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Diamond Diamond

Former Gel N’ Weave member Diamond strutted down the red carpet at the BET Hip-Hop Awards [click here for flicks from the show] on Sunday wearing a studded corset from Fredrick’s of Hollywood and boots by Aldo. Girl, you so classy! What’s your verdict?

Skeet or Delete: Overcooked Grits

Although he may brag about being able to bench press 375 pounds on his MySpace profile Richmond, California rapper Gritsitory [I bullshit you not] can thank his sculpted abs on the hand work of top plastic surgeon Dr. David Matlock. Long story short, after I peeped this dude on Dr. 90210 performing some wack ass song [along side his boo La Flora Venenosa] and went straight to Google.

And then I exhaled. Hit up his Myspace profile and listen to the track “1 Stalker” and call me in the morning.

The Interview We All Have Been Waiting For

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30-year-old Detroit rapper T-Baby, the woman responsible for the most incredible record of the year, “It’s So Cold In The D,” spoke to Blackarazzi.com about - - wait for it - - haters and negative criticism.

If she doesn’t make Barbara Walters’ 10 Most Fascinating People of 2008 list I am shutting this site down and joining k-Ci and Jo Jo on their national tour of crack houses and Applebee’s restaurants.

“I really don’t care,” she said in a phone interview last week. “They’re going to hate anyway on me.”

The former Denby High School student, who cites Mary J. Blige as an influence, wrote the song for Mason Graham, her friend who was shot and killed at a Coney Island in 2006. She recorded the song last year at a studio on Eight Mile, and the video — which also features several of Myles’ friends, as well as her 10-year-old son — was shot last October by local videographer Leo Williams . . .

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And We’re Back!

Honey, I’m home! It feels fan-damn-tastic to take a break from the monotony of sitting in front of the computer writing about these dumb ass celebrities and assorted fuckery every day. As much as I may enjoy maintaining this site Mama gotta have a life too.

But let’s get on with it, shall we? This fine piece of work located above is courtesy of Crunkster Nesha and features one of your cousins who miraculously scored some studio time.

Crime Mob - "Circles"

Crime Mob - “Circles”


Meerkats are having the best year ever.

What in the Friends of Distinction hell?! Gel N Weave put on their best lace fronts and sex up their images in the video for “Circles.” There’s nothing quite like listening to country ass window lickers rap about relationship woes and relations.

Get Your Cousin Please

Get Your Cousin Please



Princess of Crime Mob
Are those House of Dead Wrong denim shorts? If so, I may need to buy a pair.

Southern artists/industry heads united in Miami to discuss important topics like what brand of cigars burn longest and lace front application tips at TJ’s DJ’s Tastemakers Music Conference. The annual event is apart of Ozone Magazine award show weekend. The big shabang goes down tonight so stay tuned for more mess to come.

Blood Raw; Pitbull; TJ Chapman; Diamond; Lil’ Scrappy

Trey Songz

Jacki-O; Slim Thug; Titty Boi of Playaz Circle

No Justice, No Peace

No Justice, No Peace

Gel-N- Weave; Lil’ Scrappy; WTF?

When news broke earlier this week that Diamond (one half of Gel-N-Weave) was arrested and charged with aggravated assault I was devastated. After learning that her bond was posted at $20,000.00 I did what any other CEO would and sprung into action: I hit up amateur night at the strip club.

And rocked my hips, then waved and sipped.

Diamond celebrated her 19th birthday in a fuck effort themed bash on Tuesday night. Visit Dennis Byron to view more pics from the bash. Also be sure to check out Sandra Rose’s chit-chat with Lady Di.

Gel-N-Weave @ MTVU Music Festival

Gel-N-Weave @ MTVU Music Festival

I told ya’ll Kitchen Azz Records was taking over in 2007! Minutes after the ink dried on our distribution deal with Koch I treated my break out group Gel-N-Weave to the all you can eat seafood buffet at Golden Corral to cap off the big day. You should’ve seen us chilling in the smoking section cracking open crab legs with our grills, straight stuntin’ like a couple of dollar menunaires. If I close my eyes and enhale real deep I can still smell the black n’ mild smoke. Sniff.

Check out more pictures of the girls plus flicks of Monica, a shirtless Rich Boy, Rick Ross, Fabolous and others at Sandra Rose.

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