Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

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After being introduced to the magnificence that is Geisha a few months back my thoughts of Khia and the constant fuckery she brings to my inbox have been few and far in between. Consider this my redemption song.

I hope there were plenty of face masks in the club the night Khia and Cousin Belmont [I doubt if that's his government name but he just looks like a Belmont to me] came through spreading flu and fever! Everything from the subtle tittay bump to his perfectly shaped eyebrows not only gave me life but gave it to me more abundantly.

There’s not too many who can hold their own in the presence of Thug Misses yet alone come out on top but Cousin Belmont defied the odds stacked against him. That’s why the value size hater in the background couldn’t help but give a disapproving side-eye but I rebuke thee. Males shouldn’t be jealous that’s a female trait. You feeling fishy, hoe?

Crunkland Submitted Fuckery: Brother Franklin Dukes The Devil

Hey Fresh,

I know that like me, you are an avid fan of Dlisted! I thought you should know about the “Hot Slut of the Day” from a day or so ago, Brother Franklin. Apparently he is becoming famous in Houston for dancing during offering time at church. I have posted a link below because words dont do him justice. My fave part is at the 44 seond mark.

- – Sasha

A Taste of Honey

Tonight is a somber evening for fans of College Hill: South Beach who have tuned in faithfully every week since the show’s premiere to witness Tropical Storm Kyle wreck shit but there is a ribbon in the sky waiting in the wings. Dwight Eubanks is coming back to reclaim his reality tang master thrown! iLive!

Clutch your pearls in anticipation as Dwight and NeNe trade decorating ideas for her new house. I guess that’s what they are calling it now, chile.

Air It Out: Tyler Perry’s Open Post

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Let’s all take a few minutes to reflect on the greatness that is Tyler Perrrrrrry, Tyler Perry [she fine] and the pair of Kyle x Kanye Bonjour Denim assless chaps buried deep behind one of those pillows. Get you a piece, whore!

Your Daily Tang Multivitamin x From The C+D Vault

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Shouts out to all my zest warriors who alerted me to Gaymon’s magically delicious presence on the red carpet last week! Thank you for allowing his bell pepper nose be great! Jesus loves you and I think that you all pretty frickin’ awesome too. I waited purposely until today to dedicate a post to him because he is so above Friday Fuckery.

Here is one of my favorite quotes from the magnificent [no Officer Ricky]:

You are fierce. You. Fierce. And don’t let anyone tell you anything differently. Because if I can stand up here in front of you with this Marilyn Monroe [wig] on giving you this red lip on my dark skin with this facial hair . . . I know I’m fierce. And if I tell you that you are fierce then you better know you are fierce!

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I’m Just Saying . . .

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If you see Rihanna-bot rocking this hairdo and a face full of Pancake 31 in the weeks to come you will know where she got her inspiration from.

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

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Spectacular you looking?! You better not tell Iggy Pop that he still can’t make his hips roll with the best of them. The 62 year old gave a Parisian crowd fever while performing earlier this week. He take his shirt off and all the hoes stopped breathing [© Gucci Mane].

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