“Star had my damn back. She is a friend, a confidante and the bitch is smart. I never realized it was a problem until I looked up on day and realized I hadn’t spoken to her in so long that I was like, ‘Damn, where is she?’ Then I started hearing about the little shit that Vivica was saying–that I f*cked it up for all of us–I guess black women, or whatever–and I am thinking, why wouldn’t she say these things to me? I said, ‘Well, tell her to use her own influence to get what the f*ck she wants to get!” Never did I think that anything that I was going through would affect you and your career so much. Sorry.” *Kanye shrug* I have reached out to both of them and asked what happened and what is their definition of a friendship. Where are they? I know a New York Daily News article came out saying that my new reality show was about revenge and airing out our dirty laundry, but I’m too grown for all of that. I would never tell any of my friends’ business, even if we aren’t friends anymore. There is no interest for me in that.”

Star can’t be that smart if she doesn’t realize that her wig is about to take its own life by jumping off her head. And then there’s Al Reynold.

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First Lady Diamond had plenty to say about recent pictures of former friend Aunt Viv canoodling with her new boy toy ATL club promoter Slimm [double m's, please] during her chit chat with Sandra Rose:

Here’s my thing, you would never catch me like that. You know what I mean? Because that ain’t my style. I mean, like the pictures that they did of Vivica kissing and hugging on that boy. You would never catch me doing that.”

Not missing a beat, Aunt Viv’s publicist shot back with the following statement:

I apologize for having to waste your time by responding to LisaRaye’s comments. However, LisaRaye is the last thing on Vivica’s mind, with all of the catastrophic events going on today in Haiti who has time to be simple. This just goes to show you that an idle mind is an unproductive mind. Please make sure you donate to the victims of Haiti.

While she is sketchy about details, LisaRaye says she was stabbed in the back by both Aunt Viv and Star Jones. Al Reynold’s ex-pussy wiper allegedly gave counseling to disgraced Turks & Caicos Premier Michael Misick, even recommending her personal damage control publicist to aid him during his messy split from the actress last year.

A 44-year-old woman was booked with second-degree battery after allegedly pouring a pot of boiling grits onto her sleeping boyfriend.

St. Charles Parish sheriff’s deputies said Carolyn Brown caused second-degree burns on the man’s face and arms.

The man told deputies that he came home from work on Nov. 7, got into an argument with Brown, told her that he was breaking up with her, then went to bed.

The Times-Picayune reported Brown was arrested Wednesday and booked into the Nelson Coleman Correctional Facility.

It wasn’t immediately clear if Brown has an attorney.

And you thought Tiger was having the BEST WEEK EVER! [ /sarcasm]

Taking cues from Elin Woods, the ex of a soon-be-remarried groom decided to go down to the church with her aunt and handle her business. Nothing short of hilarious, the video chronicles when hoe shit will not be tolerated.

Eddie Murphy, if you don’t stop stepping out with that white woman, Johnny will come for you.

As you already know the Real Housewives of Atlanta will show up to the opening of an envelope containing paternity test results so I am not going to address what’s going on in the above picture.

My favorite housewife from ATL [right behind Dwight, of course] NeNe was throwing all types of shade during her interview on The Wendy Williams Show this morning! The wonderful people at Wendyista were kind enough ro highlight the goodies.

On Kim:
“People thought that we were best friends. We weren’t. We were associates. We talked from time to time. We weren’t best friends although I love her kids… Listen, I’m not friends with any of those girls on the ‘Housewives’ show, OK? We have a business relationship. That’s where it starts and that’s where it ends.

Wendy: And the business is Bravo?
“The business is Bravo,” NeNe replied.

On Kandi Burruss, the newest person to join the cast:
Wendy: She’s got money.
“Oh, really? I’m just saying, oh, really. I don’t know her like that,” NeNe said.

You been to her house?
“No, I’ve never been to her home.”

Is she fabulous?
“She aiight,” NeNe said with a shrug of the shoulders.

On Xscape, the R&B group Kandi was a member of:
“I don’t know who they are.”

Maybe NeNe doesn’t know anything about Kandi, but a lot of men do.

“Listen, it’s not that I don’t like the girls,” NeNe added. “I like the girls. I talk to Lisa the most and um, Sheree and I, in the first episode, you see us try and mend our relationship. But what I’m saying is I think people get confused about what friendship is. Friends don’t do what we do – talk bad about each other, be very negative toward each other… We’re associates. We hang out from time to time. If I was really in a situation I wouldn’t call them up. I have good friends and i have a new sister – you.”

*Note to Gary With The Tea of The Ricky Smiley Morning Show, if you are going to jack this story at least put your own spin on it and not read the shit word for word. LET ME BE GREAT! Thanks in advance!*

Shiela Rashad literally couldn’t wait until Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member Sheree Whitfield’s yard sale. After learning that Lady Marmaduke and her two children had less than a week to vacate their foreclosed home, the former friend / business associate hit up Sheree’s crib and began snatching the goodies. My friend in the head Freddy O was there to witness the drama unfold.

The next day I happened to ride by the property and seen a Penske moving truck in the driveway. I then got nervous and called a few friends who immediately ordered that I pull into the driveway to see what was going on. Upon pulling up behind the truck I noticed kids playing with toys I had left behind. I then seen the Mexican workers loading the truck, along with Sheila Rashad and her husband. I approached her and she began to say that I was trespassing and the sheriff was on the way and I needed to leave the premises. I left and called my friends and within fifteen mins we were back at the house. Sheila put the lock back on the gate but apparently she was very nervous because she left all the doors open including the garages.

We went into the house and seen that she had stolen dishwashers, the oven, built in microwaves, warmer, cabinets, bathroom sinks, my built in closets, furniture, fixtures, electronics, workout equipment, and clothes. ALMOST EVERYTHING. The four of us are there in disbelief. We took a few pictures and I got on the line and called the police. Sheila and her husband came back with the carpenter (See Pics) and she continued to stick with her story that the people were behind them and we needed to leave. She knew that I wasn’t hearing it so she left.

The police came and I filed a police report. The witnesses were there and gave there statements as well. The officer had me call her on my phone. He told her she should return to give her statement because I was accusing her of theft. She refused. “ I like to believe in the best of people. I don’t want to believe that people can look you and your kids in the eye and smile and yet be so devious, conniving, and greedy to the point where they would do anything for a dollar. I am blessed to have God on my side who gives me my strength to carry on. ”

Girl fight! The fabulous Drama Dupree posted this video of an argument between two of his friends over in The Bocks a couple of days ago. Here’s some background tea [my favorite part highlighted for your convenience, of course]:

TEKEE ESTHER AND ALL THE FOLKS AT THE HOUSE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET UP EARLY MONDAY MORNING AND GO APPLY FOR FOOD STAMPS SINCE WE ALL WERE TECHNICALLY NOW UNEMPLOYED. WELL MONDAY CAME AND TEKEE DIDNT MOVE; AT FIRST I DECLINED, BUT MONA TALKED ME INTO GOING. ONCE EVERYONE WAS UP TEKEE ESTHER TRIED TO SAY THAT HE WAS WAITING ON ME WHEN THE TRUTH IS HE DIDNT WANTED TO GO. WELL IN WALKS HIS BOYFRIEND ZAY, WHO NEEDED TO GET HIS I.D. BECAUSE THE NIGHT BEFORE HE WAS TURNED AROUND AT THE DOOR FROM BULLDOGS BECAUSE THE I.D. HE HAD WAS INVALID. TEKEE ESTHER JUMPS UP AND IN A FLASH RUNS OUT THE DOOR TO TAKE HIS BOYFRIEND ZAY TO GET HIS I.D. THIS IS WHERE THE ISSUE IS, WHEN WE ALL HAD PLANS THIS MORNING TEKEE ESTHER ACTED LIKE HE COULDNT MOVE, BUT WHEN HIS BOYFRIEND NEEDED AN I.D. FOR THE CLUB HE WASTED NO TIME IN PROVIDING THAT.

NOW DONT THINK FOR ONE MOMENT THAT I BLAME TEKEE FOR DOING FOR HIS MAN, HELL ITS HIS MAN AND HIS MAN NEEDED HIM AND TEKEE ANSWERED HIS MAN’S CALL. BUT MONA LEE LOVE FELT SOME WAY ABOUT IT. AND HENCE GAVE BIRTH TO THE FOOD STAMP WARS A 4 PART SERIES.

In 2003, Sweat received primary custody of the children. According to the final divorce decree written by Fulton Superior Court judge Cynthia D. Wright, the children “lacked structure in their lives, due in substantial part to Mother’s numerous business ventures and frequent trips out of town . . . Mother has a history of spending money on herself excessively rather than providing for the children . . . There was some evidence at trial that Mother implicitly participated in robbing Father in the presence of the children. She also took money from Father prior to the initiation of this matter. This behavior causes the Court to question Mother’s maturity and judgment.”

Wright also ruled that there was evidence that the “Father has been violent towards Mother, but no evidence he has ever been violent with any of his children.”

I’m going to leave that one alone. Lisa is seeking primary physical custody and joint legal custody with final decision-making on all issues regarding the minor children. If she does get custody, she requests child support as well.

Don’t expect for Voletta Wallace and Lil’ Kim to share tea and crumpets together at high noon any time soon. In a recent interview with Hip-Hop Weekly the proud mom reloads her clip and fires back at Kimberly.

“She felt the character we chose for her was ‘too dark,’ ” Wallace told the publication, regarding Kim’s issues with the film. “Do you know why the character was too dark for her? Because she’s a white woman trapped in a black woman’s body, and you can tell the world I said it, because those are Lil’ Kim’s words. She should be ashamed of herself.”

She continues: “Tell Lil’ Kim to go find herself, go drink a cup of green tea and get a life! This movie is not about Lil’ Kim. She felt we used her character to promote [but] this movie is about my son . . . Lil’ Kim needs to go sit down.”

Lil’ Kim previously told the magazine that the movie was basically a crock of bull once she got a look at a script during production on the film.

“They were disrespecting me terrible in that script . . . the one that sticks out to me was in a scene allegedly when Ms. Wallace came to see one of Biggie’s shows for the first time and I was supposed to be so mad at him about something that I pulled my panties off on stage and mooned the crowd with my pussy? What the fuck? Come on, don’t you think that would’ve been in the history archives? They’re using Lil Kim to sensationalize their bullshit lying ass story. That was the last version of the script I saw, which somebody had snuck to me, ’cause people didn’t want me to see it.”

History archives, though? I’m going to leave that one alone. If you ask me both fighters need to return to their corners. Lil’ Cease should be the one pissed about his portrayal in the movie. If you have seen the bootleg then you know why.

In related news, Diddy felt compelled to set the record straight about what he really thinks of Lil’ Kim.

Kids, if you borrow somebody’s shit make sure that you return it in pristine condition or your ass could end up in front of a judge! In today’s clip the late Rick James and fellow musician Geronne Turner pay a visit to Judge Joe Brown. I would like to take the liberty of nominating this footage to the National Archives. It’s right up there with Shawty Lo’s ‘has anybody seen T.I. in Bankhead?’ video. Shouts out to Lawless660007 over in The Bocks for posting this!