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Is Relevancy That Hard To Come By? Apparently So.

Like many I couldn’t restain myself from watching the red carpet train wreck between VH1 former reality contestants Poprah and Danger when I saw it posted yesterday on several of my favorite gossip sites. Don’t judge me.

The Lane Bryant answer to Omarosa reached out to my good friend Michael Arceneaux to give her take of the events that went down the night of her Haiti benefit event.

“They trying to make it like Poprah is just a bully against this little crazy girl who just needs some help,” said Poprah who reached out to me to offer her side of the story on the alleged “beef” between her and fellow VH1 reality star, Danger.

As reported yesterday, Danger arrived at a benefit event for Haiti at the Laugh Factory Poprah hosted and caused a scene with eccentric antics that’s since become her trademark.

Poprah says before the show even got started she found Danger sitting on stage talking with the audience.

She says she initially played along but noticed Danger didn’t want to exit the stage. For those that wondered why she didn’t call security, Poprah pointed out: “No one ever came because they thought it was an act, like a routine that we made it but I don’t know this b*tch and I never met her a day in my life.”

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Cover To Cover: LisaRaye For Rolling Out Magazine

laraye6 Cover To Cover: LisaRaye For Rolling Out Magazine

LisaRaye has been keeping  her name semi-relevant in industry circles through her friendship with Lil’ Kim and most recently a rumored romantic relationship with Rev. Al Sharpton. How dreadful.

Her efforts must be working since Rolling Out Magazine spoke with the former first lady of Turks and Caicos about her plans to return to the Hollywood workforce in the aftermath of her very public divorce and a range of other topics, including the Thug Misses herself.

Her decision to avoid discussions of light-skinned vs. dark-skinned
“I don’t get into issues of light-skinned/dark-skinned, because to me all black is beautiful. We are the only race that comes in multiple colors, and I love it. So what we need to do as a race, as women and as sisters is come together. I bleed just like you do.”

Her thoughts on the disparaging remarks made by rapper Khia

“Khia? Khia Who? And what do I care about any of that? If I wasn’t hot enough to still have people talking about me, they wouldn’t be saying anything. So I must be relevant to them and to her. “

Her belief that her public divorce can eventually help others

“I think the only way you can encourage people is through your experiences, your pains and your joys. That’s what I am working to do with my situation.”

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Quick Quotes: Lil’ Mama Apologizes

mama Quick Quotes: Lil Mama Apologizes

Lil’ Mama has released a statement to MTV apologizing for her overzealous moment, saying that her emotions were “running high.” If publicity is what she wanted, publicity is what she got.  Too bad its the whore for propaganda kind, though. She should stick to showing up in public looking like a surprised emu instead.

“I did not mean any disrespect towards Jay-Z or Alicia Keys,” the statement reads. “I admire them and look up to them as role models. ‘Empire State of Mind’ had my emotions running high. In that moment I came up onstage to celebrate my two icons singing about NY.”

Quick Flicks: Teyana Taylor Around Fashion Week

teyana1 Quick Flicks: Teyana Taylor Around Fashion Week

Pound Puppy sniffed out the opportunity to have her picture taken by someone other than one of her Milkbone watchers and made her move down to Bryant Park quicker than you can ask “when is the album dropping again?” That top lip is looking peach fuzz free, girl!

Teyana chillin'

Lil’ Kim Serves The Kids During Pride Week

Pride Week, from my understanding, is quite a glorious occasion for the kids who want to let their yaki and their strap on dicks hang low in the gold-paved streets of Atlanta.

Lil’ Kim performed for the Gods on Saturday night at lezbun lounge GA Freight Depot [what an interesting name] as well as the zestlemen club Traxx. Our friend in the head Kodak Boi was on deck and was kind enough to send in flicks of Kimberly doing hoe shit on stage while performing. There’s nothing like watching a female rapper past her prime still attempt to sell ass.  Former First Lady Diamond would be proud.

Tweets Is Watching: Lauren London Is Celebrating Her Placenta, Thank You

lauren london Tweets Is Watching: Lauren London Is Celebrating Her Placenta, Thank You

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Quick Flicks: Mya Out & About In West Hollywood

mya1 Quick Flicks: Mya Out & About In West Hollywood

After being given her little paycheck on Dancing With the Stars, Mya has decided to use her money in the most financially wise way possible for a D-Lister: A night of fame whoring in West Hollywood. Being “protected” by her gang of weirdos, Mya played coy and made sure everyone saw her in her blue luminous dress. I bet she wishes it was 1998 again. JUST TRAGIC.

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