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The Cream Doesn’t Always Rise To The Top

Posted by Fresh on June 29, 2009

chow1 The Cream Doesnt Always Rise To The Top

Your cousins flocked to different spots in Los Angeles last night in a mission to suck all of the remaining life and dignity out of the city last night while fulfilling their quota for photo ops.

*** [its still too soon] held their Crème of the Crop post award show dinner at the always paparazzi friendly Mr. Chow’s. If I captioned your fam’s name wrong its because I know them but I don’t know them know them. Choweezy himself came out on a segway during the evening to make sure that there was enough guns and butter for Ving Rhames and to keep an eye out on Shenehneh and Wanda’s table.

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Heavenly Gawds of Fuckery

Posted by Fresh on May 13, 2009

Keri Hilson

AND THE NOMINEES ARE

Please let the 2009 EBT Awards be chocked full of certified nigga shit. It’s become a tradition. Fuckery don’t fail me now!

I’m not trying to make a wish list but somebody, anybody, everybody giving the “We got a Black president, Oprah gave us free chicken last month, and I ain’t got to go to work on Monday. Ain’t God good?” proclamation before announcing the nominees to the Best Use of a Court Appointed Lawyer category would be like fire shut up in my bones.

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Bosom Buddies

Posted by Fresh on February 17, 2009

Coco Lil\' Kim

I hate to break it to you but this isn’t the red carpet from the Dr. 90210 premiere party. Lil’ Kim and Coco are two brave souls. Heat softens plastic! I’m sure the people in attendance at the LuxuryFashion.com party had a bet going on about who would melt first.

Minus the  Golden Brooks proper male-up application and chocolate chip beauty mark  Kimberly looks fairly decent [if you look at her and then turn your head really quick] this time around. I can’t say the same about Coco’s concave chesticles though.

Lil Kim Coco + Ice-T Lil\' Kim Coco + Ice-T Lil\' Kim

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One In The Same

Posted by Fresh on November 10, 2008

New York Golden Brooks

I am not going to insult my beautiful transgender Crunksters by saying that Golden and Tiffany are apart of their community. That would be just cruel.

Can I please a show of hands of those who believe that these momofukas actually give a damn about rescuing, restoring, and enabling the children caught in the crossfire of rebel atrocities in South Sudan and Northern Uganda?

Norwood Young, yes! These broads, hell no!

Golden Brooks

I never could.

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Star Tracks: Fantasia

Posted by Fresh on October 17, 2008

Tasia Mae Lisa, Tasia, + NeNe Lyfe Jennings + Tasia Mae

Tasia Mae [1] kicked it at a party for The Real Housewives of Atlanta earlier this week. She miraculously managed to keep her shoes on this time but couldn’t resist the urge to dance on a table. I’m just glad that she didn’t have a man down, Team Chunk situation from yesterday. Hit up FreddyO for more flicks.

[1] How long is she going to wear those damn braces? I mean really, I’m glad she got them and everything but Solange will be in the Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame before she gets those shits removed.

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Real Chance Of Love: Sneak Peak

Posted by Fresh on October 13, 2008

My mind keeps telling me no but my tangometer is telling me yes! In the clip posted Chance and Real follow in Celebreality tradition and hand out stupid ass names to the stupid ass contestants. Check out more zestalicious promo shots from the brothers after the jump.

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Follow That Yaki!

Posted by Fresh on August 4, 2008

Beyonce exiting Beyonce exiting

Mrs. Carter dashed passed photographers at the 2008 Rock the Bells concert at the Jones Beach Theatre in Wantagh, New York on Sunday. Her husband hit the stage along with other hip-hop notables including Nas, Method Man, A Tribe Called Quest and Mos Def.

Now that The Carters are happily married I think they should go ahead and get the pregnancy ball on a roll. Procreate! Procreate! Papa Joe 2.0 is always down for another money maker. Nepotism isn’t going any damn where in the Knowles world.

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