Star Tracks: Ashford & Simpson

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Just when I had almost given up on Black Love [I am still recovering from the break-up of Fantasia and Young Dro] here comes Ashford & Simpson in all of their Luster’s Pink Oil Mosturizer grandeur! Glory be to God!

The longtime songwriting duo’s first ever CD / DVD set Ashford & Simpson: The Real Thing is in stores today and features “mesmerizing performances” of all of their classic records. Young Jeezy and Keyshia Cole, this can still be you if you are willing to work it out! Do it for Neffie, do it for love, do it for a check.

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YouTube Clip of the Day

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You can’t watch television for more than 15 minutes without catching a commercial for the film ‘Notorious’ [which hits theaters today]. I’m not sure if I am going to shell out my hard earned dollars to watch Derek Luke do his best Sean Combs jig but I could watch this all day.

Make It Last, Mr. and Mrs. Skeletor

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What better than a depressing flick to jump start the day.

Not too many people think that J. Lo’s marriage to Marc Anthony is going to stand the test of time but for some odd reason I am actually rooting for her.

More than anything she reminds me of the home economics teacher from my high school who would come back each school year with a new last name after marrying a different rich pepaw. On the first day of school negroids would look at their schedules happy as hell to be in the classroom of a new teacher only to find out its her punk ass.

But I digress. Make it last forever, kids:

It always looked like Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony made beautiful music together – well, OK, maybe not beautiful music.

Alright, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony made horrible music together. And some genuinely terrible films. But at least they looked happy, and that’s what’s important. Except that they’re probably not happy, since they’ve both been seen without their wedding rings lately, sparking rumours of an impending divorce.

Apparently it’s all because Jennifer Lopez thinks Marc Anthony is too controlling – plus Marc is furious about that time he got sucked halfway up J-Lo’s bumhole when she bent over and created a giant vacuum.

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Faces From The Milk Carton

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Anna Maria Horsford crashed the 23rd Annual American Cinematheque honoring Samuel L. Jackson on Monday wearing one of Busta’s old get-ups from the The Coming era.

I got a warm feeling when I saw this flick of the actress despite her looking like a Dollar Tree version of Oprah. I’m pulling for you, Anna!

Faces From The Milk Carton

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T. Error Mari invited Rap-Up TV into the dining facilities in the wig crypt for some holiday cooking action. That’s right, your girl took her severance check from Roc-A-Fella and went grocery shopping! Pick up the Winter 08/09 issue of Rap-Up magazine for the recipe.

Faces From The Milk Carton

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Like many former child actors Brandon Quintin Adams seemed to vanish into thin air once his cute factor ran out. Down but not out, he is now he is trying luck out as a rapper, performing under the name B. Lee.

Lord give both him and me strength to continue.

Faces From The Milk Carton

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The last time I peeped Lil’ Zane he was singing in the choir with Beyonce and Angie Stone in the oh so inspiring The Fighting Temptations. After watching one of his videos on demand Blu The Eighties Baby went on a scavenger hunt for more info on dude and came up with these zestalicious flicks.

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