What’s good for the goose is good for the gander, apparently.
If the last thing you want to do this week is explain how multiple trojan viruses from p0rn sites have managed to run your computer smacked dab into the ground to the head of your company’s IT department your best bet is to relax and wait on more visual hoe shit from R&B artists quietly in your cubicle. I’m sure this is just the tip of the iceberg.
The first flick would have made for a lovely Facebook wall post detailing a fun filled evening of partying with the toast of the enchanted forest (I’m trying to give these broads the benefit of the doubt) but will now instead live on in Operation Fathers Hug Your Daughters infamy. Hindsight is always 50-50.
Oxygen’s Bad Girl Club is junk food television at its finest: Satisfying to indulge in at the moment of consumption but will make you do the bubble guts dougie and leave you full of regret the morning after.
Repeat after me: Ain’t no mess like Twitter mess.
Orlando Magic baller Matt Barnes took to his account earlier this morning to give his take on why his fiance Gloria Govan declined to participate in the Basketball Wives reunion and quicker than you can say “don’t hide that pussy, divide that pussy” had managed to drag Shaunie O’Neal, Jennifer Williams, and Evelyn Lozada through Tiny’s favorite spot to cool off at during the summer.
Well let’s get ratchet, let’s get ratchet. (c) Hurricane Chris
A child has been left behind. Press rewind and watch Suzie Ketcham cool off groupie “Plastic Surgery” after the jump.
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With his grandmother’s blessing behind him the real life version of Dough Boy put down his favorite chicken wings from Wal-Mart’s award winning deli and picked up a script for Comedy Central’s viral video circus Tosh.0
Yeah, pretend like there is a picture to go along with this entry. I am posting on the run this afternoon, hoe shit missionary work is never accommodating. Speaking of which . . .
Sarah is really sweet but Sarah and Kim don’t get along. I get along with everyone. With both of them. Kim and I go back for years now. We were friends at one point. I was like “you wanted him, you got him now baby“. So she’s gotta go through all the bs I had to go through back in the day.
Sarah has been around as long as Kim, alot of people don’t know that. Puffy was cheating on me with both of them. This is over 15-16 years ago so we’ve all been around a long time. They are like my sister-wives. I try to keep everything good and we want Kim to accept Chance but she’s not ready yet . . . but I accepted Christian.
This has Khia and Jacki-P’s name written all over it. That is all.
Two female crooks prey on a Mid-South mom, targeting her at Chuck E. Cheese’s.
Her family was there celebrating her 6-year-old son’s birthday when police say two women posing as customers helped themselves to her wallet.
It happened Friday at the Horn Lake location, right off Goodman Road and I-55.
“They didn’t just select a random purse to steal from, they watched a person with four small children, the week before Christmas,” said the victim, Tabitha Stacks.
She says she walked away for just a moment to watch her son play a game. Hours later, she discovered, her wallet was missing.
“You’re just devastated,” she said. “My whole financial life was in that wallet, all my credit cards, my debit card, my checking account information.”
Horn Lake Police are waiting to receive a copy of the surveillance tape from Chuck E. Cheese’s.
“There were two black females standing by the table, one ducked under the table and stole her wallet,” said Lt. Scott Evans of the Horn Lake Police Department.