Mane Moves: Jim Jones Is Not His Hair
For almost two decades PigPen’s velcro cornrows have been synonymous with his well-groomed appearance. Now, with one life changing visit to the barbershop the end of an era has now dawned.
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Today’s Phrase That Pays: “You’re A Coward, Baby”
Before hitting the seniors only buffet with a pre-rolled doobie tucked safely underneath her right breast, Dionne Warwick let those shady queens on her team (namely a low down dirty monkey with a wig) have it after being axed on Sunday night’s episode of Celebrity Apprentice and birthed a new mantra in the process.
Now that’s how you drop your nuts during prime time.
Rewind: Frankie Appears On Good Day Atlanta To Discuss Celebrity Rehab
Your cousins in the Metro Atlanta area started their day off on a high note by waking up to Frankie this morning without being cited for soliciting a prostitute.
Wearing one of her signature synthetic clearance bin wigs and a pair of sunglasses from the Salvation Armani Spring 2007 collection, the woman responsible for giving KeyLoLo life, liberty, and the pursuit of self-imposed family exile spoke in her best job welfare to work interview voice on Good Day Atlanta about cleaning up her act for good on the upcoming season of Celebrity Rehab.
Gold Star For You: Maia Campbell
The internet joined hands to form a prayer circle around Maia Campbell when disturbing footage of the ‘In The House’ actress made its way around the blogosphere last year. After spending time in a rehab facility it now appears that she is sober and ready to move on with her life.
The photographer who snapped the above flick of her shopping on Melrose Ave. tells The YBF: “There was no sign of her being high, and she was carrying a bag of Miss Jessie’s hair care products. She looked to be fully on the road to recovery with the drug abuse as a thing of the past. Normally, she is unwilling to take pictures, but she was more than cooperative and happy to do so this time around.”
The shutterbug also added that “she smelled good.” Yeah. While that would go down as straight up shade in my book [momofuka what did she smell like before?] I will perform a holy ghost jig and pretend that wasn’t said.
Quick Flicks: Rihanna + Katy Perry Hug It Out
Robyn Fenty and Katy Perry had a mini reunion in New York City this past weekend. The “Umbrella” songtress and the “I Kissed the Girl” singer have seemed to cultivated a close friendship during the past months, even vacationing with each other at Rihanna’s home in Barbados.
I’ve had a huge problem with Katy since her first song/single “I Kissed A Girl” hit the airwaves. Missy Elliott was doing that since elementary school, and you don’t see her singing about it. Katy is such a braggart.
Quick Flicks: Baby Daniel + Them
Sing with me in your best auto-tune: Crunk Juice bombs, Oakley shades, shawty got class, oh behave! Baby Daniel [think of him as the Peter Pan of Crunkland, he will never age as long as I'm running this shit] did his Tee Tee and Granny the ultimate favor and let them tag along with him during a recent shopping trip in Beverly Hills. He even sported a blatant lie on his t-shirt while ducking the feds paparazzi. Solange, you’re doing a damn fine job with this youngster.
Quick Quotes
“I wasn’t prepared for losing sight of my lower region. I’d say, ‘Dean, how’s it looking down there? Do I need to shave?’ But of course I couldn’t shave. So Dean had to do it . . . He’d hold up a mirror and say ‘How’d I do?’ Or he’d take a picture with his Blackberry to show me.”
- – Tori Spelling writes about husband Dean McDermott waxing her bush while she was preggers in her new book, Mommywood
Just In Time For Spring Pictures At School
Blame my love for gently placed lips and emotion filled eyes and not my heart for the following post. Bow Wow’s new shots for MTV look like samples from the portrait studio at Wal-Mart. Bitch, you better show the kids how to look coy yet assertive at the same time! I’m always glad to see that I am not the only person benefiting from the wonderful advice of Ty Ty Baby on ANTM.
Visit the House of CL for more puppy power! And that’s a direct order.
Skeet or Delete: Take It Off
If you live in the South surely you have heard Gucci Mane’s negro spiritual “Shirt Off” beating down your block in a heavy Chevy by now but if not then its better late than never.
Gucci Mane Leflair used the equivalent of Aretha’s McDonald’s order total for his video budget but the song has more than a few zingers from guest rappers that make up for it. “Your girl seen my chain and da bitch done caught the hiccups,” “stupid fruity Coogi,” “I tell her eat the cake, eat the cake Anna Mae! / you better clean the plate,” need I say more?
The Day The Earth Stood Still
I can’t feel my face. I should take the remainder of the day off because there is nothing more important than whats going in these pictures. Once you have covered them there isn’t much more to talk about. I can’t even focus right now, I’ll put the rest of the pictures up later.
