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Mama Tina 2.0 Goes To Court
I’m on my Louis shit today fuck some Gucci Man.
People can’t seem to stop finding great bargains at Mary J. Blige’s weekend rummage sales. I can’t wait to scoop up the bubble jacket she wore in the video for “Love Is All We Need” so my Mama can give the rest of the usher board fever.
But I digress.
Tina Douglas told a Manhattan jury earlier this week that Devard Hurd attached photos of male genitals to some of the more than 30 rambling text messages sent to her cell phone over several weeks earlier this year.
I’m Just Saying . . .
If you won’t say it then damn it I will. When are they going to stop sending Precious to events dressed like the woman with the bite sized arms from House of Payne?
Photo-Chopped & Screwed: Curtis’ Cologne Ad
Looking for a quick and easy way to remove bullet wounds, tattoos, and fug? I’m not sure if there is an app for that quite yet but there damn sure is a photoshop brush that can wipe the slate clean.
Ayo technology game proper.
With a body as chiseled as Sheree’s mandible, Curtis is almost unrecognizable in the new ad for his Power By 50 Cent cologne. He has been known to hurl a plasma television or two out of an office window in his day when upset about his business endeavors, so I’m not understanding how we got to this point. This shit looks like a flyer for corporate thug night at Traxx. Nevertheless, Southside til I die . . . or until the check clears.
Shouts out to Gimme Dat Becky [the names just get better and better] for sending this one in!
Quick Flicks: Alicia Keys On Set of “Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart”
If shade is what you want, shade is what you get. Mashonda’s worst fear confirmed filmed scenes for the music video for her next single “Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart” on Friday in the chilly streets of New York City. Cue the band!
David Letterman Testifies About Giving Hoes The Late “Show”
Hoe shit is something that is huge part of the American culture. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. Eddie Murphy and Johnny Gill. R. Kelly and middle school girls. Those are situations synonymous with hoe shit. But I never expected David Letterman to join that aforementioned elite group of people who sexual exploits land them in hot water and public scrutiny.
From CNN.com
Letterman made the announcement during taping of the “Late Show.”
“This morning, I did something I’ve never done in my life,” Letterman told his audience, according to a release from Worldwide Pants Inc. “I had to go downtown and testify before a grand jury.”
The 62-year-old funnyman said he received a package three weeks ago from a person who claimed to have information about Letterman’s sexual dalliances, ultimately demanding $2 million to prevent public revelation.
Letterman said he went to the Manhattan District Attorney’s office, which conducted an investigation, and an arrest was made earlier Thursday.
In his grand jury testimony, Letterman said, he revealed the relations with members of his staff.
To tell the truth, I don’t blame the failed extortionist. We are in a recession and you have to “get it how you live.” Besides, Letterman should have been more discreet like Sheree’s nuts during a Derek Blanks photoshoot.
Quick Quotes: Bobby Brown
“I think we corrupted each other. I don’t think she hurt me or I hurt her in any way. I just think we had a 14-year marriage that had its ups and downs, and not many people understood it.”
- – Bobby Brown, King of Rocks & Blunts, opens up about his rocky relationship with Nippy in promotion of his forthcoming Behind The Music
