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Quick Quotes: Trina Braxton Explains Her “Oral Transaction”

Before tonight’s episode of BFV read sister Trina Braxton’s explanation for her reasons behind performing an oral “transaction” on a bandmate (and not her husband) versus working up a black sweat with him in the bedroom, as told to Sister 2 Sister:

trina braxton Quick Quotes: Trina Braxton Explains Her Oral TransactionAlthough she admitted on national TV that she engaged in an “oral transaction” with a man other than her husband, Trina Braxton asserts that she is not the slut that some have accused her of being.

“Some people call me a slut, which I’ve never been. I’m a lot of things, but a slut ain’t one of them,” Trina told S2S Publisher Jamie Foster Brown. “Other people have been very, very supportive.”

For fans of “Braxton Family Values,” it was already clear that Trina and her hubby, Gabriel Solis, were experiencing difficult times in their marriage. Season 1 revealed that Gabe had participated in more than one extramarital affair in the past.

However, Trina said she did not do what she did for revenge.

“It wasn’t about getting back. It was about my own self-esteem,” said Trina, who explained that she hadn’t been intimate with her husband in a while before engaging in sexual contact outside of her marriage.

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Will Smith And Duane Martin Vacation Together Without The Women Folk

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Will Smith and Duane Martin ditched their wives to play Cowboys and Aliens in the sand enjoy some all-inclusive heavy duty partying in Trinidad, according to Star magazine.

After hitting Drink!, where Will “wasn’t wearing his wedding ring,” an eyewitness tells Star, Will moved on to local hotspot 51 Degrees, where he and his male pals partied until roughly 4a.m. The next day, he enjoyed a private boat cruise with actor Duane Martin and dined with him at Chaud restaurant that night. Duane’s wife, Tisha Campbell-Martin, was also 4,000 miles away back in L.A.

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Now, About That Picture of Bow Wow’s Roasted Honey Nuts

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Whoever is trying to pass off a picture of a duo toned penis as belonging to Bow Wow should be condemned to eternal damnation. Not that I am a fan of Shad Moss or anything.

You ruined my day. Now you must pay. By the powers invested in me by the Georgia State Board of Creoles I sentence you to Doom!

I’m still not sure which made me more angry, the fact that my gun shot wound to the head was self inflicted (I knew what I was getting myself into when I clicked that link yet I still did it) or that I was expecting more meat to be presented on the platter.

Accompanying the self snapshot (boy, whoever you are, you so skilled) was a long seedy story about the writer’s sexual encounter with Omarion’s scalp greaser that made me so upset I thought it knocked my period on.

Just, no.

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Video: Usher Feat. Nicki Minaj – “Lil’ Freak”


Laughs all around. Nicki employs her faux London accent and leads a wayward hoe to her doom. Did y’all see Uncle CiCi? If Usher ever took her home, he would be in for a rude awakening. Her pipe game probably bigger than his.

Props to Yardie for the video!

Quick Quotes: Misa Hylton Brim On Diddy’s Other Baby Mamas

Yeah, pretend like there is a picture to go along with this entry. I am posting on the run this afternoon, hoe shit missionary work is never accommodating. Speaking of which . . .

Sarah is really sweet but Sarah and Kim don’t get along. I get along with everyone. With both of them. Kim and I go back for years now. We were friends at one point. I was like “you wanted him, you got him now baby“. So she’s gotta go through all the bs I had to go through back in the day.

Sarah has been around as long as Kim, alot of people don’t know that. Puffy was cheating on me with both of them. This is over 15-16 years ago so we’ve all been around a long time. They are like my sister-wives. I try to keep everything good and we want Kim to accept Chance but she’s not ready yet . . . but I accepted Christian.

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It Ain’t Trickin’ If You Got It

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Nelly and the token Black chick from the Pussycat Dolls were spotted at West Hollywood hot spot Katsuya enjoying a “dinner meeting” earlier this week. Reportedly, after the “dinner meeting” they were seen partying together in a LA nightclub.

Where they do that at?

If you are meeting up for some sex, just say it. Who you know have a business meeting with the opposite sex and then go clubbing? Sounds like some hoe shit to me.

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Diddy Performs His Mating Ritual Dance In Central Park

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When a whore for propaganda spots an opportunity to be the center of attention they pounce on it. Diddy followed protocol by jumping on the stage and doing the Gator hitting a few sweet dance moves during Q-Tip’s set at Summer Stage in Central Park on Saturday afternoon before using the event as an impromptu listening session for his upcoming album.

Oh, and Cassie was there too.

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[Crowd Participation] Got Ignorance?

That’s My Juvie — Magnolia Shorty

Blame The IPS for this.

You ever feel like you are apart of the problem instead of the solution? I struggle with this every time I hit the club with mi amigos. We are all educated and successful women – -  all dancing to some of the most ignorant shit you will ever hear in life. I know, I know. I’m trying to get help for it now. Tyra Banks should dedicate a hour to this shit.

I roll my eyes and give critiques on what real hip-hop is all week long and then turn around and swag surf on Saturday night. And I know it ain’t right but I just can’t help it. When the DJ says “if you pussy clean let me hear you scream” I feel obligated to yell as loud as I can. What if someone is watching and I don’t say anything? It would be safe to assume I had sea bass in my panties, correct? While it is true that only God can judge me you know people always got something to say.

Here are a few of my favorite ignorant club songs. Be sure to put your headphones while you listen unless of course you want your co-workers to hear you jamming to the smooth wails of OJ Da Juice Man. What are some of your favorite guilty pleasure songs?

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From The C+D Vault

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These flicks of former American Idol winner Ruben Studdard frolicking around with a couple of santified, clean, Holy Ghost filled  women on a beach in Miami surfaced on the Internets in 2006. I’m willing to bet his ass left a dent in somebody’s mattress that night – - I can’t.  My soul still wonders how I got through.

Who’s That Peeping In My Window?

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I haven’t had my damn coffee yet so this type of blatant act of tang as thrown the kid for a loop. For some unknown reason Go-Go thought that it would be a good look to tell People magazine that he peeped his next door neighbor Young Jeezy walking around butt ass naked.

The So Sick singer admits he was shocked to discover that he lived next door to Jeezy after moving into an exclusive Atlanta, Georgia neighborhood.

But he was even more taken back when he found he could see directly into the rapper’s pad.

Ne-Yo says, Just chillin’ one day, I was like, ‘Is that… Jeezy?

“I hit him up: ‘Yo, you probably shouldn’t walk around naked – I can see you’.” [source]

I’ve got nothing.

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