Foxy Brown’s welcome home parade looks like a _______.
[Flick snatched from Concrete Loop]
Rihanna’s Fans Are Dumb As Hell
Rihanna has banned all umbrellas from her concerts because she is afraid that her dumb ass fans are going to hurt each other with them when she performs, you guessed it, “Umbrella.”
*window licker blinks*
Andy McDonald, a security guard at the Aberdeen Exhibition Centre, where Rihanna performed on Monday Feb. 3, said: “We were taking precautions over a potential accident. We were told Rihanna’s song features dancing with umbrellas on stage. We didn’t want the crowd following her actions and someone getting their eye poked out.”
The decision follows reports of several injuries caused by umbrella-related incidents during Rihanna’s recent European dates.
One fan due to attend one of the singer’s upcoming shows said: “I was really looking forward to whipping out my umbrella during the song. I have been practicing the routine for weeks but it has all been for nothing.” [Spoken like a true stan.- - Fresh]
You know Fonzworth Bentley is sitting around real salty on some Little Richard type shit, talking about “I’m the originator! The innovator! I molded it and controlled it, until the white man stole it!” But for this fan fuckery I have absolutely no words.
[Story via A Hot Mess]
YouTube Clip of the Day
YouTube Clip of the Day
Now this is random. Cognac Jack’s alleged former love recently spoke out about their relationship, claiming that Remy Ma used to “eat the box.” Sounds delicious. I just would like to know where they found Felicia ‘Snoop’ Pearson’s stunt double at.
‘Cause Receiving A Moon Man Is The Pinnacle of An Artist’s Career
‘Cause Receiving A Moon Man Is The Pinnacle of An Artist’s Career
Kanye needs to change his pantyliner. The rapper/producer threw a temper tantrum Sunday night in front of media and crew backstage as the MTV show was ending. While waiting for an elevator in a crowded hallway, West began yelling about losing all five categories for which he was nominated.
“That’s two years in a row, man … give a black man a chance,” West said, stomping around his entourage and directing his comments at a reporter. “I’m trying hard man, I have the … number one record, man.”
West said he never will return to MTV.
Somebody Give Boom Kat Some Attention Please
Somebody Give Boom Kat Some Attention Please
Laurie Ann Gibson thought it was necessary to create a video explaining her side of the “notorious episode” between her and Diddy which aired on Making the Band 4 this season. In the clip she thanks her fans for their continued support and blames the blow out on bad creative editing.
This all happened months ago so why she is sitting in the park acting as if she just had a prayer breakthrough is beyond me. By the time she fully gets over this Diddy will already have had four more kids with Kim Porter. NEXT!
[Thanks Alicia J]
You Sent It!: Jesus Be A Boxing Ring
You Sent It!: Jesus Be A Boxing Ring
Fresh, have you seen this one yet? LAWD HAFF MERCY! And folks wonder why I stay my azz at BEDSIDE BAPTIST…this type of mess is liable to jeopardize my seat next to King Jesus…– Corey
I’m A Flirt
I’m A Flirt
My apologizes for the back to back R.Kelly references. Now on with it:
A married man is suing 1-800-Flowers for $1 million for revealing that he was cheating on his wife.
Leroy Greer said in a lawsuit filed this week in a federal court in Texas that he bought flowers for his girlfriend through 1-800-Flowers. He asked to keep his purchase private.
Greer said he was referred to the company’s privacy policy, which states that customers can ask 1-800-Flowers not to share personal information with “third parties.”
But, the lawsuit says, 1-800-Flowers sent a thank-you note to his house and his wife saw it. When she called the company, 1-800-Flowers faxed her a copy of the receipt from Greer’s secret purchase.
The receipt revealed that Greer had sent another woman a dozen long-stemmed red roses, along with a note that read, “Just wanted to say that I love you and you mean the world to me!” according to court documents.
The couple was already going through what Greer’s attorney described as an amicable divorce. After learning of the affair, Greer’s wife asked for a $300,000 divorce settlement in addition to child support, said Kennitra Foote, Greer’s attorney.
“That thank-you note is going to cost him money,” Foote said.
Greer is asking for $1 million for breach of contract and deceptive trade practices. (source)