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Quick Quotes: Misa Hylton Brim On Diddy’s Other Baby Mamas

Yeah, pretend like there is a picture to go along with this entry. I am posting on the run this afternoon, hoe shit missionary work is never accommodating. Speaking of which . . .

Sarah is really sweet but Sarah and Kim don’t get along. I get along with everyone. With both of them. Kim and I go back for years now. We were friends at one point. I was like “you wanted him, you got him now baby“. So she’s gotta go through all the bs I had to go through back in the day.

Sarah has been around as long as Kim, alot of people don’t know that. Puffy was cheating on me with both of them. This is over 15-16 years ago so we’ve all been around a long time. They are like my sister-wives. I try to keep everything good and we want Kim to accept Chance but she’s not ready yet . . . but I accepted Christian.

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It Ain’t Trickin’ If You Got It

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Nelly and the token Black chick from the Pussycat Dolls were spotted at West Hollywood hot spot Katsuya enjoying a “dinner meeting” earlier this week. Reportedly, after the “dinner meeting” they were seen partying together in a LA nightclub.

Where they do that at?

If you are meeting up for some sex, just say it. Who you know have a business meeting with the opposite sex and then go clubbing? Sounds like some hoe shit to me.

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Diddy Performs His Mating Ritual Dance In Central Park

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When a whore for propaganda spots an opportunity to be the center of attention they pounce on it. Diddy followed protocol by jumping on the stage and doing the Gator hitting a few sweet dance moves during Q-Tip’s set at Summer Stage in Central Park on Saturday afternoon before using the event as an impromptu listening session for his upcoming album.

Oh, and Cassie was there too.

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[Crowd Participation] Got Ignorance?

That’s My Juvie — Magnolia Shorty

Blame The IPS for this.

You ever feel like you are apart of the problem instead of the solution? I struggle with this every time I hit the club with mi amigos. We are all educated and successful women – -  all dancing to some of the most ignorant shit you will ever hear in life. I know, I know. I’m trying to get help for it now. Tyra Banks should dedicate a hour to this shit.

I roll my eyes and give critiques on what real hip-hop is all week long and then turn around and swag surf on Saturday night. And I know it ain’t right but I just can’t help it. When the DJ says “if you pussy clean let me hear you scream” I feel obligated to yell as loud as I can. What if someone is watching and I don’t say anything? It would be safe to assume I had sea bass in my panties, correct? While it is true that only God can judge me you know people always got something to say.

Here are a few of my favorite ignorant club songs. Be sure to put your headphones while you listen unless of course you want your co-workers to hear you jamming to the smooth wails of OJ Da Juice Man. What are some of your favorite guilty pleasure songs?

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From The C+D Vault

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These flicks of former American Idol winner Ruben Studdard frolicking around with a couple of santified, clean, Holy Ghost filled  women on a beach in Miami surfaced on the Internets in 2006. I’m willing to bet his ass left a dent in somebody’s mattress that night – - I can’t.  My soul still wonders how I got through.

Who’s That Peeping In My Window?

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I haven’t had my damn coffee yet so this type of blatant act of tang as thrown the kid for a loop. For some unknown reason Go-Go thought that it would be a good look to tell People magazine that he peeped his next door neighbor Young Jeezy walking around butt ass naked.

The So Sick singer admits he was shocked to discover that he lived next door to Jeezy after moving into an exclusive Atlanta, Georgia neighborhood.

But he was even more taken back when he found he could see directly into the rapper’s pad.

Ne-Yo says, Just chillin’ one day, I was like, ‘Is that… Jeezy?

“I hit him up: ‘Yo, you probably shouldn’t walk around naked – I can see you’.” [source]

I’ve got nothing.

Doing Something Strange For A Piece of Change

First Lady Diamond has been out making moolah for her car payment and rent by hosting parties and other top notch events [I cannot but I understand]. While at a night club in Baltimore a patron tossed a slim stack of five dollar bills at her while she recovered from twerking her poak chops on stage. LisaRaye was more than happy to collect the dollars at the end of her rain dance. Surprise, surprise.

Peep the comedic gold at the 01:21 mark as First Lady is tempted to back hand a chick reaching for her cash.

[Video via Necole Bitchie]

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