My Meat, My Business: J. Cole Doesn’t Appreciate Questions About His Junk

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If Trey Songz and Common had a love child together that was later given up for adoption to be raised by Joe Budden that offspring would be J. Cole.

With his new album ‘Born Sinner’ dropping next Tuesday, the Roc Nation signed rapper is hot on the promo trail. His most memorable stop so far happened on Sunday while participating in an interview backstage at KMEL 106′s Summer Jam concert.

Things went all wrong when one of the gworls got ahead of herself and decided to see if the rapper was a big dick slanger, for lack of a more appropriate phrase for bible study. Totally missing the initial reference about his peen size, when asked flat out how big his “slong” was the waffle colored college boy left the interview faster then relevancy departed Brooke Valentine. Watch below!

J. Cole Visits 106 & Park

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Faces From The Milk Carton

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I hate to say it [not really] but A.C. Green was moreso known for not getting any groupie pussy than his skills on the court for most of his career. How dreadful! He carried his v-card up until the time he tied the knot with wife Veronique back in 2002. That’s right bitches, he managed to miss the 40 year old virgin joke by two years. Whoow, if that’s not reason to get some head every chance you get I don’t know what is.

SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.

If you thought getting it in on a regular basis was going to make his Norbit swaggy daggy disappear think again. It’s all good though, I still fucks with the boy. Not literally of course.

Faces From The Milk Carton

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This is how every Monday should be kicked off. Cameo looks exactly how I felt Saturday night. If anybody else attempted to wear the same get up they would be quickly escorted to an open casket but such is not the case for bruhman. Get you a piece, whore!

Faces From The Milk Carton x Quick Quotes

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I wish those red solo cups in Mary’s hand were actually an ice cold fawdie but that’s another post. Roll that beautiful bean footage!

“Me and Mary J. Blige did actually date. We lived together for awhile. A couple of people told me that Mary said I used to beat her up and another girl said it was K-Ci [of K-Ci & JoJo]. If anything, she was the one throwing s-t at me. I still got a scar”

- – Case keeps it candid about Beyonce, his break from the music biz, and shooting himself in the neck [BV Buzz]

Quick Flicks: Mama Dirt Angel’s 50th & Fab B-Day Party

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The Secret Squirrel Lady [reference!] aka Nancy Jones celebrated her born day with a 50 and Fabulous bash at New York City’s Club Ultra. Her feet may look like tree roots but she is giving you whores fever in her tutu and old country time lingerie!  Please peep the sly side-eye in the last picture from her party guest! Bitch is just jealous she can’t work it out like Mama Dirt Angel!

I’m glad this wasn’t in Atlanta because you already know Frankie and her 27 piece quick weave would have been trying to steal Nan’s thunder!

From The C+D Vault

I’m dedicating today’s vault pick to each and every one of you out there in Crunkland. I know you have had a rough week with all the fuckery in pop culture going on but I just want to thank you for your support!