First the bad news: The ‘Love & Hip Hop 2′ reunion special won’t feature any bottles of Moscato being swung at Kimbella’s head.

Now the good news: Chrissy’s hair is still laid and the displaced chocolate chip on her face is still intact.

Due to all the cat fights and arguments amongst the cast, the powers that be were forced to switch things up since several of the thug misses of Love & Hip Hop 2 refused to be in the same room together. Instead of taking the traditional reunion show route Executive Producer Mona Scott-Young will interview the gworls one-on-one on Monday night’s special episode, dubbed the ‘Love And Hip Hop: Reality Check.’

According to cast member Emily Bustamante a total ban on all glass and metal silverware has been enforced on the set of ‘Love & Hip Hop’ following several scraps to the death worthy of “Yo, did you see that shit on World Star?” text messages. That type of crowd will never be invited over to DeShawn Snow’s estate for a sunset barbeque, you hear me?

“We’re told producers are fed up with all the injuries on set from girl-on-girl violence — the bloodshed, the stitches — and have decided to institute an all-plastic policy while camera are rolling,” reported TMZ last week. “Plastic cups, plastic knives, plastic everything.”

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More than 4 million viewers watched Chrissy Lampkin’s magically delicious mole experience a fit of roid rage by stomping out rival Kimberly “Kimbella” Vanderhee like a small brush fire during last week’s dramatic debut, landing the show in the number one spot in the in the key P18-49 demographic. Watch a preview from tonight’s episode after the jump!

“Kiss my ass and my anus because its finally famous!” is the kind of Facebook wisdom Amber Rose’s mom appreciates reading before reaching for her morning kush and orange juice. Who are you to judge?

Hot Spot ATL — Amber Rose hit up the Soul Train Awards red carpet last night at the Fox Theater, and this morning she stopped by Hot 107.9 and the Rickey Smiley Morning Show and dished on her relationship with Wiz Khalifa, her ex Kanye West, her brief fling with Reggie Bush and a whole lot more!

While Amber said she doesn’t smoke weed, she did admit that her mother smokes weed with Wiz. Amber also revealed two of her pet names for Wiz: “my little hamburger helper” and “monkey yum yum.”

Weekly Edible Arrangements deliveries to Mama Ambot with a card attached that says ‘thank you for being a friend’ from Wiz are more than justified.

2004-2008 weren’t the most productive years for Tampa’s thug queen Khia.

Refusing to sit back and watch her career turn to waste, the “Snatch The Cat” back rapper decided to place all of her Funyons on the table by competing in Miss Rap Supreme. The rest as they say is history.

The one-hour Dr. Miracle’s commercial / elaborate Power Point presentation that was the season premiere of ‘Love & Hip Hop 2′ was a hit — and swift kick to the head. In promotion of the show, newbies Yandy Smith and Kimbella (when you’re a world renown model/actress you don’t need a last name, thanks) visited Power 105.1’s morning show The Breakfast Club one day following their reality television debut to discuss hoodrat things with Angela Yee, Charlamagne the God and DJ Envy.

Teens at one Phoenix, Arizona have discovered a new way to get drunk. Local police officials say that high school students are inserting vodka-soaked tampons into their vaginas to gain entrance into slizzard nation. And it’s not just the girls; boys are plugging their rectums with the shit too, a phenomenon known as “butt chugging.” Hide the fucking Tampax.

Dr. Dan Quan, of the Maricopa Medical Center, told KPHO that students would obtain a “quicker high” and the effects were “more intense” then through oral consumption. “It’s problematic because you don’t really know how much you’re going to absorb,” Quan said.

Quan added that vodka-soaked tampons, which contain about a shot of alcohol, can cause “mucosal irritation to the vagina” or rectum. The physician said the trend could have life-threatening consequences. “If the person does pass out or lose consciousness, health care professionals won’t necessarily know that they have to look in those areas and that may delay treatment.”

KPHO reports that a myth persists among teenagers that if they use alcohol-soaked tampons they would “pass a breathalyser test because they didn’t actually drink the booze.” But this is untrue. A breathalyser “checks what’s in your blood-stream not the amount of booze on your breath,” and wouldn’t change the blood alcohol content determined by the test. (source)

An UK journalist acted out your stud cousin’s wildest fantasy when Curry Goat invited her onstage at the O2 Arena and then proceeded to treat her to an ultimate “hunching” experience after asking the audience “Do any boys want a lap dance . . . or any girls?”

Soon after that question was posed ES Magazine commissioning editor Lotte Jeffs found herself in the middle of the stage on a circular bed in front of 20,000 screaming fans with Cynthia Doll writhing on top of her insisting she give her breasts a free hand mammogram.

“I wanted to put on a bit of a show . . . but I couldn’t possibly take liberties with Ri Ri. So I pretended to run my hand up and down her sweat-dripping, semi naked body . . . Rihanna, however, was up for it,” the writer recalled in Friday’s Evening Standard newspaper.

“She grabbed my hand and slammed it on to her left breast. That gave me all the permission I needed to, as Rihanna would say, ‘Go hard’. I grabbed her waist and tossed back my head as she knelt over me, two fantastic breasts in my face. We started slowly spinning, there was a loud ‘kerthunk’ and I suddenly realized the bed had dropped down under the stage.”

“Rihanna smiled, winked and scarpered (left hastily). I was picked up by two security men and escorted back to my place in the crowd. By the time I could re-engage with the show, she (Rihanna) was straddling an enormous pink tank.”

Break out your Boone’s Farm and best Harve Leger dress — ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ returns November 6 at 10 PM/EST! Get the inside scoop on the new season as well as a video preview of the drama to come below.

- NeNe Leakes – This season, NeNe and Gregg have officially separated. Though Gregg no longer lives with NeNe and the boys, they have a complex relationship. NeNe struggles with her decision on whether or not to sign the divorce papers and truly move on from their 15-year relationship. Since her experience on Celebrity Apprentice, NeNe has realized she has a knack for business and uses one of her Trump connections to pursue an entrepreneurial endeavor.

· Kim Zolciak –As her psychic predicted, Kim’s life has changed dramatically for the better. Kroy adores Kim, her daughters and is a loving father to baby KJ. Though they have established a new life together, Kroy has to return to the NFL, leaving Kim to get their new house in order and tend to three children. To add to her juggling act, Kim is pursuing a country music career without the help of Kandi.

· Sheree Whitfield –Sheree has recently moved out of her home and is building a fabulous new house for her family in the same upscale neighborhood. Frustrated with her ex-husband for not paying the 4 years of child support he owes, Sheree takes action against him with legal help from her friend and fellow Housewife, lawyer Phaedra Parks.

· Kandi Burruss – After a year spent recording and touring to support her solo album, Kandi has shifted her focus to a new endeavor: an intimate luxury line. She’s also switching gears with music and focusing on writing country hits for a popular artist.. While she has yet to find Mr. Right, Kandi is spending more time than ever with Mama Joyce. Ever the mediator, she remains close with the other Housewives.

· Phaedra Parks – With baby Ayden growing up so quickly, Phaedra is realizing her parenting style is different than expected. Once a firm believer in “spanking” a child, she has become a doting mom who tends to annoy Apollo by babying their son. Phaedra continues to work hard at the law firm and has begun her next business venture: a family-run funeral home. Her only hurdle before becoming a certified mortician: convincing Apollo of the benefits of this new undertaking.

· Cynthia Bailey – At 44 years old, Cynthia is still a working model and is using her decades of experience to help the next generation. By opening The Bailey Agency School of Fashion, Cynthia seeks to teach Atlanta’s most promising girls about the industry. Her marriage to Peter is barely one-year along, but the shadow of the marriage-certificate wedding debacle still hangs over the Bailey-Thomas household. Cynthia’s sister Malorie and Peter still haven’t addressed her attempted wedding sabotage and Cynthia finds herself in an uncomfortable position between her husband and her sister.

The bad blood between 50 Cent and his son’s mother Shaniqua Thompkins still run deeps. Putting the all too important speaker option on his Blackberry to use while making his radio rounds, Curtis blasted his baby mama for her role in irresponsible parenting after asking for 20 pairs of sneakers (a more modest amount compared to the initial 50 pairs in her eyes) for son Marquise’s upcoming school year.

Adhering to the strict terms of his probation you won’t catch Lil’ Wayne indulging in any double cup love backstage on his I Am Still Music Tour but Honey Drizzle Empress Giselle deep fried in Big Freedia’s down home Nawlins batter fun may just be on his plate. The only thing that is missing from the above clip is a seductive hip roll from Sissy Nobby.

Flicks: I Am Still Music Tour – West Palm Beach, FL – August 2, 2011