When it came to an inflated sense of self and wonky eyes Flavor of Love 1 contestant Hottie ‘Shittar’ Taylor was hands down the best to ever do it. From disrespecting the creole dynasty by telling the rest of the girls after Flav’s heart that they were all jealous of her because she looks like Beyonce to cooking a whole chicken in the microwave Hottie made for entertaining negro television. So what is she up to now?

Hell if I know the details but she did make an appearance at The Black Hollywood Experience: Our History, Our Future event presented by SAG National Ethnic Employment Opportunities Committee on Wednesday.

Neither Rome or that hideous lace front she is wearing were constructed in a day, but this is a slight improvement from her previous red carpet disasters. Are those Sasha Fierce gloves, though?

If a man opts to dress like an aggressive bottom exchanging oral copulation for Swisher Sweets cigarillos and club entrance during pride week that is totally his say so just as long as he is aware of the ramifications for his actions — me hurling shade towards his head being one. Anything to show off that Canal St. Louis Vuitton belt I guess.

Fresh: What flying monkey came along and lifted the house off this bitch?

Justin: What the fuck is that? She looks like she stars in Jim Henson muppet porn. And why is her hairline screaming like that at her eyebrows?

Fresh: No seriously, when did leaving the house looking like a Crank Yankers puppet become socially acceptable? So many questions, comments, and concerns. So little time to address them all.

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Although I’m sure many were disappointed when they discovered that Pride Week isn’t until June, well celebrated muppets from all over Jim Henson’s Workshop (Waka! Waka! Waka!) all lined up for a hot plate of food and fuckery at BET’s Annual Florida Fish Fry over the weekend.

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MORE SPRING BLING 2010

The unemployment office in Hollywood was a ghost town on Wednesday (April 7) as Dollar Menunaires from surrounding areas prepped all day long for Faith Evan’s live show later in the evening. The light at the end of the tunnel? Michel’le didn’t have to wait for a computer station to become free that day.

Never mind the boo boo. War wounds from battling irrelevancy are rather common.

At approximately 9:08 PM EST my weary soul went home to be with Trap Jesus after coming across pictures of Chico DeBarge giving his all for rent money at a Miami nightclub. You laugh but one of your older cousins spent many nights humping their body pillow in the heat of the night while looking up at his Word Up! poster pinned strategically on their bedroom ceiling. If it wasn’t you of course.

Like many I couldn’t restain myself from watching the red carpet train wreck between VH1 former reality contestants Poprah and Danger when I saw it posted yesterday on several of my favorite gossip sites. Don’t judge me.

The Lane Bryant answer to Omarosa reached out to my good friend Michael Arceneaux to give her take of the events that went down the night of her Haiti benefit event.

“They trying to make it like Poprah is just a bully against this little crazy girl who just needs some help,” said Poprah who reached out to me to offer her side of the story on the alleged “beef” between her and fellow VH1 reality star, Danger.

As reported yesterday, Danger arrived at a benefit event for Haiti at the Laugh Factory Poprah hosted and caused a scene with eccentric antics that’s since become her trademark.

Poprah says before the show even got started she found Danger sitting on stage talking with the audience.

She says she initially played along but noticed Danger didn’t want to exit the stage. For those that wondered why she didn’t call security, Poprah pointed out: “No one ever came because they thought it was an act, like a routine that we made it but I don’t know this b*tch and I never met her a day in my life.”

Once Danger finally did leave and take her seat she allegedly started to pour water on the audience from above and heckled the comedians on stage. Poprah claims she also had an attitude the moment she arrived…uninvited.

Many across the blogosphere (self-included) think Danger’s personality can be described with the words almonds, cashews, and peanuts.

According to Poprah, though, she may have more sense than she lets on.

Poprah says the girl who cried wolf and gay rumors showed up with her camera crew and asked, “Where are all of the celebrities and when are they coming?”

And as we saw from the video footage after a while things obviously got heated between the two. But, Poprah claims that building animosity was exactly what Danger was looking for.

Poprah says she tried to interview her in an effort to expose her as someone simply looking for attention. Poprah explained: “Before she came on the carpet she said to me, ‘Poprah you need to just chill out because this will be a good beef, we can make money off of this.’”

Poprah added that she wanted people to see she wasn’t a part of Danger’s act and that her antics might have been part of an act.

On whether or not she thinks Danger is as crazy as she lets on, Poprah quipped: “I think she does have a couple of screws loose, but the other side of it is she’s running around trying go into legitimate situations and create problems because Ray J ain’t giving her own show and she’s trying to keep her 15 minutes of fame popping.” [continue reading]

LisaRaye has been keeping  her name semi-relevant in industry circles through her friendship with Lil’ Kim and most recently a rumored romantic relationship with Rev. Al Sharpton. How dreadful.

Her efforts must be working since Rolling Out Magazine spoke with the former first lady of Turks and Caicos about her plans to return to the Hollywood workforce in the aftermath of her very public divorce and a range of other topics, including the Thug Misses herself.

Her decision to avoid discussions of light-skinned vs. dark-skinned
“I don’t get into issues of light-skinned/dark-skinned, because to me all black is beautiful. We are the only race that comes in multiple colors, and I love it. So what we need to do as a race, as women and as sisters is come together. I bleed just like you do.”

Her thoughts on the disparaging remarks made by rapper Khia

“Khia? Khia Who? And what do I care about any of that? If I wasn’t hot enough to still have people talking about me, they wouldn’t be saying anything. So I must be relevant to them and to her. “

Her belief that her public divorce can eventually help others

“I think the only way you can encourage people is through your experiences, your pains and your joys. That’s what I am working to do with my situation.”

Lil’ Mama has released a statement to MTV apologizing for her overzealous moment, saying that her emotions were “running high.” If publicity is what she wanted, publicity is what she got.  Too bad its the whore for propaganda kind, though. She should stick to showing up in public looking like a surprised emu instead.

“I did not mean any disrespect towards Jay-Z or Alicia Keys,” the statement reads. “I admire them and look up to them as role models. ‘Empire State of Mind’ had my emotions running high. In that moment I came up onstage to celebrate my two icons singing about NY.”

Pound Puppy sniffed out the opportunity to have her picture taken by someone other than one of her Milkbone watchers and made her move down to Bryant Park quicker than you can ask “when is the album dropping again?” That top lip is looking peach fuzz free, girl!