Attention all low budget bitches, gather around the good stuff! You can tell I am a card carrying member of Team Chunk because all I could focus my attention on during the clip was those delicious looking peaches on the middle of the table.

But I digress.

Kim almost got her wig knocked askew by one of NeNe’s tittay balls during the taping of ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ reunion special. Keyword being almost. I highly doubt that the argument actually turned physical. All that “meet me outside” shit is for the birds. Save the tongue tussling for the professionals over at VH-1.

Essence.com [my Mama just made the sad Lil' Mama face] hit Kim up to clear the air about tension between her and the other housewives, the latest offer she’s received and what’s really going on between her and Big Poppa. Read watch Kim really thinks of NeNe and Lisa under the hood.

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Diogenes Angeles is not to be fucked with.

A 57-year-old Bronx man dusted off his karate skills Tuesday and turned the tables on three would-be robbers decades younger than him, police and the victim said.

Diogenes Angeles was walking to a pharmacy near his home in Morrisania about noon when the young men marked him as an easy target.

“They see that I am kind of old and figured they can just come and rob me,” said the grandfather of six.

Eugene Sanchez, 19, Rakeem Johnson, 23, and Jason Lopez, 25, taunted and then attacked Angeles, police said.

That’s when Angeles, who studied karate when he was 14, tapped the fountain of youth and snapped a punch into one of the men - and a streak of fear into the hapless thieves.

“Once they saw I could defend myself, they ran away,” Angeles, a retired sign painter, said in Spanish. “I hope they learn from this and don’t attack other people.”

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A tipster tells Necole Bitchie that Mary J. Blige’s husband/manager he pulled a creep at a Las Vegas strip club recently. Call me old fashion but the Chikin Skrip is no place for a married man unless he is accompanied by his wife. Go on and shake your head in disapproval but this seems to be working fine for T-Pain and his old lady.

Here’s the dirt:

I would hate to be in Mary’s shoes right now but I have to tell someone what I witnesses yesterday. Yes, I am a female dancer at Sin City Cabaret in the Bronx. However, I am not the entertainer that he was with when he entered the club last night. Kendu was sitting in V.I.P and tossing a few dollars at a duo onstage performing a sensual lesbian act. He got so close to see what was happening onstage and that is when I spotted his face. He was wearing a plaid Kangol paper boy hat and a black cashmere sweater with jeans. At first I figured he was just there hanging out with some guys (Foxy Brown’s manager), but then I saw him cuddled up with a casually dressed stripper that works at the club. The were all coochie coo and layed out on the V.I.P. couch. My friend, who is saved, said that is why I do not date men that go to church faithfully. Necole if you would have seen the foul sh!t he was up to you would have been mad for Mary. I mad just thinking about it because I don’t want to hear another sad album full of crying and screaming of deceit. Lastly this is not the only saved husband that frequents the strip club….Salt ,from Sat-n-Pepa, other half has been rubbed down too. JUST AIN’T RIGHT!!!

Poor Willona! This is the second man to come in her life playing a role when all of the sudden the poo hits the fan. The first being that guy who Penny’s mama paid to pretend like he was in love with old ‘Lona and then he threw some random crack party so she would get in trouble with the law. Same shit, different toilet!

The rumors of a sex tape featuring Kelis originally sparked by Wendell Williams is pickingup more steam.

The man who allegedly filmed Kelis naked has confirmed that he previously slept with the singer. Rapper Infrared tells to Hip Hop Weekly that he enjoyed an “encounter” with Kelis but did not reveal any details about the alleged tape.

“I knew Kelis in the hip hop world, and from clubbin’, hanging out,” said Infrared. “I heard that [sex tape] rumor. I don’t know [if she was married’. She wasn’t wearing a wedding ring.”

It is rumored that he got at Nas, boasting into the camera, “Handle your muthafuckin’ business. I got your bitch here, she (sic) getting naked.”

Infared goes on to insist he has not been confronted by Nas over the allegations. Maybe Mr. Jones already knows that his wifey is an industry rip. Just as long as he knows.

Kilpatrick used the speech as a rallying cry of sorts, pledging to surmount the convictions and seemingly blaming the media and Gov. Jennifer Granholm for damaging his marriage and career. He ended with a pledge: “Ya’ll done set me up for a comeback.” [source via Stereohyphed]

MORE: Mayor Kilpatrick tries to lay a smooch on his wife with no success

I was still watching Nick Toons [on the sly but that's not the point] when this commercial for Esther Rolle’s psychic friends hot line dropped back in 1997. Damn damn damn! Florida Evans must’ve really needed this check to clear before she took the trip to the upper room. I blame Willona. What are some of tour favorite cheesy commercials from the past? Feel free to post the links in the comment section.

Lyfe [or Chester when he is filling out online applications at the department of labor] Jennings and his facial pubes were arrested in Smyrna, Georgia for allegedly firing a gun, taking cops on a chase in his Corvette, and refusing to take a DUI test.

Local officials tell TMZ that they were responding to a gunshots fired call when they spotted Jennings’ Vette hightailing it away from the scene. A chase ensued and Jennings eventually crashed. He was charged with felony weapon possession by a convicted felon. and he faces charges of attempting to elude, as well as discharging a firearm near a public highway and refusing to take the sobriety test.

Lyfe did a 10 year bid in prison from 1992 to 2002 after being convicted of arson. Bitch should have took a deep breath and thought before he let it go, but noooo . . .

Although I am a huge sports fan I generally don’t blog much about athletes but I couldn’t let this dumb momofuka slip away. You may recognize Kansas City Chiefs running back Larry Johnson from buddy Jay-Z’s “Roc Boys” video or perhaps as Tasia Mae’s love interest in the clip “When I See You.” He was also previously in a relationship with BET on-air personality Julissa that ended earlier this year when the couple called off their engagement.

Well, looks like her semi-annoying ass just dodge the hell out of a bullet:

A 24-year-old woman claims that Larry Johnson intentionally spit his drink in her face at a Kansas City nightclub earlier this month, according to a police report released Monday.

No charges had been filed or citations issued as of Monday, but Kansas City police said they were continuing to investigate the Oct. 14 incident at Club Blonde, 100 Ward Parkway.

The NFL also is conducting an investigation.

Johnson, who has been accused by a woman of criminal offenses four times since he joined the Chiefs five years ago, could eventually be suspended for violating the league’s personal-conduct policy. [source]

This is some real he man woman hater shit. For more dirt on Mr. Johnson [and I do mean dirt] register over at Baller Alert and do a search on ol’ boy.