Archive for the 'I'm Still Bustin' Nuts After All These Years' Category

People You Should Be Paying Homage To: Barbara Terry

bt1 People You Should Be Paying Homage To: Barbara Terry

At age 52 Barbara Terry has worked nearly her entire adult life slanging vulva on the streets of Hunts Point (located in the Bronx), so its with the utmost pride and sincerity that I bring you her story this evening.

“Most women don’t make it to my age out here,” the mother one daughter and three adult sons tells the New York Times. “I call myself the last of the survivors.”

Ms. Terry Baby has been arrested more than 100 times, with occasional “vacation” time at Rikers Island ranging from several days to weeks — but you can bet your bottom dollar that it never deterred her from returning to the block.

Number ten in the face, slim in the waist, fat in the ass. Do you want a taste?

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How Dreadful: Ginger White Says Herman Cain Wasn’t Her Only Sponsor

cain1 How Dreadful: Ginger White Says Herman Cain Wasnt Her Only Sponsor

If you haven’t had the pleasure of dropping a morning deuce the following intimate details from Big Daddy Cain’s piece of outside poon should get your guts churning.

“One time we were having sex, and I was looking up at the ceiling, thinking about ‘What am I going to buy at the grocery store tomorrow? What I am going to do with my kids tomorrow?’” Ginger White revealed to The Daily Beast writer Leslie Bennetts. “One time after we had sex, I cried. He said, ‘Maybe we shouldn’t do this for a while.’ So maybe he did have a heart — or half a heart. But I knew I needed his financial help.”

She also says that Cain was not the only man in her life who gave her money.

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Sexual Napalm: Venus And Serena’s Dad Richard Williams Is Officially Off The Market

richard williams1 Sexual Napalm: Venus And Serenas Dad Richard Williams Is Officially Off The Market

Some girls just have all the luck! Here’s the heartbreaking news via the homie That Bitch over at Rhymes With Snitch:

Don’t you hate when your dad marries a girl that’s young enough to be your sister?

Over the weekend documents surfaced showing that Venus and Serena Williams’ 69 year old father Richard married his 32 year old girlfriend Lakeisha Graham two days before New Year 2011.

We first talked about this engagement back in 2009 [click here if you missed that] and at the time Venus and Serena were not pleased and considering how these nuptials have been kept a secret my guess is that they still aren’t.

News Break: British Grandma Had Sex With Rottweiler, Snapped Perverted Pictures With Pooch For Personal Pleasure

dogson News Break: British Grandma Had Sex With Rottweiler, Snapped Perverted Pictures With Pooch For Personal Pleasure

Paula Mangan, 42, was snapped by boyfriend Lee McCall, 41, with the rottweiler-chow cross.

Police found a CD of 33 vile images in a raid on their Liverpool home after McCall was suspected of arson and voyeurism. Officers also uncovered 61 indecent images of children.

Mangan, who has two teenage daughters and one grandchild, admitted sex with the animal at Liverpool Crown Court.

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Faces From The Milk Carton: A Billy Ocean Sighting!

billy ocean Faces From The Milk Carton: A Billy Ocean Sighting!

The above flick of Billy Ocean is single-handedly the most important candid you will see posted all month. The 60 year old hit maker [don't you dare laugh] was spotted hitting his bird walk outside BBC Radio 2 earlier today.

Buzz Notes: Mathew Knowles A Daddy Again, Tension Between NeNe & Greg?

buzz notes Buzz Notes: Mathew Knowles A Daddy Again, Tension Between NeNe & Greg?

  • A DNA test has confirmed that Matthew Knowles is the father of Alexsandra Wright’s baby boy Nixon and the winner of the premature ejaculation lottery. Sources tell TMZ that Wright and Knowles are in the final stages of negotiating the child support payments for Honey Bee’s new baby brother. Wright filed a paternity suit last October against Knowles — who was temporarily ordered to pay $8,200 in monthly child support.
  • Disillusioned Atlanta socialite Nene Leakes is at it again. A source [probably Dwight] tell the AJC Buzz the wonky eyed wookie is has been having marital woes since the arrest of eldest son Bryson. Continue Reading »

Open Air: Tiger Woods Ain’t Got Shit On Winston Bennett

Drugs and alcohol never appealed to former NBA player Winston Bennett but the hot pursuit of pussy was another story. All. Trina. Rashes. Everything.

Check out his stats:

In an interview with ESPN’s “Outside the Lines,” Bennett details his sex addiction, explaining that he slept with 90 women per month before he got married — and approximately half that total after his wedding.

He says he would meet the women seemingly anywhere: “Malls, restaurants — let’s not forget — prostitutes, massage parlors.” His obsession with sex occupied huge swaths of time. “I spent a great deal of time either having sex, cruising for sex, calling for sex, looking for sex,” Bennett told ESPN. He “very seldom” used protection.

Bennett’s basketball career afforded him an “unbelievable” dating life. “One was never enough,” he said. “Three or four in a day was very typical for me.” Just one day after getting married, Bennett says he slept with another woman, and he later gave his wife two sexually transmitted diseases

And that was just the dick tip of the iceberg. Watch and be amazed as one man tells his tale of beating tails.

Your Two Cents Required: Tiger’s Apology

tiger sorry Your Two Cents Required: Tigers Apology

Tiger Woods apologized to his friends, family and colleagues sitting before him in a long-anticipated statement on Friday morning, admitting to his repeated marital infidelities, while acknowledging that he has been in therapy and will immediately return to that treatment. But Woods, the world’s best golfer, did not give a specific date for his return to the game. [New York Times]

DO YOU ACCEPT TIGER’S APOLOGY?

Quick Quotes: Hugh Hefner on Tiger Woods

young pimpin Quick Quotes: Hugh Hefner on Tiger Woods

“I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised. If you’re a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience. It’s very nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a wish!”

- – Playboy founder Hugh Hefner on Tiger Woods’ “transgressions”

News Break: Man Caught Masturbating in Public Library To A Wrestling Video

nasty ass News Break: Man Caught Masturbating in Public Library To A Wrestling Video

Let’s hope that it was mud wrestling and not any of  that WWE type of shit.

An Erlanger man faces charges after a Boone County Sheriff Deputy caught him masturbating at the main branch of the Boone County Library.

The deputy approached 58 year old Lester Henry at the branch on Burlington Pike in Burlington Tuesday night around 7 p.m. The deputy says Henry was watching a wrestling video in the computer lab when another library patron spotted him and alerted the deputy.

Henry faces charges of indecent exposure and disorderly conduct. He is held at the Boone County Jail. [source - - Thanks Black Dove]

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