link>
		<comments>http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/03/29/todays-phrase-pays-coward-baby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 22:18:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Be Shittin' On You Hoe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life Altering]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[YAAAAAASSSSS!!!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.crunktastical.net/?p=42316</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[  
Before hitting the seniors only buffet with a pre-rolled doobie tucked safely underneath her right breast, Dionne Warwick let those shady queens on her team (namely a low down dirty monkey with a wig) have it after being axed on Sunday night&#8217;s episode of Celebrity Apprentice and birthed a new mantra in the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><img src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/2011/dionnecowardnene-1.gif" alt="dionnecowardnene 1 Todays Phrase That Pays: Youre A Coward, Baby" width="253" height="217" title="Todays Phrase That Pays: Youre A Coward, Baby" /> <img src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/2011/dionnecowardnene-1.gif" alt="dionnecowardnene 1 Todays Phrase That Pays: Youre A Coward, Baby" width="253" height="217" title="Todays Phrase That Pays: Youre A Coward, Baby" /> </center></p>
<p>Before hitting the seniors only buffet with a pre-rolled doobie tucked safely underneath her right breast, <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Dionne Warwick</strong></span> let those shady queens on her team (namely a low down dirty monkey with a wig) have it after being axed on Sunday night&#8217;s episode of Celebrity Apprentice and birthed a new mantra in the process.</p>
<p>Now <em>that&#8217;s</em> how you drop your nuts during prime time.</p>
<p><span id="more-42316"></span></p>
<p><center><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="dmlkZW9faWQ9MTMxNTk4Ng==" width="550" height="354" align="middle"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.nbc.com/assets/video/5-0/swf/DirectWidget.swf?CXNID=1000004.10045NXC&#038;widID=4727a250e66f9723&#038;configXML=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nbc.com%2Fservice%2Fvideowidget%2Fparams%2FdmlkZW9faWQ9MTMxNTk4Ng%3D%3D%2F" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><embed src="http://www.nbc.com/assets/video/5-0/swf/DirectWidget.swf?CXNID=1000004.10045NXC&#038;widID=4727a250e66f9723&#038;configXML=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nbc.com%2Fservice%2Fvideowidget%2Fparams%2FdmlkZW9faWQ9MTMxNTk4Ng%3D%3D%2F" quality="high" bgcolor="#000000" width="512" height="354" align="middle" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </center></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/03/29/todays-phrase-pays-coward-baby/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Rewind: Frankie Appears On Good Day Atlanta To Discuss Celebrity Rehab</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/08/17/rewind-frankie-appears-good-day-atlanta-discuss-celebrity-rehab/</link>
		<comments>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/08/17/rewind-frankie-appears-good-day-atlanta-discuss-celebrity-rehab/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 19:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Can Do All Things Through Yaki That Strengthens Me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life Altering]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[My Personal Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frankie]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.crunktastical.net/?p=34612</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[


Your cousins in the Metro Atlanta area started their day off on a high note by waking up to Frankie this morning without being cited for soliciting a prostitute.
Wearing one of her signature synthetic clearance bin wigs and a pair of sunglasses from the Salvation Armani Spring 2007 collection, the woman responsible for giving KeyLoLo life, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/2010/frankie1.png" alt="frankie1 Rewind: Frankie Appears On Good Day Atlanta To Discuss Celebrity Rehab"  title="Rewind: Frankie Appears On Good Day Atlanta To Discuss Celebrity Rehab" /></p>
<p></center></p>
<p>Your cousins in the Metro Atlanta area started their day off on a high note by waking up to Frankie this morning without being cited for soliciting a prostitute.</p>
<p>Wearing one of her signature synthetic clearance bin wigs and a pair of sunglasses from the Salvation Armani Spring 2007 collection, the woman responsible for giving KeyLoLo life, liberty, and the pursuit of self-imposed family exile spoke in her best job welfare to work interview voice on Good Day Atlanta about cleaning up her act for good on the upcoming season of Celebrity Rehab.</p>
<p><span id="more-34612"></span><br />
<center><br />
<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" id="video" width="500" height="415" data="http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/video/videoplayer.swf?dppversion=2397"><param value="http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/video/videoplayer.swf?dppversion=2397" name="movie"/><param value="&#038;skin=MP1ExternalAll-MFL.swf&#038;embed=true&#038;adSrc=http%3A%2F%2Fad%2Edoubleclick%2Enet%2Fadx%2Ftsg%2Ewaga%2Fgood%5Fday%2Fdetail%3Bdcmt%3Dtext%2Fxml%3Bpos%3D%3Btile%3D2%3Bfname%3DFrankie%2DDiscusses%2DCelebrity%2DRehab%2D20100817%2Dgda%2Dsd%3Bloc%3Dsite%3Bsz%3D320x240%3Bord%3D811939187051773300%3Frand%3D0%2E7393813703407109&#038;flv=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Emyfoxatlanta%2Ecom%2Ffeeds%2FoutboundFeed%3FobfType%3DVIDEO%5FPLAYER%5FSMIL%5FFEED%26componentId%3D133090382&#038;img=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia2%2Emyfoxatlanta%2Ecom%2F%2Fphoto%2F2010%2F08%2F17%2F081710%5Ffrankie%5F8a%5Ftmb0000%5F20100817083956%5F640%5F480%2EJPG&#038;story=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Emyfoxatlanta%2Ecom%2Fdpp%2Fgood%5Fday%5Fatl%2FFrankie%2DDiscusses%2DCelebrity%2DRehab%2D20100817%2Dgda%2Dsd" name="FlashVars"/><param value="all" name="allowNetworking"/><param value="always" name="allowScriptAccess"/></object></center></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/08/17/rewind-frankie-appears-good-day-atlanta-discuss-celebrity-rehab/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Gold Star For You: Maia Campbell</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/02/09/gold-star-maia-campbell/</link>
		<comments>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/02/09/gold-star-maia-campbell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:25:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gold Star For You!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life Altering]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Made From The Best Stuff On Earth]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.crunktastical.net/?p=28500</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
The internet joined hands to form a prayer circle around Maia Campbell when disturbing footage of the &#8216;In The House&#8217; actress made its way around the blogosphere last year. After spending time in a rehab facility it now appears that she is sober and ready to move on with her life.
The photographer who snapped the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/mcb.png" alt="mcb Gold Star For You: Maia Campbell "  title="Gold Star For You: Maia Campbell " /></p>
<p>The internet joined hands to form a prayer circle around Maia Campbell when disturbing footage of the &#8216;In The House&#8217; actress made its way around the blogosphere last year. After spending time in a rehab facility it now appears that she is sober and ready to move on with her life.</p>
<p>The photographer who snapped the above flick of her shopping on Melrose Ave. tells <a href="http://theybf.com/index.php/2010/02/09/spotted-maia-campbell-looking-great/">The YBF:</a> &#8220;There was no sign of her being high, and she was carrying a bag of Miss Jessie’s hair care products. She looked to be fully on the road to recovery with the drug abuse as a thing of the past. Normally, she is unwilling to take pictures, but she was more than cooperative and happy to do so this time around.&#8221;</p>
<p>The shutterbug also added that &#8220;she smelled good.&#8221; Yeah. While that would go down as straight up shade in my book [momofuka what did she smell like before?] I will perform a holy ghost jig and pretend that wasn&#8217;t said.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/02/09/gold-star-maia-campbell/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Quick Flicks: Rihanna + Katy Perry Hug It Out</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/27/quick-flicks-rihanna-katy-perry-hug/</link>
		<comments>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/27/quick-flicks-rihanna-katy-perry-hug/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:43:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J. Cooper</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life Altering]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Quick Flicks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Why Isn't CNN Covering This?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rihanna]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.crunktastical.net/?p=21670</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Robyn Fenty and Katy Perry had a mini reunion in New York City this past weekend. The “Umbrella” songtress and the “I Kissed the Girl” singer have seemed to cultivated a close friendship during the past months, even vacationing with each other at Rihanna’s home in Barbados.
I’ve had a huge problem with Katy since her [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" style="border: 1px solid white" src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/rihanna-katy.png" alt="rihanna katy Quick Flicks: Rihanna + Katy Perry Hug It Out" width="555" height="413" title="Quick Flicks: Rihanna + Katy Perry Hug It Out" /></p>
<p>Robyn Fenty and Katy Perry had a mini reunion in New York City this past weekend. The “Umbrella” <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">songtress</span> and the “I Kissed the Girl” singer have seemed to cultivated a close friendship during the past months, even vacationing with each other at Rihanna’s home in Barbados.</p>
<p>I’ve had a huge problem with Katy since her first song/single “I Kissed A Girl” hit the airwaves. Missy Elliott was doing that since elementary school, and you don’t see her singing about it. Katy is such a braggart.</p>
<p><span id="more-21670"></span></p>

<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/27/quick-flicks-rihanna-katy-perry-hug/rihanna-katy-21/' title='rihanna-katy-21'><img width="142" height="181" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rihanna-katy-21.thumbnail.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="rihanna katy 21.thumbnail Quick Flicks: Rihanna + Katy Perry Hug It Out" title="rihanna-katy-21" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/27/quick-flicks-rihanna-katy-perry-hug/rihanna-katy-11/' title='rihanna-katy-11'><img width="142" height="198" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rihanna-katy-11.thumbnail.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="rihanna katy 11.thumbnail Quick Flicks: Rihanna + Katy Perry Hug It Out" title="rihanna-katy-11" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/27/quick-flicks-rihanna-katy-perry-hug/rihanna-katy-31/' title='rihanna-katy-31'><img width="142" height="169" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rihanna-katy-31.thumbnail.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="rihanna katy 31.thumbnail Quick Flicks: Rihanna + Katy Perry Hug It Out" title="rihanna-katy-31" /></a>

]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/27/quick-flicks-rihanna-katy-perry-hug/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Quick Flicks: Baby Daniel + Them</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/14/quick-flicks-baby-daniel/</link>
		<comments>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/14/quick-flicks-baby-daniel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Can Do All Things Through Yaki That Strengthens Me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I'm Just Here For The Free Fingerfoods]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life Altering]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tales From The Wig Crypt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Baby Daniel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beyonce]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Solange]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.crunktastical.net/?p=21061</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Sing with me in your best auto-tune: Crunk Juice bombs, Oakley shades, shawty got class, oh behave! Baby Daniel [think of him as the Peter Pan of Crunkland, he will never age as long as I'm running this shit] did his Tee Tee and Granny the ultimate favor and let them tag along with him [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" style="border: 1px solid white;" src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/baby-d.png" alt="baby d Quick Flicks: Baby Daniel + Them " width="555" height="480" title="Quick Flicks: Baby Daniel + Them " /></p>
<p>Sing with me in your best auto-tune: Crunk Juice bombs, Oakley shades, shawty got class, oh behave! Baby Daniel [think of him as the Peter Pan of Crunkland, he will never age as long as I'm running this shit] did his Tee Tee and Granny the ultimate favor and let them tag along with him during a recent shopping trip in Beverly Hills. He even sported a blatant lie on his t-shirt while ducking the <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">feds</span> paparazzi. Solange, you&#8217;re doing a damn fine job with this youngster.</p>
<p><span id="more-21061"></span></p>

<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/14/quick-flicks-baby-daniel/infphoto_1020160/' title='Baby D + Tee Tee'><img width="122" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/infphoto_1020160.thumbnail.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="infphoto 1020160.thumbnail Quick Flicks: Baby Daniel + Them " title="Baby D + Tee Tee" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/14/quick-flicks-baby-daniel/infphoto_1020172/' title='The Creole Guard'><img width="128" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/infphoto_1020172.thumbnail.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="infphoto 1020172.thumbnail Quick Flicks: Baby Daniel + Them " title="The Creole Guard" /></a>
<a href='http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/14/quick-flicks-baby-daniel/baby-d/' title='Baby D'><img width="129" height="200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/infphoto_1020161.thumbnail.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="infphoto 1020161.thumbnail Quick Flicks: Baby Daniel + Them " title="Baby D" /></a>

]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/07/14/quick-flicks-baby-daniel/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>56</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Quick Quotes</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/04/27/quick-quotes-135/</link>
		<comments>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/04/27/quick-quotes-135/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life Altering]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Return To Sender]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thanks For Breaking It Down For Us]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.crunktastical.net/?p=18574</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
&#8220;I wasn’t prepared for losing sight of my lower region. I’d say, ‘Dean, how’s it looking down there? Do I need to shave?’ But of course I couldn’t shave. So Dean had to do it . . . He’d hold up a mirror and say ‘How’d I do?’ Or he’d take a picture with his [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Tori Spelling" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=18575"><img class="attachment wp-att-18575 aligncenter" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/57286330427200920105pm.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Tori Spelling" width="555" height="368" title="Quick Quotes" /></a></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I wasn’t prepared for losing sight of my lower region. I’d say, ‘Dean, how’s it looking down there? Do I need to shave?’ But of course I couldn’t shave. So Dean had to do it . . . He’d hold up a mirror and say ‘How’d I do?’ Or he’d take a picture with his Blackberry to show me.”</p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: justify;">- &#8211; Tori Spelling writes about husband Dean McDermott waxing her bush while she was preggers in her new book, Mommywood</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/04/27/quick-quotes-135/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Just In Time For Spring Pictures At School</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/04/25/time-spring-pictures-school/</link>
		<comments>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/04/25/time-spring-pictures-school/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:57:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[And My Pussy Sits Up Real Nice In My Shorts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Get Like Me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Killin' You Hoes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life Altering]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bow Wow]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.crunktastical.net/?p=18534</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Blame my love for gently placed lips and emotion filled eyes and not my heart for the following post. Bow Wow&#8217;s new shots for MTV look like samples from the portrait studio at Wal-Mart. Bitch, you better show the kids how to look coy yet assertive at the same time! I&#8217;m always glad to see [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Work Shad!" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=18535"><img class="attachment wp-att-18535 aligncenter" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/11.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Work Shad!" width="500" height="562" title="Just In Time For Spring Pictures At School" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Blame my love for gently placed lips and emotion filled eyes and not my heart for the following post. Bow Wow&#8217;s new shots for MTV look like samples from the portrait studio at Wal-Mart. Bitch, you better show the kids how to look coy yet assertive at the same time! I&#8217;m always glad to see that I am not the only person benefiting from the wonderful advice of Ty Ty Baby on ANTM.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Visit the <a href="http://concreteloop.com/2009/04/random-pics-bow-wow-modeling-in-new-mtv-photoshoot">House of CL</a> for more puppy power! And that&#8217;s a direct order.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/04/25/time-spring-pictures-school/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>26</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Skeet or Delete: Take It Off</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/04/20/skeet-delete-4/</link>
		<comments>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/04/20/skeet-delete-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:08:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Come And Get Your Cousins Please]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life Altering]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Skeet or Delete]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.crunktastical.net/?p=18286</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
If you live in the South surely you have heard Gucci Mane&#8217;s negro spiritual &#8220;Shirt Off&#8221; beating down your block in a heavy Chevy by now but if not then its better late than never.
Gucci Mane Leflair used the equivalent of Aretha&#8217;s McDonald&#8217;s order total for his video budget but the song has more than [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><object width="448" height="374"><param name="movie" value="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshh6yJd9QT34qGtOupm" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><embed src="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshh6yJd9QT34qGtOupm" quality="high" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullscreen="true" width="448" height="374"></embed></object></center></p>
<p>If you live in the South surely you have heard Gucci Mane&#8217;s negro spiritual &#8220;Shirt Off&#8221; beating down your block in a heavy Chevy by now but if not then its better late than never.</p>
<p>Gucci Mane Leflair used the equivalent of Aretha&#8217;s McDonald&#8217;s order total for his video budget but the song has more than a few zingers from guest rappers that make up for it.  &#8220;Your girl seen my chain and da bitch done caught the hiccups,&#8221; &#8220;stupid fruity Coogi,&#8221; &#8220;I tell her eat the cake, eat the cake Anna Mae! / you better clean the plate,&#8221; need I say more?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/04/20/skeet-delete-4/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>56</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Day The Earth Stood Still</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/04/16/day-earth-stood/</link>
		<comments>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/04/16/day-earth-stood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fresh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Finally some good news]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Be Shittin' On You Hoe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life Altering]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Que]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.crunktastical.net/?p=18197</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[  
I can&#8217;t feel my face. I should take the remainder of the day off because there is nothing more important than whats going in these pictures. Once you have covered them there isn&#8217;t much more to talk about. I can&#8217;t even focus right now, I&#8217;ll put the rest of the pictures up later.

 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Queen Verdine" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=18198"><img class="attachment wp-att-18198" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/57194237kdanick416200920005pm.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Queen Verdine" width="167" height="260" title="The Day The Earth Stood Still" /></a> <a title="Queen Verdine" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=18200"><img class="attachment wp-att-18200" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/57194151kdanick416200920357pm.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Queen Verdine" width="223" height="260" title="The Day The Earth Stood Still" /></a> <a title="Queen Verdine" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=18201"><img class="attachment wp-att-18201" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/57194313kdanick416200920121pm.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Queen Verdine" width="172" height="260" title="The Day The Earth Stood Still" /></a></p>
<p>I can&#8217;t feel my face. I should take the remainder of the day off because there is nothing more important than whats going in these pictures. Once you have covered them there isn&#8217;t much more to talk about. I can&#8217;t even focus right now, I&#8217;ll put the rest of the pictures up later.</p>
<p><span id="more-18197"></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Queen Verdine" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=18204"><img class="attachment wp-att-18204" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/57194489kdanick416200920426pm.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Queen Verdine" width="180" height="260" title="The Day The Earth Stood Still" /> </a><a title="Queen Verdine" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=18203"><img class="attachment wp-att-18203" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/57194260kdanick416200920440pm.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Queen Verdine" width="172" height="260" title="The Day The Earth Stood Still" /> </a><a title="Queen Verdine" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=18207"><img class="attachment wp-att-18207" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/57194132kdanick416200922139pm.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Queen Verdine" width="166" height="260" title="The Day The Earth Stood Still" /></a><a title="Queen Verdine" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=18203"> </a><a title="Queen Verdine" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=18203"> </a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/04/16/day-earth-stood/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>68</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

