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Faces From The Milk Carton

Posted by Fresh on April 27, 2009

A.C. Green A.C. Green

I hate to say it [not really] but A.C. Green was moreso known for not getting any groupie pussy than his skills on the court for most of his career. How dreadful! He carried his v-card up until the time he tied the knot with wife Veronique back in 2002. That’s right bitches, he managed to miss the 40 year old virgin joke by two years. Whoow, if that’s not reason to get some head every chance you get I don’t know what is.

SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.

If you thought getting it in on a regular basis was going to make his Norbit swaggy daggy disappear think again. It’s all good though, I still fucks with the boy. Not literally of course.

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Faces From The Milk Carton

Posted by Fresh on April 20, 2009

Cameo

This is how every Monday should be kicked off. Cameo looks exactly how I felt Saturday night. If anybody else attempted to wear the same get up they would be quickly escorted to an open casket but such is not the case for bruhman. Get you a piece, whore!

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Faces From The Milk Carton x Quick Quotes

Posted by Fresh on April 13, 2009

Case MJB K-Ci

I wish those red solo cups in Mary’s hand were actually an ice cold fawdie but that’s another post. Roll that beautiful bean footage!

“Me and Mary J. Blige did actually date. We lived together for awhile. A couple of people told me that Mary said I used to beat her up and another girl said it was K-Ci [of K-Ci & JoJo]. If anything, she was the one throwing s-t at me. I still got a scar”

- – Case keeps it candid about Beyonce, his break from the music biz, and shooting himself in the neck [BV Buzz]

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Quick Flicks: Mama Dirt Angel’s 50th & Fab B-Day Party

Posted by Fresh on April 12, 2009

Nancy Jones Nancy Jones Nancy Jones

The Secret Squirrel Lady [reference!] aka Nancy Jones celebrated her born day with a 50 and Fabulous bash at New York City’s Club Ultra. Her feet may look like tree roots but she is giving you whores fever in her tutu and old country time lingerie!  Please peep the sly side-eye in the last picture from her party guest! Bitch is just jealous she can’t work it out like Mama Dirt Angel!

I’m glad this wasn’t in Atlanta because you already know Frankie and her 27 piece quick weave would have been trying to steal Nan’s thunder!

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From The C+D Vault

Posted by Fresh on March 27, 2009

I’m dedicating today’s vault pick to each and every one of you out there in Crunkland. I know you have had a rough week with all the fuckery in pop culture going on but I just want to thank you for your support!

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From The C+D Vault

Posted by Fresh on March 12, 2009

Trick Daddy + The Kiddies

It was a hot and mugging day [just check out the beads of sweat on little Zyshawn's forehead] when Trick Daddy came to the hood to hand out school supplies.I’m not going to talk greasy [pun intended] about these little ones since I pretty much looked the same way yesterday after taking a nap with the AC off.

Its been well documented over the years that Trick cares for the kids but please allow the record to show that its not in the same manner that R. Kelly does. He wants to children to do better not slap them across the forehead with his penis. If you growed up [his words, not mine] the way he did you gotta understand Trick love the kids!

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Faces From The Milk Carton: Cousin Angie B!

Posted by Fresh on February 9, 2009

Michelle Williams + Cousin Angie B

I rock with Cousin Angie B! and her always  present red lipstick but I can’t help but notice that the long  hours she is pulling inside of the wig crypt are beginning to show like Tina’s gray roots.  The life and times of a wig carrier, damn shame. She’s been there to help Beyonce fill out  bank desposit slips and to hand Solange her glowsticks, now she is hanging out with Michelle at basketball games?

Luckily for her she will probably be recognized at Oprah Tyra’s Legend Ball for being an outstanding assistant. Whenever that happens.

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