Stevie Wonder performed some type of rain dance / touchdown celebration outside of Prego in Los Angeles on Thursday. His trademark hair was covered but his delightful savor flavor patch was exposed for all to enjoy. Don’t act like you wouldn’t ride his face like the $1 train.
Catfish Wilkerson’s old lady performed her hit song “Respect” on ABC’s Dancing For A Check And Relevancy last night wearing the remainder of the kente cloth from the Black History Month section at Joann’s! To say that it was an experience is an understatement.
Crunkster Justlikehoney1 said that Catfish “had the air conditioning set to Antarctica to keep his boo from going into full sweat mode.” You hoes just jealous!
After a short hiatus Amy Wino’s beehive is back and its better than ever! She was suppose to go see Blaaaaaake in rehab on Monday but like most crackheads without an itinerary she missed her appointment.
I see she finally decided to cash in her wig crypt coupon and pick herself up something nice. Michelle Williams’ pockets are getting fatter everyday thanks to the holiday commission incentive the Knowles have set up, but I digress. What’s your verdict on Amy’s look?
The scene on the red carpet at Tuesday’s Open Artists With Open Arms party was a sight to behold. There were no shortage of people dropping down low and sweeping the floor with their pussies. You call it a dramatic cunt fall out but I like to think of it as art.
The always tang Bobby Trendy did his best hoe couture poses for cameras while host Alec Mapa gave the children hell in his hot pants and ruby red sequined vest. Who steamed up the glass pot lid more?
With the temperature dropping lower and lower every day nothing warms me up better than a nice satisfying mug of chocolate tang with whipped cream. Still thirsty? Visit You Know You Dead Azz Wrong for another sip.
While trying on his Hallow Peen costume Will The Great experience one hell of a tumble when he twerked his ham hocks a little too hard. He gracefully recovered from the mishap with both his wig and dignity still intact. Now that’s a bad bitch.
Catfish Wilkerson helped his Louis Vuitton draped sex slave ReRe the Body make her way inside of her Manhattan hotel before shuttling her off [note the wig change] to Boarder’s to sign autographs later.
Speaking of Catfish, has he made her a honest woman yet or is he still busting nuts in sin? Last year Aretha told Sister 2 Sister that she was embarking on a crash diet to lose weight in time for her June wedding. I hate to bring up old shit or diet failures but um . . . yeah, what happened with that? Jenny Craig and the nuptials that is.
At any rate she should really consider linking up with Plies for that Bust It Baby calendar.
All the zestlemen who have been inspired by Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” should send thank you cards to the wig crypt in lieu of of jumping their asses in front cameras and filming themselves twerking their ham hocks + butter beans!
This time around we have two tang masters and a member of Team Chunk dropping down and sweeping the floor with their pussies.
You must love me. Thanks Tee!