Sybil was one of the most fascinating people I was introduced to in 2008 so I had to bring her back one last time before the year was out. Unlike your favorite rapper’s favorite rapper she actually manages to avoid arrest and an ass whooping while cursing out 5-0. Let’s get ready to have a MASS-A-CUH!
Your Daily Tang Multivitamin
Remember children, an injustice anywhere is an injustice everywhere. Don’t discriminate against the kids! Oh, and don’t forget to tip your waitress when dining out.
News Break
A Tri-State woman is in critical condition Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.
Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest.
Carolyn Havens, 42, is being treated at Miami Valley Hospital in Dayton. [source]
This is isn’t the first time there’s been trouble for the Havens. Court documents showed Timothy served 60 days in jail for assaulting his wife and was ordered to go to anger management classes.
His arrest Tuesday for the weekend shooting was for violating a civil protection order that Carolyn had taken out against him earlier this year.
Bond was set at $75,000 after prosecutors asked for a high bond, “due to alleged prohibited contact between the parties (and) the suspicious nature of the circumstances surrounding (her injury).”
You Sent It!: Please Explain
Crunkster Giovanna submitted this piece of hot action in for an explanation but I haven’t been able to provide with much of one yet. Can I get a little assistance here?
K-Ci Would Never Do This
A tipster tells Necole Bitchie that Mary J. Blige’s husband/manager he pulled a creep at a Las Vegas strip club recently. Call me old fashion but the Chikin Skrip is no place for a married man unless he is accompanied by his wife. Go on and shake your head in disapproval but this seems to be working fine for T-Pain and his old lady.
Here’s the dirt:
I would hate to be in Mary’s shoes right now but I have to tell someone what I witnesses yesterday. Yes, I am a female dancer at Sin City Cabaret in the Bronx. However, I am not the entertainer that he was with when he entered the club last night. Kendu was sitting in V.I.P and tossing a few dollars at a duo onstage performing a sensual lesbian act. He got so close to see what was happening onstage and that is when I spotted his face. He was wearing a plaid Kangol paper boy hat and a black cashmere sweater with jeans. At first I figured he was just there hanging out with some guys (Foxy Brown’s manager), but then I saw him cuddled up with a casually dressed stripper that works at the club. The were all coochie coo and layed out on the V.I.P. couch. My friend, who is saved, said that is why I do not date men that go to church faithfully. Necole if you would have seen the foul sh!t he was up to you would have been mad for Mary. I mad just thinking about it because I don’t want to hear another sad album full of crying and screaming of deceit. Lastly this is not the only saved husband that frequents the strip club….Salt ,from Sat-n-Pepa, other half has been rubbed down too. JUST AIN’T RIGHT!!!
Poor Willona! This is the second man to come in her life playing a role when all of the sudden the poo hits the fan. The first being that guy who Penny’s mama paid to pretend like he was in love with old ‘Lona and then he threw some random crack party so she would get in trouble with the law. Same shit, different toilet!
The “Yeah Momofukas I Did It . . . And?” Side-Eye
Crunkster Birah submitted this gully and guilty side-eye of this micro pyromaniac. You know she did that shit! This is why we still need prayer in school.
News Break
A Bradenton woman has been arrested on a battery charge after authorities say she poured scalding hot water on her husband’s groin while he slept.
Manatee County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrested Maverna Theresa Turay, 52, at 1:37 a.m. today on a charge of aggravated battery with great bodily harm.
Click here to find out more!Authorities say while her husband slept, Turay boiled a pot of water and threw the water on his groin, causing second degree burns. The husband ran out of the house screaming, while another relative called 911, the sheriff’s report said.
The husband was flown to a burn unit at Tampa General Hospital. Turay did not give a reason for pouring the water on her husband, but said she had been drinking beer, the sheriff’s report said. She was being held at the Manatee County jail on $7,500 bond. [source]