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No Rest For The Fuckery

Rest In Peace Granny

My people, my people.

Your cousins have been snapping pictures of the dearly departed posted up in their final resting at funerals for as long as I can remember but this shit right here, no words. How can you get behind Granny and act like you are smiling for the picture man at First Friday?! Its sad enough she has gone on to that big trap house in the sky but this is just down right depressing.

Holla!

Frankie + Nem

Just over 1.9 million viewers tuned in to watch the season premiere and its second episode of Keyshia Cole: The Way It Is on Tuesday, making Frankie far more relevant D. Woods and Yung Joc. I hope she utizilies this show as a launching pad for her career. I would love to watch her break down pop culture on The Best Week Ever or host the 2009 BET Hip-Hop Awards [surely will do a better job than T-Pain].

The sky’s the limit for Frankie and her collection of shiny, snythetic wigs. Now Neffie and that dusty ponytail on the other hand . . .

One more additional flick of the queen under the hood.

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News Break

Believe it or not but there is someone who has been on vacation to the pokey more times than DMX and Bobby Brown combined.

Henry “James Brown” Earl, 58 of Lexington, KY has been arrested a record 1,000 times. Henry Earl marked his 1,000th arrest on the charge of alcohol intoxication on Tuesday, September 23, 2008.

A standing ovation is in order.

Police arrested Henry Earl for alcohol intoxication, a charge he’s faced hundreds of times before.

Earl is a pseudo-celebrity because of his extensive record. He’s been featured on late night talk shows and has several websites dedicated to tracking his arrest record.

Earl’s 1,000th arrest happened late Monday night on South Limestone. He’ll be in court Tuesday afternoon to answer to this latest charge.

If you’re wondering what 1,000 arrests equals, here’s a look at Henry Earl’s history.

In all, he’s spent 4,123 days in jail.

35 of his 1000 arrests have been this year alone, landing him behind bars 189 days in 2008.

On average, Earl is out of jail about two days before he lands back behind bars, although this time he was out for four days before his latest arrest. [source]

Quick Flicks: 2008 Hoodie Awards

Created by Steve Harvey, the Hoodie Awards is considered the award show for the people. The show honors local business establishments, religious and community leaders, churches and high schools for their contributions and excellence within various neighborhoods.

I guess I will give Mr. Hightower a gold star just as long as The Best Weed Man To Go To When You Are Short On Cash But Still Want A Chunky Sack is never presented with a $20 gift certificate from Church’s.

There are twelve categories: Best Church, Best Beauty Salon, Best Community Leader, Best Barbershop, Best High School Teacher, Best Fried Chicken Place, Best Soul Food Place, Best High School, Best Car Wash/Detail Shop, Best Bar-B-Que Place, Best Nail Salon, Best Church Choir.

Hit up the gallery for more flicks from the arrival area.

Respect The Queen

Khia’s expression in the above flick looks like she is asking “what part of the game is this?!” Well, allow me to share some insight on that. It’s the part before you lose.

It’s been too long since the last Thug Misses post but she’s back to doing what she does best - - using her MySpace blog to put those who steps on the Queen’s toes on blast. This time she has more than a few scathing words for popular ATL radio personalities Greg Streets and Frank Ski along with his morning crew.

I lost more than a few brain cells last night while watching the opening scene of Young Cesar on BET, so I didn’t bother reading that long ass paragraph but I did peep what she had to say about her fellow sisters in rhyme.

Why yall hoes cant keep the Queen’s name out yall mouf????? Yall want some of Thug Misses pussy????? It’s the best pussy you ever had….. For the record…. There will be no more diss records….. I tried to told yall what’s been going on out here…. But yall didn’t wanna believe the Queen….. I told yall these whores was FAKE as HELL and was fucking for checks and yall thought I was HATIN!! I guess now yall will believe me since Rick Ross is mad at Wacky Hoe and dissed her ass and told yall how he wrote all her shit and paid for all her lipo…. Yall starting to get it now!! Let’s not be DELAYED Nasti Muzik is a diss within itself!! I write HITS people…. Im sanging to you… Live Band and all….. I don’t recite other people’s shit!!!!

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Tired Black Man? This Movie Is For You!

Remember this future BET Blackbuster EBT Lackluster movie? BV’s It’s All Reel reports that Magnolia Pictures has decided to pick up the right to the film ‘Diary Of A Tired Black Man’ and will release the it in February 2009.

The film follows the love life of a successful man [Jimmy Jean-Louise - NBC's Heroes, Mo'Nique's Phat Girlz] as he attempts to navigate ’stereotypes, resentment and anger harbored by black women towards the men in their community.’

I guess.

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Greased Up + Ready For Action

Oh shit, is this from another Derek Blanks exclusive photo shoot?!

If you are ever in need of an afternoon pick me up visit You Know You Dead Azz Wrong! I can’t stop, won’t stop endorsing the site. We need more fuckery portals like it!

I jacked one of Durty Mo’s bust it at the seams babies for today’s say something nice challenge. You already know my stance about the women of Team Chunk feeling sexy and being confident but this shit overcooked my grits.

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

We are such a confident people! Cuzzo is killing the competition at the buffet table with his fresh 1994 “Baby” braids! All he needs now is a pair of ski goggles and a goose down jacket. Judging by the smile spread across his woman’s face [who  by the way looks like a chunkalicious Ashlee Simpson] she approves.

Be kind to your familia. Thanks Netta Boo!