News Break

If your neighbor has a stable of bad female stallions who are always willing and ready to twerk and $1 Jell-o shots you make yourself look like a real lame for knocking their hustle by running your cum catcher to the cops about their secret underworld of fuckery. Way to screw up a good thing, Jim.

mug shot News BreakA Gwinnett County woman has been charged after police said they broke up a party at her house and discovered teenagers drinking and a possible strip club in her basement.

The house is located on the 1400 block of Purcell Road in Lawrenceville. It’s in a quiet neighborhood, but it wasn’t on the night of July 18, according to next door neighbor Jim Ferguson.

“It was like being downtown. There were so many folks that when I came out here and I was telling them to get off my lawn, I was just one person among the chaos,” said Ferguson. Ferguson said they were all young people and they were all apparently attending some party next door to him.

Police said the party was at the home of Constance Trahan, 28, who was arrested. Officers said she was not only selling alcohol to minors, but she was running what appeared to be an underground strip club. “The officers that did respond did see what appeared to be some sort of gentleman’s club or strip club that was being conducted at the time,” said Cpl. David Schiralli with the Gwinnett County Police Department.

Channel 2 Action News reporter Manuel Bojorquez obtained a police report which showed one officer told police there were dancers. The officer also said he found a sign advertising “$1 Jello shots.” Bojorquez knocked on the door but no one answered. Someone called police after Channel 2 Action News crews showed up at the house, but they wouldn’t answer the door for the officer either.

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Quick Flicks: Ciara At The Hollywood Premiere of ‘Orphan’

ciara 1 Quick Flicks: Ciara At The Hollywood Premiere of Orphan

Life is full of things that just don’t make any sense and Ciara’s new wig is one of them. Don’t get me wrong, as a junior wig crypt overseer I love the style and cut but it just doesn’t fit her and makes her look older. But if she wants to look haggardly I’m all in. I’m just over people referring to this as a hair cut. Call it what the fuck it is, one of Frankie ‘s wigs that got knocked behind her head board by Mon.

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News Break

I had a nice window licker approved picture of Inga on deck but am having some issues posting it. I will edit this shit later to include it. No justice, no peace!

Foxy Brown’s assault case, which alleged that she had beat a woman up with her cell phone two years ago, was dismissed by a New York judge.

The suit, which was filed last year by Arlene Raymond, a neighbor of the rapper in Crown Heights, claimed that Foxy smashed her in the face with a BlackBerry over an argument about the noise level of Foxy’s car radio.

According to the New York Post, Justice Robert Miller ruled that Foxy had never been served with legal papers, the grounds on which the trial was dismissed.

“They knew this was a weak case,” said Brown previously to the New York Daily News. “My family has lived on that block for almost 50 years and has never been a problem.” [source]

Driving Wild In Idlewild

Speeding, I’m speeding! What is it about Georgia highways that make your cousins want to drive so damn fast? We all know Go-Go was rushing home to change his tampon but I don’t know what to say about everybody else.

andremug blog.thumbnail Driving Wild In IdlewildOutkast’s Andre 3000 (real name: Andre Benjamin) was arrested near Atlanta Saturday for driving his 2007 Porsche Carrera at such a high speed that police called him “an accident waiting to happen,” according to Atlanta’s WSB-TV, TMZ and AllHipHop.com.

A police officer told the station that the MC was clocked at 109 MPH on Saturday morning, significantly over the 65-mph speed limit, on Interstate 75, and was arrested for the danger he posed.

“Traveling that fast along 75, you’re passing people as if they’re standing still,” Henry County Police Captain Jason Bolton told the station. “It’s an accident waiting to happen.”

The MC was released after posting $1,200 bail, according to TMZ. He is scheduled to appear in court on April 29.

Reps for Benjamin had not responded to MTV News’ requests for comment at press time.

The arrest comes as State Representative Jim Cole is lobbying for a new “Super Speeder” bill to be passed in the state of Georgia. The law will force violators to pay an additional $200 fine for driving at more than 85 miles an hour on highways and four-lane roads. Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue has said he supports the bill and intends to sign it into law in the coming months. [source]

That’s enough for me to keep my ride at 75 mph, thanks!

[Crowd Participation] Got Ignorance?

That’s My Juvie — Magnolia Shorty

Blame The IPS for this.

You ever feel like you are apart of the problem instead of the solution? I struggle with this every time I hit the club with mi amigos. We are all educated and successful women – -  all dancing to some of the most ignorant shit you will ever hear in life. I know, I know. I’m trying to get help for it now. Tyra Banks should dedicate a hour to this shit.

I roll my eyes and give critiques on what real hip-hop is all week long and then turn around and swag surf on Saturday night. And I know it ain’t right but I just can’t help it. When the DJ says “if you pussy clean let me hear you scream” I feel obligated to yell as loud as I can. What if someone is watching and I don’t say anything? It would be safe to assume I had sea bass in my panties, correct? While it is true that only God can judge me you know people always got something to say.

Here are a few of my favorite ignorant club songs. Be sure to put your headphones while you listen unless of course you want your co-workers to hear you jamming to the smooth wails of OJ Da Juice Man. What are some of your favorite guilty pleasure songs?

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Tsk Tsk Tameka

73078855 Tsk Tsk TamekaTameka Foster Raymond could have potentially avoided complications with her plastic surgery if she waited a couple of months to go under the knife. President of the Brazilian Society of Plastic Surgery José Tariki tells the New York Daily News that a patient should only undergo liposuction six to eight months after giving birth.

“After a pregnancy,the abdomen muscle is violently stretched,becomes flacid and swells,” he says. “The patient needs six to eight months to return to normal and only then can undergo surgery.”

Brazil’s most popular news-variety program “The Fantastics” reported Sunday that Raymond had told her Brazilian surgeon Silvio Sterman that her youngest son was born four months ago.

According to the show, Raymond is still recovering from her surgery and is taking antibiotics to fight a lung infection, which is common in these cases.

Tameka’s complications could be related to the fact that she gave birth to her second son Naviyd Ely only two months ago — NOT four months ago as she reportedly told her surgeon.

There is no such thing as a little white lie when it comes to your health people. I don’t know why your cousins insist on doing shit like this.

[Via Necole Bitchie]

Solange Has Finally Arrived

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The only titties I like to keep up with are usually that of  to Rick Ross but I couldn’t help but notice that the junior keeper of the wig crypt had a Tara Reid moment while posing for pictures at the Toni Maticevski fashion show on Monday night. She should re-think wearing her pouch of creole spices another way or invest in double sided tape. Girl, you so bad ass!

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