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Open Air: Tiger Woods Ain’t Got Shit On Winston Bennett

Drugs and alcohol never appealed to former NBA player Winston Bennett but the hot pursuit of pussy was another story. All. Trina. Rashes. Everything.

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In an interview with ESPN’s “Outside the Lines,” Bennett details his sex addiction, explaining that he slept with 90 women per month before he got married — and approximately half that total after his wedding.

He says he would meet the women seemingly anywhere: “Malls, restaurants — let’s not forget — prostitutes, massage parlors.” His obsession with sex occupied huge swaths of time. “I spent a great deal of time either having sex, cruising for sex, calling for sex, looking for sex,” Bennett told ESPN. He “very seldom” used protection.

Bennett’s basketball career afforded him an “unbelievable” dating life. “One was never enough,” he said. “Three or four in a day was very typical for me.” Just one day after getting married, Bennett says he slept with another woman, and he later gave his wife two sexually transmitted diseases

And that was just the dick tip of the iceberg. Watch and be amazed as one man tells his tale of beating tails.

Your Two Cents Required: Tiger’s Apology

tiger sorry Your Two Cents Required: Tigers Apology

Tiger Woods apologized to his friends, family and colleagues sitting before him in a long-anticipated statement on Friday morning, admitting to his repeated marital infidelities, while acknowledging that he has been in therapy and will immediately return to that treatment. But Woods, the world’s best golfer, did not give a specific date for his return to the game. [New York Times]

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Quick Quotes: Hugh Hefner on Tiger Woods

young pimpin Quick Quotes: Hugh Hefner on Tiger Woods

“I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised. If you’re a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience. It’s very nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a wish!”

- – Playboy founder Hugh Hefner on Tiger Woods’ “transgressions”

News Break: Man Caught Masturbating in Public Library To A Wrestling Video

nasty ass News Break: Man Caught Masturbating in Public Library To A Wrestling Video

Let’s hope that it was mud wrestling and not any of  that WWE type of shit.

An Erlanger man faces charges after a Boone County Sheriff Deputy caught him masturbating at the main branch of the Boone County Library.

The deputy approached 58 year old Lester Henry at the branch on Burlington Pike in Burlington Tuesday night around 7 p.m. The deputy says Henry was watching a wrestling video in the computer lab when another library patron spotted him and alerted the deputy.

Henry faces charges of indecent exposure and disorderly conduct. He is held at the Boone County Jail. [source - - Thanks Black Dove]

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Rewind: Miss J Is Somebody’s Daddy, Kinda

With his pussy sitting skyscraper high, runway diva J. Alexander dropped one helluva stink bomb while promoting his new book Follow The Model on The Tyra Show on Tuesday. After reading the eulogy for Tyra’s lifeless swoop bang he revealed that a French lesbian played Russian roulette with her child’s DNA, requesting that he and his ex-boyfriend Alex donate their sperm.

Please forward all question and concerns to Looseneck.com because I can’t help you.

Star Tracks: Grace Jones Sunbathing In Rio

gj1 Star Tracks: Grace Jones Sunbathing In Rio

Rocking her No-Fuss Solange Cut, the original Fierce Kitty from Jamaica and Queen-Of-All-Things-Sick-And-Filthy Grace Jones was spotted sunbathing on a rooftop in Rio. Although she looks quite different than she usually does [au natural face and body armpits] her skin is smooth and she still can make the kids scream with her body in middle-age. Niatia Jessica Kirkland, take notes.

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Day Late, Dollar Short: Papa Knowles Just My Baby Daddy

Mathew Knowles  can’t seem to keep all that good dick to himself! The creole pussy slayer was slapped with a paternity suit last week by Alexsandra Wright in L.A. County Superior Court. Wright, who is currently 6 months pregnant, filed the case last week, alleges Knowles is the father. Sources say Wright is being represented by Neal Hersh, who is also repping Lamar Odom in the prenup negotiations with Khloe Kardashian.

Sham. Fucking. Wow.

Papa Joe 2.0 has always been uber swift to come to the defense of the Killer Kreole Kartel when rumors have surfaced online, so I am going to have to believe that he was out giving all access passes to his amusement park until he writes an angry email to TMZ.

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