On last week’s episode of his popular reality television show jobless baller Terrell Owens came face-to-face with the reality that despite having a decent track record of wise spending he currently has a mountain of financial hardships to climb.

“Football season is on a standstill, so I have no income at this point. None. On top of that, you’re talking about the mortgage of all the real estate that I do have. And on top of that, child support,” he explained before later breaking down in tears.

Melanie Paige Smith, the mother of a 5-year-old girl fathered by Owens, petitioned a Fulton County Superior Court judge to incarcerate the wide receiver for falling behind on child support payments last week. Keep in mind that T.O. currently has two other mama’s he must divide the pie with. I don’t know much about algebra but . . .

Owens has not paid for August or September, said Melanie Paige Smith’s attorney’s, Randy Kessler. The payments are due the first of the month.

The 37-year-old Alabama native also did not pay the full $5,000 monthly stipend in June and July. Even though he was unsigned by any team, Owens, who remains a free agent, blamed the NFL lockout, saying he would only be able to pay half the monthly stipend, Kessler said.

Smith, the mother of Owens’ daughter, filed a petition for contempt in Fulton County Superior Court in August but withdrew it after Owens paid her the full $5,000, along with attorney fees.

Kessler said Owens, a Fulton County resident, gave no reason for his refusal to pay.

“He texted her and said she could speak to the media, he didn’t care,” Kessler said. “So she has.”

Owens, who played last season with the Cincinnati Bengals, was ordered in May 2007 to pay child support for the daughter he had with Smith. According to her suit, his estimated monthly income is $666,000.

Owens, who has expressed interest in pursuing an acting career, is the star of an eponymous VH-1 reality show.

A judge could decide to jail Owens or force him to pay all back payments, along with Kessler’s fees.

(source)

The most decrepit 22 year old you will see this side of creation until Lil’ Mama’s next birthday held a news conference Tuesday night in which he admitted the authenticity of the nude cell phone flicks leaked earlier this week before expressing his humiliation. Where is his Vibe “R U Still Down” cover story? Video from the press conference after the jump.

“First, I’d like to apologize to everybody … Portland, the fans, the organization. It was very embarrassing,” Oden said to reporters. “It was something that happened over a year and a half ago. It was a lady friend who I was having a relationship with, and it was just for her. It was definitely meant to keep private,” Oden explained. “I’m very sorry, and I’m definitely embarrassed for my family and everybody.”

I don’t keep more than $20 in my car’s ashtray for emergency tricking funds and for good reason.

Usher lost $1 million worth of jewelry, furs and electronics when his SUV was broken into last month, according to Atlanta police. Also mong the stolen items were two laptops contaning new songs that he’s been working on.

The Magical Monchichi and a second man told Atlanta police that singer’s GMC Yukon was broken into on Dec. 14 when the pair stopped at an AT&T store near Lenox Mall. A witness on the scene told police they saw a man get out of a burgundy Chevy Impala with tinted windows and pop open the door to the SUV, making off with the goodies.

Does Janice Combs and Tameka Foster Raymond have an alibi?

Lil’ Boosie wants to pull Jesse Jackson from out of the boom boom room inside your church’s fellowship hall to fight for his freedom. Good luck with that, Torrence.

. . . But really, I’d feel like I’m just punching these crackers back in the face for what they’re doing to me. This is my first conviction. Jesse Jackson needs to be down here screaming for me too. This my first conviction and I’m doing jail time. I know millions of people with paper on them for gun and drug charges, but [I got sentenced] because of who I am.

But after winter must come spring.

Jail only makes you sell more records. Niggas are already asking to book me for the first Saturday I’m home. Offering [amounts of] money I’ve never gotten before [for shows]. I’m just gonna be in there chilling, looking at pictures, beating my dick to bad bitches.

[Via Rap Radar x Ozone]

Tameka Foster Raymond tells Ebony magazine that she regrets taking an almost fatal short cut and going under the knife weeks after giving birth. Hindsight is always 20/20.

“It was silly because my baby had only (been born) nine weeks or so (before), and I should’ve just waited. It was too soon after giving birth to be concerned about what I looked like physically. The foolish part for me was the fact that I wanted to take the shortcut. This is something I teach my children: Do not take the shortcut. It bothered me that I fell prey to it.”

It’s A Wrap: Usher & Tameka Divorce Finalized [Straight From The A]

Before Keyshia Cole got the gap in her front teeth closed and started hanging out with Nicky Hilton she was known throughout the industry as being a young diva bitch in the making. Thankfully as her career continued to blossom she received the media training she was desperately in need of, and is even referred to as the “classy” one in her family, a title I would give Elite if it weren’t for her involvement with The Frankie & Neffe Show.

Watch KeyLoLo push R&B chicks under the bus after the jump.

Jazmine Sullivan has more talent in her left nipple than most pretty young things could ever wish or fuck Diddy for but her vocal prowess isn’t the only thing grabbing our attention.

Fresh: Never mind her ratchet wondering eye or polyester bolero from CitiTrends, get into that hairline. I love Jazmine like cooked food. Hell, as much as she loves cooked food. But would have killed her to put a little Elasta QP Glaze on that thing?

Justin: Her hairline looks like it wants to reach out and touch each other from each side of her forehead

Fresh: She got one of them Mo’Nique joints. The only difference is Mo tames the wolf pussy on her forehead. Now as for her legs . . .

Justin: After Monique shaved her legs, Jazmine put Elmer’s glue on her forehead and rolled around in the fur

Fresh: If she tried to wear a lace front what would the end results look like? I’m sure its hard to cut the lace for a hairline that has more twists and turns than Frankie’s road to sobriety.

Justin: She would end up ripping out her eyebrows if she puts on a lacefront. It would literally have to come down past her forehead to look believable.

Fresh:

Justin: Could you imaging a Jazmine/Drake spawn? The baby would be growing hairs out of each pore. Chewbacca game proper.

Fresh: Stop talking about Teyana like that.

Seattle, Washington. Home of the great Bill Gates, Grunge music, Grey’s Anatomy, and two nasty ass bastards named James Tait and Kenneth Pinyan. Who you ask? Please allow me to elaborate.

Tait and Pinyan are two perverts who happily resided in Seattle, where the act of bestiality (sexual relations between a human and an animal) was once legal (you already know where I’m going with this guttah butt story). Late one summer evening, the freaky twosome decided to break into a neighbor’s farm, which doubled as an animal brothel, and partake in a little anal sex with a big Arabian stallion named Bullseye.

Tait bravely went in first, face down, ass up. When he was done, Pinyan eagerly stepped in, saddled up and assumed the position. Tait grabbed his video camera and began filming the dastardly deed. And here, my friends, is where the shit went left.

As Pinyan got to knuckin, Bullseye got to buckin, causing his fifth leg to run amuckin. Poor Pinyan’s ass didn’t stand a chance. It failed him immegiately. Bullseye was like, Enough is enough boy, rough you get stuffed boy, and proceeded to perforate Pinyan’s colon (i.e. split it wide the fuck open).

Pinyan eventually died from the extensive internal injuries. Tait survived the ordeal and ended up pleading guilty to trespassing. He was given a one-year suspended sentence, fined $300, and ordered to perform eight hours of community service and have no contact with the neighbors. The act of bestiality has since been prohibited in the state of Washington.

Bullseye made it through the ordeal unscathed and unpunished.

Bottom Damn Line: Fuck throwin it back and bussin it open for a damn animal. For you could find yourself eight feet under (cuz I’m sure Pinyan’s shamed family beat him down two extra feet (c) Madea after he died such an absurd death).

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Inexcusable. Disgusting. Stomach churning.

These words come to mind when reflecting back on the events of this past Friday on Twitter. After word came from several concert-goers that Drake fell while spinning, and tore his ACLMLTLBLILACHILLESHEELWHATEVER [Fresh said he did it while he was j-setting, check her timeline!] Twitter exploded into a seedy place of rumors and innuendo. Best believe I joined in on the fuckery myself, but on looking back, there’s a young man around the tender age of 23 whose future is at stake. That makes me sad [sarcasm].

So I’ve decided to offer several career options to the one referred to as Drake. No Wheelchair Jimmy jokes, or underhanded references to his sloping eyes today. Just help, from one 1986-er to another.

1.  He Can Become A Manny to Lil Wayne’s Litter Lil Wayne, although he may have monetary means to help out the future soldiers of Armageddon, he will not be able to be there physically and emotionally to all of his 20 children, set to be born around the same time this year. Aubrey, during this time can become their manny, changing diapers, playing basketball [yes he can play basketball in a wheelchair. Degrassi, HELLO?] with them, and teaching them the importance of staying on their grind in the midst of adversity and uncertainty.

2. Teaching Twittelebrity 101 Lately, most of these celebs have been having breakdowns, naked pics posted, and other random acts of foolishness on twitter. Although I don’t check his page that much, it seems that he keeps it cool on twitter, just simple messages, no questionable pics or tweets. May I suggest Pound Puppy, Bow Wow, and Soulja Boy be the first to register for this class?

3. Disappear This summer has not been the greatest for Aubrey. From the Pedophile-like performance on the BET Awards [somewhere R. Kelly was smiling] and his debut video/single that was nothing more than nonsensical porn [NEVER QUESTION KANYE’S GENIUS!] it seems that when Aubrey finally hit mainstream, his bad-luck seemed to increase 10-fold. May I suggest to the Canadian that maybe a little time off may not be bad. He can perfect his album. Catch up on reading. Or, re-create that aura of mystery that people crave in a celebrity and just stay out of the limelight.

I’ve offered my help. Now its time to offer yours. Go inside The Bocks today and reach out with a helping hand by suggesting some options too. I’ll appreciate it, and I’m pretty sure the bloodhound from north of the border would too.

In Case You Missed It: The Collapse

A Gwinnett County woman has been charged after police said they broke up a party at her house and discovered teenagers drinking and a possible strip club in her basement.

The house is located on the 1400 block of Purcell Road in Lawrenceville. It’s in a quiet neighborhood, but it wasn’t on the night of July 18, according to next door neighbor Jim Ferguson.

“It was like being downtown. There were so many folks that when I came out here and I was telling them to get off my lawn, I was just one person among the chaos,” said Ferguson. Ferguson said they were all young people and they were all apparently attending some party next door to him.

Police said the party was at the home of Constance Trahan, 28, who was arrested. Officers said she was not only selling alcohol to minors, but she was running what appeared to be an underground strip club. “The officers that did respond did see what appeared to be some sort of gentleman’s club or strip club that was being conducted at the time,” said Cpl. David Schiralli with the Gwinnett County Police Department.

Channel 2 Action News reporter Manuel Bojorquez obtained a police report which showed one officer told police there were dancers. The officer also said he found a sign advertising “$1 Jello shots.” Bojorquez knocked on the door but no one answered. Someone called police after Channel 2 Action News crews showed up at the house, but they wouldn’t answer the door for the officer either.

“If they can’t get into bars, they were coming down here to drink. That’s my theory,” said Ferguson. Ferguson said he hopes the arrest puts an end to the loud, late-night parties he heard on more than one occasion.

“I would like it to be normal again,” said Ferguson.

Trahan and a 20-year-old who was arrested for underage drinking and marijuana possession have bonded out of jail.

Officials said when police showed up at the home during the night in question, many of the other party guests fled.

Trahan faces misdemeanor charges of maintaining a disorderly house. [source]