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Chitlins are off the menu. They were keeping my weight up. Chitlins have been canceled off of my list, and I know my fans and friends are screaming ‘Hallelujah!’ I want to be around for a long time, so let’s drop the chitlins.

- - ReRe the Body says no to chitlins this holiday

News Break

Michel Lapointe is a convicted drugs gang member arrested in 2006 who weighs 450lb (205kg).

He could not fit on the chair in his Montreal prison cell and his body protruded six inches on either side of his bed, press reports said.

Officials ruled that Lapointe’s prison conditions were “difficult” because of his health.

The Journal de Montreal newspaper quoted a letter from the authorities to Mr Lapointe saying: “You have been detained for more than 25 months and your prison conditions are difficult because of your health.”

They also cited the refusal of two other facilities to accept the 37-year-old, who was handed a five-year sentence in May this year.

Mr Lapointe was freed late on Tuesday.

“I’m going to have a proper bed and finally have a chair I can sit in,” he told the paper outside the prison.

“I want a normal life. I’ve done some stupid things and I’ve paid for them,” he added. [source]

Heavy, Heavy

Today must be antagonize a fat bitch day.

Team Chunk is in a state of emergency! No, KFC hasn’t ended their Guitar Hero Fully Loaded Box meal promotion yet [swing your Gucci rags around for sweet minty Jesus] but a damaging video to our reputations have been leaked to YouTube! JMack you ain’t shit for sending this over here.

Get a dose of a plus size women friendly rapper / exotic dancer after the jump.

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