The most decrepit 22 year old you will see this side of creation until Lil’ Mama’s next birthday held a news conference Tuesday night in which he admitted the authenticity of the nude cell phone flicks leaked earlier this week before expressing his humiliation. Where is his Vibe “R U Still Down” cover story? Video from the press conference after the jump.
I don’t keep more than $20 in my car’s ashtray for emergency tricking funds and for good reason.
Usher lost $1 million worth of jewelry, furs and electronics when his SUV was broken into last month, according to Atlanta police. Also mong the stolen items were two laptops contaning new songs that he’s been working on.
The Magical Monchichi and a second man told Atlanta police that singer’s GMC Yukon was broken into on Dec. 14 when the pair stopped at an AT&T store near Lenox Mall. A witness on the scene told police they saw a man get out of a burgundy Chevy Impala with tinted windows and pop open the door to the SUV, making off with the goodies.
Does Janice Combs and Tameka Foster Raymond have an alibi?
Lil’ Boosie wants to pull Jesse Jackson from out of the boom boom room inside your church’s fellowship hall to fight for his freedom. Good luck with that, Torrence.
. . . But really, I’d feel like I’m just punching these crackers back in the face for what they’re doing to me. This is my first conviction. Jesse Jackson needs to be down here screaming for me too. This my first conviction and I’m doing jail time. I know millions of people with paper on them for gun and drug charges, but [I got sentenced] because of who I am.
But after winter must come spring.
Jail only makes you sell more records. Niggas are already asking to book me for the first Saturday I’m home. Offering [amounts of] money I’ve never gotten before [for shows]. I’m just gonna be in there chilling, looking at pictures, beating my dick to bad bitches.
[Via Rap Radar x Ozone]
Tameka Foster Raymond tells Ebony magazine that she regrets taking an almost fatal short cut and going under the knife weeks after giving birth. Hindsight is always 20/20.
“It was silly because my baby had only (been born) nine weeks or so (before), and I should’ve just waited. It was too soon after giving birth to be concerned about what I looked like physically. The foolish part for me was the fact that I wanted to take the shortcut. This is something I teach my children: Do not take the shortcut. It bothered me that I fell prey to it.”
It’s A Wrap: Usher & Tameka Divorce Finalized [Straight From The A]
Before Keyshia Cole got the gap in her front teeth closed and started hanging out with Nicky Hilton she was known throughout the industry as being a young diva bitch in the making. Thankfully as her career continued to blossom she received the media training she was desperately in need of, and is even referred to as the “classy” one in her family, a title I would give Elite if it weren’t for her involvement with The Frankie & Neffe Show.
Watch KeyLoLo push R&B chicks under the bus after the jump.
Jazmine Sullivan has more talent in her left nipple than most pretty young things could ever wish or fuck Diddy for but her vocal prowess isn’t the only thing grabbing our attention.
Fresh: Never mind her ratchet wondering eye or polyester bolero from CitiTrends, get into that hairline. I love Jazmine like cooked food. Hell, as much as she loves cooked food. But would have killed her to put a little Elasta QP Glaze on that thing?
Justin: Her hairline looks like it wants to reach out and touch each other from each side of her forehead
Fresh: She got one of them Mo’Nique joints. The only difference is Mo tames the wolf pussy on her forehead. Now as for her legs . . .
Justin: After Monique shaved her legs, Jazmine put Elmer’s glue on her forehead and rolled around in the fur
Fresh: If she tried to wear a lace front what would the end results look like? I’m sure its hard to cut the lace for a hairline that has more twists and turns than Frankie’s road to sobriety.
Justin: She would end up ripping out her eyebrows if she puts on a lacefront. It would literally have to come down past her forehead to look believable.
Greetings Crunkland! It’s ya girl Denise Wheatley, back in the building to report more despicable acts of fuckery taking place all around the world. Let’s get it!
Seattle, Washington. Home of the great Bill Gates, Grunge music, Grey’s Anatomy, and two nasty ass bastards named James Tait and Kenneth Pinyan. Who you ask? Please allow me to elaborate.
Tait and Pinyan are two perverts who happily resided in Seattle, where the act of bestiality (sexual relations between a human and an animal) was once legal (you already know where I’m going with this guttah butt story). Late one summer evening, the freaky twosome decided to break into a neighbor’s farm, which doubled as an animal brothel, and partake in a little anal sex with a big Arabian stallion named Bullseye.
Tait bravely went in first, face down, ass up. When he was done, Pinyan eagerly stepped in, saddled up and assumed the position. Tait grabbed his video camera and began filming the dastardly deed. And here, my friends, is where the shit went left.
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