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How Dreadful: GQ Article Paints Terrell Owens As Friendless And Nearly Broke

Posted by Fresh on January 20, 2012

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A new profile story for the February issue of GQ depicts Terrell Owens lonely, depressed and nearly broke. “I don’t have no friends,” the former NFL star tells the magazine. ”I don’t want no friends. That’s how I feel.”

Owens said his financial advisers lured him into risky investments such as an Alabama entertainment complex that cost him $2 million. He later learned the venture was illegal in the state and violated the NFL’s policy of prohibiting players from investing in gambling. The $80 million or so he had made in his career is almost gone.

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Lady Gaga: “Cancel That Bitch, I’ll Buy Another One!”

Posted by Fresh on November 13, 2011

On some Nino Brown shit.

A source tells Carlton Jordan that House Mother Monster served longtime choreographer / creator director Laurieann Gibson with walking papers last week, electing to give her position to Gibson’s former assistant. It was all good just a week ago.

gibson Lady Gaga: Cancel That Bitch, Ill Buy Another One! Lady Gaga has replaced her choreographer and host of BET’s Born To Dance, Laurieann Gibson. Sunday morning, Gaga announced on Twitter that she was working with a new choreographer, Richard Jackson, who was Gibson’s assistant. That’s some ‘All About Eve’ shit right there!

But Gibson isn’t taking this lying down – – she’s planning to sue!

According to an inside source, Laurieann, who attributes herself to being the architect of Lady Gaga’s image, was bitter that she lost control of her influence over the pop diva. Gaga began working with other choreographers and gave Gibson the bullshit title ‘Creative Director’ to keep her from being directly involved with her choreography. That was until a recent explosive argument between the two made Gaga fire her on the spot!

Insiders say Gaga grew tired of the ‘headache’ of Laurieann trying to be her own star – and feels that she was getting the big head – with two reality shows and all. Sounds like a clash of the divas!

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Steve Harvey’s Ex-Wife Says He Had Her Thrown In Jail Over Halloween Weekend

Posted by Fresh on November 3, 2011

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In a brand new interview Steve Harvey’s ex-wife Mary Harvey is accusing the “Family Feud” host of having her arrested and thrown in jail over the Halloween weekend.

And all of it just makes my head hurt.

It’s been a contentious battle between Mary and Steve Harvey, who have been battling over custody of their son, Wynton, who lives with Steve.

According to Mary, the two have been battling since 2005.

“Here is almost 2012, and this motherf**ker still won’t get off my ass,” she declared. “He should have squared all of this with me in 2005.

“He’s got a movie coming out, he’s got this talk show he’s trying to do, so he’s just trying to squash me,” Mary said.

Mary talked to Shanae Hall, revealing that she was on her way to the drugstore with Steve, one of her sons from her previous marriage, when four policemen approached her.

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Somebody Tossed A Plastic Bottle At Keri Hilson Seconds After Her Wig Was Almost Snatched

Posted by Fresh on October 31, 2011

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And the hits to the dome just keep on coming.

Seconds after Keri Hilson was ambushed on a Paris stage by an overzealous member of the Dirty Rice Army looking to earn their stripes an unidentified audience member hurled a plastic water bottle at the singer as she made her way off stage.

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Keri Hilson Needs To Beef Up Her Security Immediately

Posted by Fresh on October 28, 2011

I can’t say it enough. When God made Keri Hilson he built her Ford tough. Subjecting the singer to daily keystroke lashings on Twitter is one thing, charging full speed in order to yoke her up like unsuspecting cattle in the middle of a show is another — and that magical moment worthy of Walt Disney’s stamp of approval occurs around the 3:37 mark. I haven’t seen a scoop that intense since the “Freek’n You” video. 

And we all know that ain’t nobody but a Beyonce fan.

(Video via The House of Miss Jia)

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How Dreadful: Jim Jones Involved In “Botched Robbery” Attempt

Posted by Fresh on October 26, 2011

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Nothing comes between The Secret Squirrel Lady and the understated pleasure that smoking a Black N’ Mild on a crisp fall morning can only bring quite like putting her Jumo in harm’s way.

Word on the curb is that ‘Love and Hip Hop’ newcomer Yandy Smith may have allegedly orchestrated a bully beatdown on former client/show co-star Jim Jones on Monday night. It’s so cold in the Harlem streets, how the fuck do we supposed to keep the peace?

Via Necole Bitchie:

Yesterday, rumors hit the net claiming that Jim Jones was jumped in Harlem while leaving the studio. He allegedly got into a verbal argument with a man who is said to be the boyfriend of Jim’s ex-manager, Yandy Smith. After the verbal argument, the fight turned sinister as Jim was chased and then robbed by a group of men that are believed to have been with the man who is alleged to be Yandy’s boyfriend.

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TV Guide Doesn’t See It For Taraji P. Henson But Neither Does CBS Apparently

Posted by Fresh on September 21, 2011

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Taraji P. Henson doesn’t take being snubbed lightly. The Academy Award nominated actress was left stunned after discovering she had been axed from the upcoming cover TV Guide featuring the cast of the CBS series “Person of Interest.” Henson stars as Detective Carter alongside Michael Emerson, Jim Caviezel, and Kevin Chapman in the crime drama.

“WOW!!!! TV Guide is NOT including me on the cover with my cast members……..I am the female lead of a 3 member cast and I’m not included on the cover!!!!!! Do you see the shit I have to deal with in this business…..I cram to understand!!!!,” she writes on her Facebook profile.

It should also be noted that she hasn’t been included in any of the marketing campaigns created by CBS. In the trailer for “Person of Interest,” she’s shown only once — a single shot that doesn’t feature her speaking. Only in behind-the-scenes footage is her role given any real shine.

At the risk of sounding like a total dick I must say Taraji’s role on the show may not be as significant as she believes. It’s cold in these parking lots, girl. Better bundle up.

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News Break: Repo Man Shooting Leads to Police Chase

Posted by Fresh on September 19, 2011

Attention residents of Memphis: Going to war over your prized Chrysler 300 ain’t it. Not now, not never.

Women in M-Town keep an itchy trigger finger on deck when it comes to the repo man! Last month a 30-year-old woman fired a shot in the air and then fired directly as a man (but missed) attempted to take possession of her ride. On Thursday afternoon a repo man was shot, and the female suspect fled with police hot on her trail.

The shooting occurred on Navaho Avenue off Goodlett Street when 37-year old Marcus Evers was trying to take possession of a woman’s green Ford Expedition.

“I heard a gun shot and that’s when I ran and I come back out looking at the door, then I heard more gun shots, looked around again, saw truck coming off the wrecker and she zoomed away,” said Leadean Summers, who lives in the neighborhood.

The woman fled the scene in the vehicle, and police in pursuit tracked her car to the Whitehaven area using the vehicle’s GPS system.

The vehicle was recovered unoccupied, and the suspect was taken into custody later Thursday evening. Those inside the home where the green Expedition was found declined to comment.

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How Dreadful: Team Dirty Rice Comes For Vashtie

Posted by Fresh on June 1, 2011

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Offering a statement about anything related to Queen Honey Amber Waves of Creole with the least twinge of underlying cynicism on Twitter will result in your replies section filled with more aggravated j-setting queens than a Chicago welfare office. Many have tried, few have conquered. New York City “it” girl Vashtie Kola learned the hard way this evening when she sent out the following tweet to her 20,000 + followers:

“it’s so entertaining that broads are referring to themselves as “KING…” now. it’s cute…”

It didn’t matter that she had directed the video for Solange’s “T.O.N.Y.,” Team Dirty Rice snatched up their riot gear and proceeded to run through her replies like a freak posted up inside a room at the LaQuinta during All-Star Weekend. The natives are just as restless as they are ruthless!

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The C-List: 5 Things Lil’ Boosie Should Be Doing In Prison Instead of iPhone Stuntin’

Posted by Fresh on May 11, 2011

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Lil’ Boosie was always like, “What if the members of Another Bad Creation went back to being crack babies after ‘Iesha?’”

With that in mind it’s not surprising to find out that Boosie’s bad azz is trying to hide his from cellmates in a Louisiana state penitentiary. You would think that while battling federal charges of first degree murder and conspiracy to commit possession with the intent to distribute the blow, the pill, the yack, and the herb Boosie would have better things to do than show off the K-Mart jewelry collection his homeboy boosted.

Here’s some ideas on what Boosie can do besides plugging K-Mart’s clearance aisle:

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