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Drinking Partners

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A Def Jam employee tells ShameLessHype.Com Willona Woods and Jay-Z partied super hard during their time in Las Vegas on Saturday night and were too hung over to perform the next night in Oakland.

What’s good, i’m a employee on the Jay-Z/Mary J. Blige tour and im also a native of Oakland. As you may had heard, the show was postponed due to some ol bullsh*t excuse of technical difficulties, but I know for a fact that nothing was wrong other than the fact that Jay and MJB were in no rush to get to Oakland, because they were too busy getting drunk in Vegas and wasnt trippin off performing in front of a non-sellout crowd in Oakland. I am sending you this because you guys are repping the bay and I was make sure that my town knew the real reason behind this. Please do not release my email address, because a brotha still needs this job with the show. Peace!

Ty Ty should’ve maced their asses and made them go on.

Cop That Shit

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I’m going to wait til the midnight hour to call upon his Holy name! Twice! Shout out to Baby Daniel for destroying me.

Try Not To Lick The Screen, Please

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Star Jones looked like a bunless Red Robin Whiskey River BBQ burger at the Sony Cierge VIP Lounge on Thursday. Do you want a taste?

She has been keeping a low profile since her television show for TruTv was canceled in February and kicking Al’s lazy ass out. I cannot tell a lie - - I sort of miss viewing pictures of her Jimmy Dean sausage-like toes drag on the ground at various events. Make it how it was, Star!

Getting Some Head Is Perfectly Legal

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Before someone digs up any dirt on Gov. David A. Paterson’s past he is going ahead and laying his cards out on the table. He held a press conference today admitting that he had a few jump-offs [plural, shawty] in the past, including one who is on the state payroll.

 

I haven’t broken any laws,” Mr. Paterson said, flatly denying that he had ever used any campaign money in connection with the affairs. “I don’t think I’ve violated my oath of office. I would never use campaign funds for that purpose.”

Mr. Paterson said that he and his wife had sought counseling and had since resolved their marital problems. “Actually,” he said, “I think we have a marriage like many Americans, maybe even like many of you.”

Mr. Paterson did most of the talking during the news conference. But twice Mrs. Paterson spoke in a hushed, soft voice. “There’s no marriage that’s perfect,” she said at one point.

By midmorning, word of Mr. Paterson’s admissions had filtered through the Capitol. And once again, the state’s top political leaders found themselves fielding questions about how the state could weather the personal crisis of a governor.

Senator Joseph L. Bruno, the majority leader, said the Patersons’ marital problems were nobody’s business but their own as he brushed off suggestions that the affair threatened to interfere with the state’s business.

“His personal life is his personal life and he has to share what he’s comfortable sharing,” Mr. Bruno told reporters this morning. “And as long as it doesn’t interfere with how he’s governing, its nobody’s business. David is able to handle himself. He’s always been a good friend and handled himself properly, and I expect he will continue to handle himself properly.”

Sheldon Silver, the speaker of the State Assembly, said he admired Mr. Paterson’s courage in admitting the infidelity and suggested that the couple’s past problems, which he called “a nice story,” could serve as an inspiration to other couples who find their marriages imperiled.

“He basically said: ‘Here are the facts. It’s not an uncommon occurrence in people’s lives when marriages are failing, and this is how we worked it out,’ ” Mr. Silver said. “I think it should be a message to people who maybe find themselves in similar circumstances.” [source]

I’m Handing In My Resignation Papers

I’m Handing In My Resignation Papers

In the past I have talked mercilessly about Golden Brook’s dishevelled appearance at public events.

Today I decided it was due time to turn over another leaf on C+D. I officially give the fuck up on Golden. Forever. In the back of my mind I hoped she would turn things around (think Serena Williams of recent times) but I have been lying to myself for far too long; that shit is just not going to happen. I have decided to expel my energy on celebs who will actually listen and take positive steps in the right direction. Besides, what more can I say?

More flicks from Los Angeles Confidential Pre-Emmy party on deck.

Tasha Smith; Natalie Cole; Henry Simmons; Dania Ramirez; Fonzworth Bentley & Faune Chambers

Where Is The Love?

Where Is The Love?

Ha, what’s love got to do with it?

Ike Turner will have the stage, but not the day, when he performs in St. Louis in September.

Mayor Francis Slay has turned down a request to make Sept. 2 “Ike Turner Day.” The 75-year-old singer is scheduled to perform that day at the Big Muddy Blues Festival.

Cathy Smentkowski, an aide to Slay, said that when the request “was brought to the mayor’s attention, he did not feel comfortable issuing it.” She declined to elaborate.

“We were only looking to celebrate his contributions to the music industry. Many entertainers have checkered pasts,” festival director Dawne Massey told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. (source)

[Thanks Keisha]

Now That’s Effed Up

Now That’s Effed Up

A fashionably dressed Barack Obama looks away from a homeless man who asks for an autograph. The homeless man said he lived right across the street from The White House on a park bench.

That’s not even right, Obama. At least he wasn’t asking for spair change! He probably thought you were Jackie Robinson or somebody. You got that fake ass Tom Arnold following behind you so that just adds fuel to the fire.

FYI: Did you know that Homeless Larry has been in several rap videos before breaking on the scene as a rapper? I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw him walking around Houston in Slim Thug’s original “I Ain’t Heard of That” clip.

Now That’s My Kinda Street Team Promotion

Now That’s My Kinda Street Team Promotion

First my man Donkey gets called to court as a witness now this. Damn I love random ass news!

Playboy pin-up Vida Guerra is appearing on the seedy streets of Las Vegas. The 33-year-old glamour girl is popping up all over Sin City - on calling cards advertising bargain-basement hookers. The unauthorized ads show the Cuban cover-girl in a figure hugging red top and thong - under the name Lexy. The cards say an intimate brush up with the beauty will be yours for $125 - with ‘no hidden fees.’ Thousands have been spotted lining the streets in seedy areas of the U.S. gambling city. Prostitutes earn top-dollar in Las Vegas helping high rollers celebrate hitting it big. The sexy cards are left all over the city to entice drunken customers, who meet up with the girls in their hotel rooms.
Pedro’s b-boy stance is slaying me. Did you know that picture was snapped as he stood under a lamp post watching out for the long arm of the law? You know he’s seen it all before. What else can I say about dude, he gets busy.

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