Still in search for some much needed motivation to kick your 2012 fitness regimen off right? Look no further than male exotic dancer turned fitness instructor King James and his plastic baseball bat, Lucille. Well, at least that’s what I like to call it since KJ’s relationship with it is only rival to B.B. King and his guitar bearing the same name. Now dive yo’ big ass down!
And on the 7th day, God created shade.
Up until a few years ago Kevin Liles was a platinum card carrying member of Team Chunk. And then he showed up at an event looking like the turtle from that old Tootsie Pop commercial. Whether he shed his pounds through a medical intervention [that's the Star Jones way of putting it] or by maintaining a healthy lifestyle that included diet and exercise is unimportant. He did what he had to do. Applaud that man.
But you know the fat kid inside wants to snatch that cupcake and make tender love to it. More birthday party pictures of C+D friend in the head Estelle under the cut.
My television has been AWF since Snooki got Kendu’d on MTV’s Jersey Shore, but Maurice Garland just gave me a reason to believe again . . . and kick start my diet.
Tonight, TLC will be premiering a new show, One Big Happy Family, that centers around The Coles…an obese family looking to change their ways.
Automatically I know some Black folks are going to cry fowl…er, foul. What do ya’ll think when you see this? Personally, it looks like a real life Meet The Browns/House of Payne.
“Imma work off these pancakes” is my new go to excuse!
Male exotic dancer turned fitness instructor King James is on a mission to move our fat asses away from the buffet at Golden Corral and onto the road to a healthier lifestyle. Good luck, Chuck! The bourbon chicken and dinner rolls be calling my name like it has free nights and weekends.
Thanks Halle Berry Ain’t My Mama [not mine either] for the clip!
If you are a member of Team Chunk in search of a good workout this may be the one for you. That is if you enjoy looking at boucing tittay balls. Toccarra has launched her own line of workout DVD’s for “real size women” at IAmToccarra.com.
While I don’t knock her entrepreneurial / fitness efforts I am going to have to pass on this one. I don’t think I would be able to stomach all that FABULOUS! talk while I attempt to burn calories but to each its own.
Watch the trailer under the jump.
Team Chunk ambassador Raven Symone tells People magazine that she handles criticism by receiving a little self esteem boost from a trip to Cinnabon her Mom.
On her biggest fan: “She’ll [my mom] call me and say, ‘You’re very pretty.’ I’m like, ‘Thanks, Mommy!’ and that’s my confidence for the day.”
On the body critics: “People come up to me and have certain words for me, but you know what I do? I say, ‘I’m healthy, I exercise, I believe in myself, and I think I’m beautiful’.”
On how she ignores the haters: “You just have to learn how to transform the pressures into something that doesn’t soak into you on a personal level. You see it, you breathe past it, you don’t let it sink into your self-esteem.”
Little Olivia will be helping to boost some of her young fans’ confidence when she hosts a hundred 11 and 12 year old girls at a Dove-sponsored self-esteem workshop in Cape May, N.J. More flicks of her visiting the set of The Mike and Julie Show after the jump.
Oh, and I’m glad her eyebrows aren’t wonky today. Gold star for you!
Chitlins are off the menu. They were keeping my weight up. Chitlins have been canceled off of my list, and I know my fans and friends are screaming ‘Hallelujah!’ I want to be around for a long time, so let’s drop the chitlins.
- – ReRe the Body says no to chitlins this holiday
Michel Lapointe is a convicted drugs gang member arrested in 2006 who weighs 450lb (205kg).
He could not fit on the chair in his Montreal prison cell and his body protruded six inches on either side of his bed, press reports said.
Officials ruled that Lapointe’s prison conditions were “difficult” because of his health.
The Journal de Montreal newspaper quoted a letter from the authorities to Mr Lapointe saying: “You have been detained for more than 25 months and your prison conditions are difficult because of your health.”
They also cited the refusal of two other facilities to accept the 37-year-old, who was handed a five-year sentence in May this year.
Mr Lapointe was freed late on Tuesday.
“I’m going to have a proper bed and finally have a chair I can sit in,” he told the paper outside the prison.
“I want a normal life. I’ve done some stupid things and I’ve paid for them,” he added. [source]
Today must be antagonize a fat bitch day.
Team Chunk is in a state of emergency! No, KFC hasn’t ended their Guitar Hero Fully Loaded Box meal promotion yet [swing your Gucci rags around for sweet minty Jesus] but a damaging video to our reputations have been leaked to YouTube! JMack you ain’t shit for sending this over here.
Get a dose of a plus size women friendly rapper / exotic dancer after the jump.
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