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He’s Just Not That Into You

Posted by Fresh on August 18, 2008

Not so breaking news: Sean has Cassie dickmotized. Page Six Six Six recently spotted Ms. Ventura walking around town looking like the new Kim Porter.

He’s publicly announced that his on-and-off flame is not the only woman in his life, but she’s not moving on. Our spies saw a sullen Cassie “looking smokin’ hot,” at the Empire Hotel the other night.

But it wasn’t enough to catch the eye of Diddy, who has emphatically shot down rumors that they’re exclusively dating. “Diddy spent the entire time with his entourage while she was being walked around by one of his assistants,” said our source. “She never smiled, and she kept looking over at him.” A rep for Cassie had no comment.

She will be working the night shift at the toothpick crypt with the rest of the girls from Dream in no time.

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I Don’t Fight, I Don’t Argue . . .

Posted by Fresh on August 14, 2008

I just hit that bitch with a bottle! “Attitude ’cause I’m wavy and you walking around nappy.” This is why we can’t advance as a people.

But I digress.

28-year-old Ryan Domenico was charged with substantial battery after he hit a man over the head with a drinking glass after he made negative comments about Tupac. And you cyber hip-hop stans thought you were really doing something by staying camped out overnight in the comment section.

According to police reports, a 24-year-old Wauwatosa man was sitting at the bar with his girlfriend when a song by Pac began to play on the jukebox. The man made a disapproving comment about the artist, causing Domenico to walk up to him and ask him what he had said.

The Wauwatosa man repeated the comment and Domenico allegedly responded by picking up a glass from the bar and smashing it on the other man’s head.

Afeni should be proud! Tupac’s “it’s fun to do hood rat stuff” legacy lives on.

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You Sent It: High Gas Prices + Ingenuity = ?????

Posted by Fresh on August 8, 2008

The price of gas per gallon is $3.66 in my neck of the woods, so thank Young Jeezus I haven’t had to resort doing anything like this. I know desperate times call for desperate measures but damn. Thanks Erin!

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Fill In The Blank

Posted by Fresh on April 18, 2008

Foxy + Her Mom

Foxy Brown’s welcome home parade looks like a _______.

[Flick snatched from Concrete Loop]

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Rihanna’s Fans Are Dumb As Hell

Posted by Fresh on March 5, 2008

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Rihanna has banned all umbrellas from her concerts because she is afraid that her dumb ass fans are going to hurt each other with them when she performs, you guessed it, “Umbrella.”

*window licker blinks*

Andy McDonald, a security guard at the Aberdeen Exhibition Centre, where Rihanna performed on Monday Feb. 3, said: “We were taking precautions over a potential accident. We were told Rihanna’s song features dancing with umbrellas on stage. We didn’t want the crowd following her actions and someone getting their eye poked out.”

The decision follows reports of several injuries caused by umbrella-related incidents during Rihanna’s recent European dates.

One fan due to attend one of the singer’s upcoming shows said: “I was really looking forward to whipping out my umbrella during the song. I have been practicing the routine for weeks but it has all been for nothing.” [Spoken like a true stan.- - Fresh]

You know Fonzworth Bentley is sitting around real salty on some Little Richard type shit, talking about “I’m the originator! The innovator! I molded it and controlled it, until the white man stole it!” But for this fan fuckery I have absolutely no words.

[Story via A Hot Mess]

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YouTube Clip of the Day

Posted by Fresh on December 17, 2007

YouTube Clip of the Day

Now this is random. Cognac Jack’s alleged former love recently spoke out about their relationship, claiming that Remy Ma used to “eat the box.” Sounds delicious. I just would like to know where they found Felicia ‘Snoop’ Pearson’s stunt double at.

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‘Cause Receiving A Moon Man Is The Pinnacle of An Artist’s Career

Posted by Fresh on September 10, 2007

‘Cause Receiving A Moon Man Is The Pinnacle of An Artist’s Career

Kanye needs to change his pantyliner. The rapper/producer threw a temper tantrum Sunday night in front of media and crew backstage as the MTV show was ending. While waiting for an elevator in a crowded hallway, West began yelling about losing all five categories for which he was nominated.

“That’s two years in a row, man … give a black man a chance,” West said, stomping around his entourage and directing his comments at a reporter. “I’m trying hard man, I have the … number one record, man.”

West said he never will return to MTV.

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Somebody Give Boom Kat Some Attention Please

Posted by Fresh on August 24, 2007

Somebody Give Boom Kat Some Attention Please

Laurie Ann Gibson thought it was necessary to create a video explaining her side of the “notorious episode” between her and Diddy which aired on Making the Band 4 this season. In the clip she thanks her fans for their continued support and blames the blow out on bad creative editing.

This all happened months ago so why she is sitting in the park acting as if she just had a prayer breakthrough is beyond me. By the time she fully gets over this Diddy will already have had four more kids with Kim Porter. NEXT!

[Thanks Alicia J]

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