Shawty Lo Gives Lil’ Wayne A Preview of Things To Come If He Doesn’t Stop Cumming

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In Shawty Lo’s lifetime he is predicted to have more kids than the last post had comments, but only in Crunkland and Atlanta is that type of fertilization accepted.

According to our photog friend Freddy O, Carlos is the proud father of 10 kids who range in age from 7 to 17. That being said, I think we all can now fully appreciate the verse on “Dunn Dunn” where he brags “these hoes / we dunn fucked em all” because maybe, just maybe, he really has.

Being the family guy that he is, L-O treated his two daughters KeKe and Britney [who are not twin sisters, reserve your judgment!] to a joint Sweet Sixteen Party this past weekend at T.I.’s Club Crucial. Its heart warming moments such as this that make me hop up outta bed and turn my computer on. How special.

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Faces From The Milk Carton

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James Avery, our favorite television father behind Sheree Whitfield, was spotted recently bound to a wheelchair after what looks like an injury to his foot. What’s depressing about the pictures is the man bag that he is clutching so tightly [Andre Leon Talley would approve] and the red crocs that he has on. Instead of playing with dildos and Jada’s dick, Will need to mosey himself down to Uncle Phil’s side and help a brother out

Why Won’t You Let Caster Semenya Be Great?!

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Caster Semenya has caused quite a stir in the track and field world since her (?) wins in several categories in Berlin. After rumors and allegations and he said/she said, she has been ordered to submit to tests to determine if she is a male or female.

Now although Caster may have masculine features, like a strong neck, strong upper body, and the look that if you said something reckless she (?) would flip you quicker than Ashanti to a pancake during her Sunday morning shift at IHOP, the officials should at least give some leeway. She (?) has been raised as a girl all of her life.

Sigh, I say let Sheree and Margeaux Taylor go to South Africa and check out the story. I’m sure they have experience in that arena.

Her name doesn’t help. Castrated Semen. Her parents set her (?) up.

We All Look Alike

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Well, according to Wireimage [and Getty, Wenn, Splash, and the rest of the photo agencies]. Here is Marvette Britto with some man that the agency confused with Star Jones’ ex-husband Al Reynolds at the CNN’s Black in America 2 premiere. The Real Al [A-luh, SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!] was pictured sitting alongside Monsterosa and Darryl ‘Chill’ Mitchell while promoting the TV One ‘Life After’ series at the TCA Presentation a week later.

Oh really Wireimage? Just because someone is the same skin-tone, wears glasses, and have a woman by their side that could either be their wife or 5th Avenue shopping buddy doesn’t mean that they are Al Reynolds. If you are unfamiliar with someone, just ask them who they are. Don’t get reckless when you get back to the studio and process the film with your photog buddies, and proclaim “They all look alike, so it doesn’t matter.” And how could you get those two mixed up? Al wouldn’t be caught dead in that jacket. It is so last season.

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That Raven Symone Sure Knows How To Bring Out A Crowd

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SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.

Raven Symone performed in front of a sold out audience at Six Flags Great America in Gurnee, IL last week. I’m sorry but all I see is the little fat girl dressed as a bumble bee from Blind Melon’s “No Rain” video tap dancing around and shit. I bet you Raven even scurried off stage the same way. How dreadful!

Question of the Day

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Just when you thought things were looking up . . .

Festival organizers say hip-hop and R&B singer Lauryn Hill has canceled all tour dates in Europe this summer for health reasons.

Stockholm Jazz Festival spokeswoman Liisa Tolonen says the artist’s agent informed the festival late Tuesday that all performances in Europe by the former Fugees singer have been canceled. This includes shows in Sweden, Greece, the Netherlands, Poland, Germany, Italy, Switzerland, France, and Austria.

Tolonen said Wednesday the agent cited health reasons for the cancellation but declined to give more details.

The tour would have marked a comeback to stage by Hill who has kept a low public profile in recent years. She was the planned headline act for The Stockholm Jazz Festival, one of Sweden’s biggest music events

This has island dick written all over it. What do you think is the real reason Lauryn Hill cancelled her upcoming tour appearances?

Jacking For Blogs: Swizz Is Still Banging Alicia Keys and He Wants You To Know It

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It was all good a year ago. Oh well, this would make for a good Tyler Perry movie. From The House of Rhymes With Snitch:

Ok, so remember last year when Alicia Keys started dating married [with a kid] music producer Swizz Beats and threw that birthday party for him at the Guggenheim and all hell broke lose between him and his wife? [click here, here, and here if you don't] Well, Swizz just laced a track for Drake. You know, ‘Wheelchair Jimmy’ from DeGrassi Jr. High? He’s a rapper now.

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