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	<title>Crunk + Disorderly &#187; I&#8217;m Still Bustin&#8217; Nuts After All These Years</title>
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		<title>People You Should Be Paying Homage To: Barbara Terry</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 23:28:56 +0000</pubDate>
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At age 52 Barbara Terry has worked nearly her entire adult life slanging vulva on the streets of Hunts Point (located in the Bronx), so its with the utmost pride and sincerity that I bring you her story this evening. 
“Most women don’t make it to my age out here,” the mother one daughter [...]]]></description>
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<p>At age 52 <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Barbara Terry</strong></span> has worked nearly her entire adult life slanging vulva on the streets of Hunts Point (located in the Bronx), so its with the utmost pride and sincerity that I bring you her story this evening. </p>
<p>“Most women don’t make it to my age out here,” the mother one daughter and three adult sons tells the New York Times. “I call myself the last of the survivors.”</p>
<p>Ms. Terry Baby has been arrested more than 100 times, with occasional &#8220;vacation&#8221; time at Rikers Island ranging from several days to weeks &#8212; but you can bet your bottom dollar that it never deterred her from returning to the block.</p>
<p>Number ten in the face, slim in the waist, fat in the ass. Do you want a taste?</p>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/01/nyregion/at-52-a-prostitute-still-working-the-streets.html?_r=1">The New York Times &#8212; </a>“I’ve survived because God was with me,” Ms. Terry said. “Every Sunday, my mother and grandmother prayed for me out here.”</p>
<p>She has shown younger workers the ropes: how to jump in a Dumpster to hide from the police, and how to stay alive. First, never enter a car with more than one person in it, and never let someone drive you out of the area. Get your money up front — Ms. Terry charges $50 or $100 — and try to work with a buddy.</p>
<p>“You look for weapons, you check the back seat, and you go by your vibes,” she said. “If they look strange, you stay away.”</p>
<p>There have been close calls, like the time a trucker locked her in and tried to rape her.</p>
<p>“I never did drugs and never worked for a pimp for protection,” she said. “What protection? If I’m in someone’s car, about to die, ain’t no pimp in there helping me.”</p>
<p>“I never carried a blade,” said Ms. Terry, who grew up in the Red Hook Houses in Brooklyn before her family moved to North Carolina for her teenage years. “My fists were my weapons. I learned to fight growing up with nine younger brothers.”</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Ms. Terry said she completed two years of college, training to be a medical lab technician, but by the time she was 21, her husband had left her and she had two children to support. <span style="color: #ffff00;">All she knew about prostitutes was what she saw on “Starsky &amp; Hutch,” but she knew about the Hunts Point action and came out on her own.</span> She admits she became addicted to the stimulation of the street life.</p>
<p>“I love the excitement of coming out here and seeing all these beautiful people I know,” she said. “Even my dates are a comfort. This place has made me strong. It keeps you young.”</p>
<p>But she has slowed down. A year ago, she was in a bad accident and was hospitalized with a broken jaw and neck injuries. Her children, two of whom she says she put through college, beg her to get off the street.</p>
<p>“I’m the mother, so they can’t say anything,” she said. “When I’m ready to get off, I’ll get off.”</p></blockquote>
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		<title>How Dreadful: Ginger White Says Herman Cain Wasn&#8217;t Her Only Sponsor</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/12/06/ginger-white-herman-cain-sponsor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 15:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
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If you haven&#8217;t had the pleasure of dropping a morning deuce the following intimate details from Big Daddy Cain&#8217;s piece of outside poon should get your guts churning.
“One time we were having sex, and I was looking up at the ceiling, thinking about ‘What am I going to buy at the grocery store tomorrow? What [...]]]></description>
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<p>If you haven&#8217;t had the pleasure of dropping a morning deuce the following intimate details from <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Big Daddy Cain&#8217;s </strong></span>piece of outside poon should get your guts churning.</p>
<p>“One time we were having sex, and I was looking up at the ceiling, thinking about ‘What am I going to buy at the grocery store tomorrow? What I am going to do with my kids tomorrow?’”<span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong> Ginger White</strong></span> revealed to <a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/12/05/ginger-white-herman-cain-accuser-on-his-exit-his-arrogance-and-sex.html">The Daily Beast</a> writer Leslie Bennetts. “One time after we had sex, I cried. He said, ‘Maybe we shouldn’t do this for a while.’ So maybe he did have a heart — or half a heart. But I knew I needed his financial help.”</p>
<p>She also says that Cain was not the only man in her life who gave her money.</p>
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<p>“I’ve supported my kids and I never wanted to let my kids go without. When I was having trouble making a payment on something, there was this powerful man saying, ‘I’ll help you out.,&#8221; she said. &#8220;I remember a time when I was looking for a job, and I became separated from my first husband, John, and somebody said, ‘All you have to do is get in front of the owner of this company, and he will give you a job, because you’re pretty. And he did. The owner offered me a job, and by the end of the day, he asked me out and said, ‘I can help you with some extra money.’ So that’s what happened, for probably six months or so. I wasn’t the only one he was ‘helping.’</p>
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<p>For White, getting men to supplement her income that way “started becoming a game,” she said. “It was easy for me to get help like that. It makes you a bit cold. You have to be just as clever as they are, just as cold as they are, just as calculating as they are—and sometimes beat them at their own game. But I don’t want to be depicted as a woman who sleeps with men for money. I am not that woman. There have been a lot of men who sensed vulnerability and dangled a carrot, but I am not a bad person. I am a loving mother who has always wanted to make her own way and give her kids the best. I never wanted to take a handout, and I’ve said no more times than I said yes. I’ve said no more times than you can write down.”</p>
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		<title>Sexual Napalm: Venus And Serena&#8217;s Dad Richard Williams Is Officially Off The Market</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 20:13:24 +0000</pubDate>
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Some girls just have all the luck! Here&#8217;s the heartbreaking news via the homie That Bitch over at Rhymes With Snitch:

Don&#8217;t you hate when your dad marries a girl that&#8217;s young enough to be your sister?
Over the weekend documents surfaced showing that Venus and Serena Williams&#8217; 69 year old father Richard  married his [...]]]></description>
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<p>Some girls just have all the luck! Here&#8217;s the heartbreaking news via the homie <strong>That Bitch</strong> over at <a href="http://www.rhymeswithsnitch.com/2011/03/venus-and-serenas-dad-got-married.html">Rhymes With Snitch:</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Don&#8217;t you hate when your dad marries a girl that&#8217;s young enough to be your sister?</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Over the weekend documents surfaced showing that Venus and Serena Williams&#8217; 69 year old father Richard  married his 32 year old girlfriend Lakeisha Graham two days before New Year 2011.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">We first talked about this engagement back in 2009 [click <a href="http://www.rhymeswithsnitch.com/2009/03/venus-and-serenas.html">here </a>if you missed that] and at the time Venus and Serena were not pleased and considering how these nuptials have been kept a secret my guess is that they still aren&#8217;t.</p>
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		<title>News Break: British Grandma Had Sex With Rottweiler, Snapped Perverted Pictures With Pooch For Personal Pleasure</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/02/16/news-break-british-grandma-sex-rottweiler-snapped-perverted-pictures-pooch-personal-pleasure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 22:47:45 +0000</pubDate>
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Paula Mangan, 42, was snapped by boyfriend Lee McCall, 41, with the rottweiler-chow cross.
Police found a CD of 33 vile images in a raid on their Liverpool home after McCall was suspected of arson and voyeurism. Officers also uncovered 61 indecent images of children.
Mangan, who has two teenage daughters and one grandchild, admitted sex [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Paula Mangan, 42, was snapped by boyfriend Lee McCall, 41, with the rottweiler-chow cross.</p>
<p><span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Police found a CD of 33 vile images in a raid on their Liverpool home after McCall was suspected of arson and voyeurism. Officers also uncovered 61 indecent images of children.</span></strong></span></p>
<p>Mangan, who has two teenage daughters and one grandchild, admitted sex with the animal at Liverpool Crown Court.</p>
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<p>Judge Robert Warnock called her a &#8220;troubled and damaged individual&#8221; and imposed a two-year community order with supervision. McCall admitted making indecent images and faces sentence in April. The pair hid their faces as they fled court.</p>
<p>A neighbour said they still own the dog, adding: &#8220;It&#8217;s disgusting. They seemed a normal family.&#8221; <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3413845/Grandma-posed-for-sex-with-rottweiler.html">(source)</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Faces From The Milk Carton: A Billy Ocean Sighting!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 19:04:55 +0000</pubDate>
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The above flick of Billy Ocean is single-handedly the most important candid you will see posted all month. The 60 year old hit maker [don't you dare laugh] was spotted hitting his bird walk outside BBC Radio 2 earlier today.
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<p>The above flick of Billy Ocean is single-handedly the most important candid you will see posted all month. The 60 year old hit maker [don't you dare laugh] was spotted hitting his bird walk outside BBC Radio 2 earlier today.</p>
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		<title>Buzz Notes: Mathew Knowles A Daddy Again, Tension Between NeNe &amp; Greg?</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/03/24/buzz-notes-62/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 17:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
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A DNA test has confirmed that Matthew Knowles is the father of Alexsandra Wright&#8217;s baby boy Nixon and the winner of the premature ejaculation lottery. Sources tell TMZ that Wright and Knowles are in the final stages of negotiating the child support payments for Honey Bee&#8217;s new baby brother. Wright filed a paternity suit last [...]]]></description>
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<li>A DNA test has confirmed that Matthew Knowles is the father of Alexsandra Wright&#8217;s baby boy Nixon and the winner of the premature ejaculation lottery. Sources tell <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/24/beyonces-dad-matthew-knowles-paternity-tes/">TMZ</a> that Wright and Knowles are in the final stages of negotiating the child support payments for Honey Bee&#8217;s new baby brother. Wright filed a paternity suit last October against Knowles &#8212; who was temporarily ordered to pay $8,200 in monthly child support.</li>
<li>Disillusioned Atlanta socialite Nene Leakes is at it again. A source [probably Dwight] tell the <a href="http://blogs.ajc.com/the-buzz/2010/03/23/has-nene-the-housewife-hit-a-rough-patch/">AJC Buzz</a> the wonky eyed wookie is has been having marital woes since the arrest of eldest son Bryson.<span id="more-29970"></span><br />
<blockquote><p>“The arrest really upset NeNe as she knows her son is hanging out with a bad crowd,” said the report, which says young Bryant has dropped out of college and is now working as a club promoter. “It has put pressure on her relationship with her husband, Greg Leakes, who is not Bryson’s real father as they both know that he’s still drinking and smoking with his buddies.”</p>
<p>The quote most likely to get the side-eyes rolling in Atlanta: “NeNe perceives herself as a real socialite in Atlanta and she does not like the fact that Bryson’s arrest generated bad publicity for her and she is worried that he might get into more trouble in the future.”</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Open Air: Tiger Woods Ain&#8217;t Got Shit On Winston Bennett</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
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Drugs and alcohol never appealed to former NBA player Winston Bennett but the hot pursuit of pussy was another story. All. Trina. Rashes. Everything. 
Check out his stats:

In an interview with ESPN&#8217;s &#8220;Outside the Lines,&#8221; Bennett details his sex addiction, explaining that he slept with 90 women per month before he got married &#8212; and [...]]]></description>
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<p>Drugs and alcohol never appealed to former NBA player Winston Bennett but the hot pursuit of pussy was another story. All. Trina. Rashes. Everything. </p>
<p>Check out his stats:</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">In an interview with ESPN&#8217;s &#8220;Outside the Lines,&#8221; Bennett details his sex addiction, explaining that he slept with 90 women per month before he got married &#8212; and approximately half that total after his wedding.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">He says he would meet the women seemingly anywhere: &#8220;Malls, restaurants &#8212; let&#8217;s not forget &#8212; prostitutes, massage parlors.&#8221; His obsession with sex occupied huge swaths of time. &#8220;I spent a great deal of time either having sex, cruising for sex, calling for sex, looking for sex,&#8221; Bennett told ESPN. He &#8220;very seldom&#8221; used protection.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Bennett&#8217;s basketball career afforded him an &#8220;unbelievable&#8221; dating life. &#8220;One was never enough,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Three or four in a day was very typical for me.&#8221; Just one day after getting married, Bennett says he slept with another woman, and he later gave his wife two sexually transmitted diseases</p>
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<p>And that was just the dick tip of the iceberg. Watch and be amazed as one man tells his tale of beating tails. </p>
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		<title>Your Two Cents Required: Tiger&#8217;s Apology</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:49:04 +0000</pubDate>
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Tiger Woods apologized to his friends, family and colleagues sitting before him in a long-anticipated statement on Friday morning, admitting to his repeated marital infidelities, while acknowledging that he has been in therapy and will immediately return to that treatment. But Woods, the world’s best golfer, did not give a specific date for his return [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Tiger Woods apologized to his friends, family and colleagues sitting before him in a long-anticipated statement on Friday morning, admitting to his repeated marital infidelities, while acknowledging that he has been in therapy and will immediately return to that treatment. But Woods, the world’s best golfer, did not give a specific date for his return to the game. <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/20/sports/golf/20woods.html">[New York Times]</a></p>
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<h2 style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ffff00;">DO YOU ACCEPT TIGER&#8217;S APOLOGY?</span></h2>
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		<title>Quick Quotes: Hugh Hefner on Tiger Woods</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:41:44 +0000</pubDate>
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“I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised. If you’re a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience. It’s very nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>“I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised. If you’re a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience. It’s very nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a wish!”</p></blockquote>
<p>- &#8211; Playboy founder Hugh Hefner on Tiger Woods’ “transgressions”</p>
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		<title>News Break: Man Caught Masturbating in Public Library To A Wrestling Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:31:31 +0000</pubDate>
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Let&#8217;s hope that it was mud wrestling and not any of  that WWE type of shit.
An Erlanger man faces charges after a Boone County Sheriff Deputy caught him masturbating at the main branch of the Boone County Library.
The deputy approached 58 year old Lester Henry at the branch on Burlington Pike in Burlington Tuesday night [...]]]></description>
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<p>Let&#8217;s hope that it was mud wrestling and not any of  that WWE type of shit.</p>
<blockquote><p>An Erlanger man faces charges after a Boone County Sheriff Deputy caught him masturbating at the main branch of the Boone County Library.</p>
<p>The deputy approached 58 year old Lester Henry at the branch on Burlington Pike in Burlington Tuesday night around 7 p.m.  The deputy says Henry was watching a wrestling video in the computer lab when another library patron spotted him and alerted the deputy.</p>
<p>Henry faces charges of indecent exposure and disorderly conduct. He is held at the Boone County Jail.  [<a href="http://www.local12.com/mostpopular/story/Man-Caught-Masturbating-in-Public-Library/zBzvKKy4EEO2Rj0xqXd7tA.cspx">source</a> - - <strong>Thanks Black Dove</strong>]</p></blockquote>
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