News Break

If your neighbor has a stable of bad female stallions who are always willing and ready to twerk and $1 Jell-o shots you make yourself look like a real lame for knocking their hustle by running your cum catcher to the cops about their secret underworld of fuckery. Way to screw up a good thing, Jim.

mug shot News BreakA Gwinnett County woman has been charged after police said they broke up a party at her house and discovered teenagers drinking and a possible strip club in her basement.

The house is located on the 1400 block of Purcell Road in Lawrenceville. It’s in a quiet neighborhood, but it wasn’t on the night of July 18, according to next door neighbor Jim Ferguson.

“It was like being downtown. There were so many folks that when I came out here and I was telling them to get off my lawn, I was just one person among the chaos,” said Ferguson. Ferguson said they were all young people and they were all apparently attending some party next door to him.

Police said the party was at the home of Constance Trahan, 28, who was arrested. Officers said she was not only selling alcohol to minors, but she was running what appeared to be an underground strip club. “The officers that did respond did see what appeared to be some sort of gentleman’s club or strip club that was being conducted at the time,” said Cpl. David Schiralli with the Gwinnett County Police Department.

Channel 2 Action News reporter Manuel Bojorquez obtained a police report which showed one officer told police there were dancers. The officer also said he found a sign advertising “$1 Jello shots.” Bojorquez knocked on the door but no one answered. Someone called police after Channel 2 Action News crews showed up at the house, but they wouldn’t answer the door for the officer either.

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The Look of Love

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Many people were wondering last week when and if Frankie was going to introduce her 22 year old fiancee Mon to the world after getting his name tatted about that ass. The young lad accompanied his cougar to V-103’s Car & Bike Show over the weekend in the A. Do you approve?

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Friday Fuckery: News Break

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Normally when you fine felines of Crunkland send me to the wasteland that is MediaTakeOut I have to don a special bedazzled Hazmat of Dereon suit to shift through the bullshit but I put myself in harm’s way to bring you the following news break.

Oakland police authorities are investigating a fight between to roses that grew from the concrete inside of a hair salon. Melissa Seals waited about a month before going to the police and only after family members urged her to come forward after being kicked and beaten by a group of women in her salon.

The culprit behind all this fuckery? You guessed it, dick.

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I’m Just Saying . . .

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Who needs a purse when you have an imagination? Girl, you my source for inspiration. Thanks Ozonemag.com for sharing her light with the world! Don’t try this at home Aretha!

Foto Finish: T-Pain, His Big Ass Chain, and Taylor Swift

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T-Pain and southern fried starlett Taylor Swift are hooking up for the upcoming 2009 Country Music Awards. Let the coonery games begin. Until tomorrow . . .

Jackin’ For Blogs: Just A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood

Photographer extraordinaire and all around good dude Maurice Garland spent his past Saturday surrounded by plenty of random niggatry on the video set for “Trap Going Ham.” My time is precious and I strive hard to divide the pie but I would be willing to drop my entire hoe shit filled itinerary to be son’s intern!

For the full fuckery fest please visit his site. This post does not serve his tale justice. SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.

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The place is gated up now, but hell, it was gated up when people were living there. Barb wire and the whole nine. The only difference is that the gate is actually locked now. Anyways, they shot some pretty interesting scenes there to say the least.

When I meant interesting I actually meant when the random chick drove up to the scene asked what was going and rendered some of her services for the cause.

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The final scene was supposed to go down in front of the Auburn Food Mart. When we got there a certain gentleman imposed himself onto the scene. Saying “ya’ll need to put pimpin in this video.” When the cameras entertained his shit talking he immediately switched gears demanding money for his time. Of course no one payed attention. Feeling disrespected “pimpin” went digging in the trash can and found a florescent light blub and came back swinging it like he was a Darth Vader.

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Heavenly Gawds of Fuckery

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AND THE NOMINEES ARE

Please let the 2009 EBT Awards be chocked full of certified nigga shit. It’s become a tradition. Fuckery don’t fail me now!

I’m not trying to make a wish list but somebody, anybody, everybody giving the “We got a Black president, Oprah gave us free chicken last month, and I ain’t got to go to work on Monday. Ain’t God good?” proclamation before announcing the nominees to the Best Use of a Court Appointed Lawyer category would be like fire shut up in my bones.