Eminem Issues A “Warning” To Mariah & Nick

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He’s mad as hell. He lost all that damn weight, got that plastic surgery [we saw that XXL cover - - HELLO!], and you still talking reckless Mimi?

Last night, while all of the continental United States and some parts of Canada eyes were glued to the chaos that is Real Housewives of Atlanta, word leaked on Twitter [where else] that Eminem “went in” on Mariah and Nick. Hearing the track myself, I’m not surprised. He talks about the usually shit, blah blah blah I have the pictures, blah blah blah I have the phone messages, blah blah blah stop denying my dick. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m seriously tired of these two going after each other. How many dis-tracks are they going to record? They fight worst than Sheree and Margeaux Taylor [aka Tameka] over who has the biggest dick in Atlanta. Sigh, perception is everything folks, everything.

Brazen Beauty: Farrad

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If fever was a natural resource New York City artist Farrad’s reservoir would be completely depleted! Pick up your face off the floor and visit him on Myspace. Jealous butch queens need not apply for this summer internship program. Get you a piece, whore!

Its Just Emotion Taking Me Over: Go-Go Breaks Down On Stage

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Go-Go shocked fans when he started to cry due to illness [or ill nana] roughly an hour into the show in Manchester on Thursday night. According to audience members, he looked like he was struggling through the first half-hour of his set, which included a Michael Jackson tribute, but he soon began noticeably sweating, and then crying.

“I’ve never not completed a show – - I’ve never done this before,” he told the crowd while wiping away tears. “I want to say . . . I want to thank y’all for bearing with me as long as y’all did, I appreciate that.”

As much as I go at Go-Go’s head I honestly believe that he was under the weather. I have always heard positive reviews about his live performances so I will just attribute this Man  Down Code 10 Situation to him beginning his menstrual cycle.

EDIT: Go-Go responds

Feet Don’t Fail Me Now!

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Say what you want about Tasia Mae’s troglodyte feet but something tells me that if she was dropped off in the middle of the Congo she would come out a champion! Take that Heidi and Spencer. She received a warm reception from her legion of tangy fans while stomping the yard during day one of the LA Pride Festival this past weekend.

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Cover To Cover: Tyrese For InStyle

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Tyrese may flub the lyrics to the national anthem but he always manages to get the job done for me when his mouth is closed and his texting thumb it put away. The chocolate drop joins former film co-star Taraji P. Henson, Joe Jonas, Helen Mirren, and others in InStyle magazine’s Sexy Dozen issue.

They should have made him strip ass naked and put him back in Superhead’s womb [as seen in the opening scenes of Baby Boy] but what do I know. I’m no Jay Manuel, now am I?

CHOCOLATE RAIN @ THE LAUNCH OF DJ HERO

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News Break

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Police are looking for a road-rage shooter who seriously injured two women early Wednesday night in southwest Atlanta. One woman was shot in the face and the other in the chest by a black man believed to be driving a red convertible with a black top, police said.

The vehicle is similar to a Eagle Talon with the words “Talon” possibly written on the back, police spokesman James Polite said.

The women were together in a car when they encountered the man around 8 p.m., Wednesday night in the 3900 block of Campbellton Road, police said.

“He tried to have a conversation with them, and they weren’t receptive and drove off,” Polite said.

But about a half a mile to the east, as the women began to get onto I-285, the man appeared again and began shooting, Polite said.

Both women, whose names police declined to release, were taken to Grady Memorial Hospital where they are in stable condition, police said.

Police continue to look for the shooter. [source]

Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

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The tangy twat from the Fuck Keri Hilson video is back! He is looking to extend his 15 seconds of YouTube fame by giving the gays a lesson in zesty etiquette. My soul plummeted faster than Scarlett standing on top of the cubbie section at the daycare center when Necole Bitchie subjected me to this. This is what happens when you take prayer out of school!