Quick Quotes: Lil’ Mama Apologizes

mama Quick Quotes: Lil Mama Apologizes

Lil’ Mama has released a statement to MTV apologizing for her overzealous moment, saying that her emotions were “running high.” If publicity is what she wanted, publicity is what she got.  Too bad its the whore for propaganda kind, though. She should stick to showing up in public looking like a surprised emu instead.

“I did not mean any disrespect towards Jay-Z or Alicia Keys,” the statement reads. “I admire them and look up to them as role models. ‘Empire State of Mind’ had my emotions running high. In that moment I came up onstage to celebrate my two icons singing about NY.”

Quick Flicks: Teyana Taylor Around Fashion Week

teyana1 Quick Flicks: Teyana Taylor Around Fashion Week

Pound Puppy sniffed out the opportunity to have her picture taken by someone other than one of her Milkbone watchers and made her move down to Bryant Park quicker than you can ask “when is the album dropping again?” That top lip is looking peach fuzz free, girl!

teyana Quick Flicks: Teyana Taylor Around Fashion Week

Lil’ Kim Serves The Kids During Pride Week

Pride Week, from my understanding, is quite a glorious occasion for the kids who want to let their yaki and their strap on dicks hang low in the gold-paved streets of Atlanta.

Lil’ Kim performed for the Gods on Saturday night at lezbun lounge GA Freight Depot [what an interesting name] as well as the zestlemen club Traxx. Our friend in the head Kodak Boi was on deck and was kind enough to send in flicks of Kimberly doing hoe shit on stage while performing. There’s nothing like watching a female rapper past her prime still attempt to sell ass.  Former First Lady Diamond would be proud.

Tweets Is Watching: Lauren London Is Celebrating Her Placenta, Thank You

lauren london Tweets Is Watching: Lauren London Is Celebrating Her Placenta, Thank You

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Quick Flicks: Mya Out & About In West Hollywood

mya1 Quick Flicks: Mya Out & About In West Hollywood

After being given her little paycheck on Dancing With the Stars, Mya has decided to use her money in the most financially wise way possible for a D-Lister: A night of fame whoring in West Hollywood. Being “protected” by her gang of weirdos, Mya played coy and made sure everyone saw her in her blue luminous dress. I bet she wishes it was 1998 again. JUST TRAGIC.

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Mya, Macy, and Michael Join DWTS Line-Up

mya macy 2 Mya, Macy, and Michael Join DWTS Line Up

And the march to relevancy lives on. Today, the newest “stars” to join ABC’s Dancing With the Stars has been announced. They are:

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Back & Fourth: And You Are?

3d2 Back & Fourth: And You Are?

[L-R] Meme Lacour, Sweetie Sherrie, Pamela Hester and Bonnie Butts

To waste our comedic brilliance on a couple of known unknowns or not. Decisions, decisions. This is the best we could do when it came to throwing shade at the guests who attended The 3D Celebrity Summer Pool Party this past weekend. Fuck effort game proper.

Justin: No one knows who these people are. Not even Google. Hell at least when I type in my name in Google my Twitter and Facebook page come up.

Fresh: DEAD! I think that’s our back and fourth right there.