Stevie Wonder performed some type of rain dance / touchdown celebration outside of Prego in Los Angeles on Thursday. His trademark hair was covered but his delightful savor flavor patch was exposed for all to enjoy. Don’t act like you wouldn’t ride his face like the $1 train.
Alexyss K. Tylor gets personal with a paralyzed sex addict named Duke in today’s touching clip. I just can’t sum this shit up into words so I won’t.
Six people have been arrested for allegedly operating an illegal massage parlor out of a house in Cherokee County.
The arrests followed a six-week investigation and a raid Thursday on the house on East Cherokee Drive in the Hickory Flat community, said Sgt. Jay Baker, spokesman for the Cherokee County Sheriff’s Department.
Charges against the suspects ranged from pimping to masturbation for hire and illegal drug possession.
According to the Sheriff’s Office, investigators seized $15,000 in cash, a laptop computer, marijuana and heroin while executing a search warrant at the house, which advertises its services on Craigslist.com.
Two customers were at the house at the time, but were not immediately charged, the sheriff’s department said.
Arrested were: Terri Confer, 55, of Woodstock on charges of pimping and keeping a place of prostitution; Cheri Phillips, 53, of Woodstock, on felony charges of possession of heroin and possession of marijuana with the intent to distribute; Annie Walker, 43, of Kennesaw, on charges of masturbation for hire, unlawful massage and giving a false name to law enforcement; and Deborah Ingram, 42, of Kennesaw, Carla Fortner, 44, of Dallas, Ga., and Jennifer Adams, 22 of Acworth, all on charges of masturbation for hire and unlawful massage. [source via Straight From The A]
Uncle Al cranked that hot grits at Royal Albert Hall in London on Wednesday. Mr. Loverman has been wowing both audiences and critics in the UK since the beginning of the month. There may be some old freaks out there who still toss their panties at your boy but I’m sure he’d rather have stuffed tithe envelopes chunked at him.
“My wife and I download pornos together,” he says. “She goes with me to strip clubs. She’ll be tipping bitches and everything.” More sweetly: “I love reading my daughter to sleep—she loves this one book called Ducks in Muck.” And, combining the smutty and the sweet: “I’ll be at a club, just surrounded by ho’s, and I’ll literally call my wife, like, ‘I’m so, so happy I married you.’”
His marriage helps him to put the surreal life into perspective, and it helps him to keep sight of Faheem Najm when he’s recording as T-Pain. Even if it isn’t the sexiest topic, he enjoys mining aspects of matrimony for material. One of the funniest moments on Thr33 Ringz comes on the song “Therapy,” where a narrator tells an unloving woman, “I don’t need your sex, I’ll masturbate.”
“See, that line comes straight out of my life!” he says. “I’m married, and I jerk off all the time. Some R&B singers act like they getting sex every night. T-Pain is here to tell you: Ain’t no one getting sex every night!”
- - T-Pain talks about marital bliss in Blender magazine
In no way, shape or form is domestic violence a funny subject but when I read on the bottom of E! last night that Don Cornelius was arrested over the weekend for beating a bitch I laughed so hard I thought my lungs were going to collapse like Baby ReRe’s coffee table.
Donald “Don” Cornelius, the 72-year-old creator and longtime host of the iconic television show “Soul Train,” was arrested Friday night on suspicion of felony domestic violence, police said.
Los Angeles Police were called to Cornelius’ home in the 12000 block of Mulholland Drive about 7:15 p.m. Friday, said Officer Norma Eisenman. Cornelius was arrested and taken to Van Nuys jail at 8 p.m., Eisenman said.
It was not clear whom Cornelius was suspected of assaulting, Eisenman said. No one was taken to the hospital after the incident, according to police reports.
I love Ms. Patti almost as much as the corners of Lil’ Boosie’s mouth loves morning crust but her eyebrows are giving me Punk of the South vibes. Since I respect my elders and that she was out reppin’ for Obama I won’t mention her looking like a stand in for The Flying Nun. I pray that she didn’t go into one of her dramatc cunt fits and kicked her pumps off while on stage. An elderly YT woman getting hit in the face with a Louboutin is not a good look for our boy.
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