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In Other News: Aretha Franklin’s Wig Is Laid.

Posted by Fresh on September 9, 2011

aretha In Other News: Aretha Franklins Wig Is Laid.

Let’s get one thing straight. It may be the end of the work week but you attempting to come for Aretha Franklin and all her synthetic glory is still not an appointment worth penciling in at the last minute. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t lay that wig down any better than she was able to do so herself.

In ReRe the Body related news it was announced earlier this week that a group called the R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Foundation is working to restore the legendary singer’s birth home, in order to turn it into a museum in South Memphis. If completed the project would be the first museum dedicated to the Queen of Soul in the country.

Pass me a building fund envelope!

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Style File: Here Comes The Hotstepper! Derek J’s Hottest Heels

Posted by Fresh on May 3, 2011

derekj Style File: Here Comes The Hotstepper! Derek Js Hottest Heels

“I love a pair of high, sexy stilettos with a beautiful dress. You can be beautiful but if you’re not secure in yourself, you don’t come across as sexy,” gushed Beyonce in the April 2011 issue of Cosmopolitan UK.

Celebrity hairstylist Derek J probably agrees. The topic of the J Spot owner’s penchant for pumps, thigh high boots, and towering heels are always at the nucleus of the conversation when his name is brought up. Get you a piece, whore.

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Star Tracks: Drake

Posted by Fresh on May 2, 2011

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In no way, shape, or form is Drake playing with you petty queens this quarter!

Sporting his new signature “coy fish” that finally swam upstream scruffy look, the Young Money diaper genie with a heart of gold was photographed sitting ringside in Toronto for UFC 129 on Saturday night before jetting to Miami to take in game one of the Boston Celtics v Miami Heat series the following day. Afterward he partied with the likes of Ne-Yo and Sean Kingston (not pictured, because, well why bother?)  at Imagine Sundays at LIV at Fontainebleau.

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Mane Moves: Jermaine Jackson’s Magnificent Wave Pattern

Posted by Fresh on April 13, 2011

jj1 Mane Moves: Jermaine Jacksons Magnificent Wave Pattern

There’s only one person worthy of writing about in a post following Elgin’s crown of glory pictorial: Jermaine Jackson. Click the picture to enlarge if you are about that life.

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Sexual Napalm: Gram’ma Funk

Posted by Fresh on February 13, 2011

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More chocolate Ovaltine please! Ever heard the expression trying to fit New York City inside Mayberry? That was Gram’ma Funk’s mission statement for the evening as she prepared for her red carpet debut at Sunday night’s Grammys. Baby, you’re a firework!

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YouTube Clip of the Day

Posted by Fresh on December 15, 2010

Have you talked to Sweet Minty Jesus today? If not, you may want to pencil him in and start warming up your vocal cords now.This is not living. Just can’t be. Please direct all complaints to The IPS. By his stripes we are all healed!

So this dude is a mix between Luther Vandross, Lil’ Richard, The Girl from 3LW With The Lisp, Norwood, and a dash of Bobby Jones with a splash of Full Force …

No for real, please watch this video. In its entirety [because the END is the BEST PART!]. Between the Bobby Jones sequins and the Holy Ghost shake around 1:10, I just got all my life and that more abundantly. ROFL this has started my weekend off RIGHT. I need some of whatever ole boy was CLEARLY drinking or high on to even make this video …

(The Feedback)

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Friday Fuckery: YouTube Clip of the Week

Posted by Fresh on April 9, 2010

If you want to be a dick about it then yes this is not a YouTube clip however something tells me that this video would be flagged for inappropriate zest so it belongs right where its at.

Web cams and whores for propaganda are raising our kids and not giving them lotion or hair cuts. *Janet Jackson in ‘Why Did I Get Married Too?’ voice* Fix it, fix it!

For Shar0na

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Fever Pitch: Terrell Owens + Lynn Yaeger

Posted by Fresh on February 18, 2010

FEVER TO Fever Pitch: Terrell Owens + Lynn Yaeger

Terrell Owens went from crying over his quarterback to Winston The Danger Kitty suicide watch status to winning the hearts of millions by working the runway in Frankie’s bible study wig during New York Fashion Week. My what a difference a day makes. Still, that might not be enough to take reporter Lynn Yaeger, who can be described best as “a big fine woman that’ll make you smile when she pass you,” down in this challenge.

WHO STEAMED UP THE GLASS POT LID MORE?

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Finding Norwood

Posted by Fresh on February 17, 2010

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Like a love struck puppy I have been searching high and low for new pictures of Norwood Young but have been coming up shorter than Terrance Howard’s peen in the shower scene in Get Rich or Die Tryin’. Let my journey be a lesson to all. If you remain steadfast in your quest for fuckery you will eventually hit the jack pot.

And that I did. Norwood Young convinced Margeaux to snatch up an extra leather onesie from the set of Dru Hill’s video for his red carpet appearance at opening night of The Color Purple. I want him to wear the same outfit when I deliver his babies.

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Freeze Frame: Reverse Cowgirl

Posted by Fresh on February 2, 2010

vern 1 Freeze Frame: Reverse Cowgirl

It’s not just a T-Pain song, its a lifestyle. Photographed above is Verdine White arriving at the Jim Henson Studios in Los Angeles for the remake of “We Are The World.” You other niggas is Tito.

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